Welcome to thread #17 everyone!
So a quick recap.
Ben decorated a hotel room with romantic crap. @MissDolly asked the question we were all thinking. Why is Cartia wasting time with a photo and not on the big willy chilly.
Cartia looked stunning in a black dress on date night.
We got more date night content. Who knew Ben was such a romantic.
More date night content as Cartia dragged it out almost as long as the last Ben thread.
Did Ben give Cartia a promise ring? All I know is I want Ben in my ring.
Ben went to London Fashion Week as Potter gave the Chelsea boys days off constantly.
Ben fed us with a high fashion selfie with lots of rings on his fingers. He can finger my ring (sorry I’ll stop with the butt jokes)
Me and @MissDolly confirmed we don’t fancy Aitch. We are cougars but we ain’t that bad.
Ben shaved his beard off
more romantic content as Cartia and Ben looked loved up in a restaurant.
Ben tried to top Stirling on the pitch (@StephenTJackson was found raging with jealousy.)
Ben was playing so well on the pitch. Take note other Chelsea players.
Ben looked peachy on the pitch
Cartia fed us with shirtless Ben and Harvey looking fit.
Ben scored.
Ben then taunted Leicester fans.
Ben’s ex fling commented on a post of Ben and Cartia which was very bizarre.
@katiestewart wants a sex tape from Ben and Cartia since we only ever see him kiss her cheek.
Ben was back in the England squad.
I declared I would be James Maddison’s friend. Purely for platonic reasons only honest.
The above was a lie I continue to crush on Madders despite him being unpopular with the girls on here.
Cartia has herself and Ben as her Lock Screen. All this romantic crap is making this bitter old gay wanna vomit.
@katiestewart was still left waiting for more then a kiss on the cheek.
Ben is a chatter box on dates. (Honestly just date me already Chilly)
Cartia wore a very revealing outfit. If you got it flaunt it babe.
We all confused Ben for villas manager.
Graham Potter got the sack #byebitch
Ben extended his stay at Chelsea (take note Mason Mount).
Ben got a red card.
Good lord that thread went on forever.
Anyway have some Ben bulge.
So a quick recap.
Ben decorated a hotel room with romantic crap. @MissDolly asked the question we were all thinking. Why is Cartia wasting time with a photo and not on the big willy chilly.
Cartia looked stunning in a black dress on date night.
We got more date night content. Who knew Ben was such a romantic.
More date night content as Cartia dragged it out almost as long as the last Ben thread.
Did Ben give Cartia a promise ring? All I know is I want Ben in my ring.
Ben went to London Fashion Week as Potter gave the Chelsea boys days off constantly.
Ben fed us with a high fashion selfie with lots of rings on his fingers. He can finger my ring (sorry I’ll stop with the butt jokes)
Me and @MissDolly confirmed we don’t fancy Aitch. We are cougars but we ain’t that bad.
Ben shaved his beard off
more romantic content as Cartia and Ben looked loved up in a restaurant.
Ben tried to top Stirling on the pitch (@StephenTJackson was found raging with jealousy.)
Ben was playing so well on the pitch. Take note other Chelsea players.
Ben looked peachy on the pitch
Cartia fed us with shirtless Ben and Harvey looking fit.
Ben scored.
Ben then taunted Leicester fans.
Ben’s ex fling commented on a post of Ben and Cartia which was very bizarre.
@katiestewart wants a sex tape from Ben and Cartia since we only ever see him kiss her cheek.
Ben was back in the England squad.
I declared I would be James Maddison’s friend. Purely for platonic reasons only honest.
The above was a lie I continue to crush on Madders despite him being unpopular with the girls on here.
Cartia has herself and Ben as her Lock Screen. All this romantic crap is making this bitter old gay wanna vomit.
@katiestewart was still left waiting for more then a kiss on the cheek.
Ben is a chatter box on dates. (Honestly just date me already Chilly)
Cartia wore a very revealing outfit. If you got it flaunt it babe.
We all confused Ben for villas manager.
Graham Potter got the sack #byebitch
Ben extended his stay at Chelsea (take note Mason Mount).
Ben got a red card.
Good lord that thread went on forever.
Anyway have some Ben bulge.
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