Below Deck #5 ⚓️

[cowtastrophe]

V: My boyfriend drowned last year. Hahahahaha!

 

[JuneJuneHannah]

Quickly ran to make sure it was awesome Lauren and not the most recent seasons Lauren panic over!

 

[givemethenight]

Just watched the latest episode - what an absolute mess! That woman who shagged Kyle has surely got to be a plant? There’s no way they’d show her face so clearly if they were doing that unless she was in on it, surely?!

Either way - absolutely vile behaviour from Kyle. He’s defo in self-destruct mode: it’s quite sad to see really. I know it sounds quite dramatic, but if he doesn’t sort himself out, I can see him dead in a few years.

 

[jenmarks]

Surely this is the first time that the chef has quit before the first charter is even over?!

 

[Offish]

I’m glad I’m not the only one. I everything she tells them in so vague. Like with the clothes in that last episode. She said can you bring them back with you. Then when she realised he was waiting to bring them with the food started screaming down the phone that’s he told him to bring them back straight away when she clearly never fair enough he should have has the thought to ask, so you want them back right away or will I bring them with lunch but still I stand by her communication is terrible

Definitely! And while maybe he should’ve checked but she is the chief stew, this is literally her bread and butter, running after the guests and making sure they have everything they want when they want it. I swear she only said shorts when she asked him to get stuff too, whereas it was actually the bikini too? Anyway. Communication, solid 0.

 

[Offish]

Sailing yacht s2 I think, early on in the season maybe, but I’m quite sure I’ve seen them more than once too.

 

[Maid22]

New Med, looks terrible!!!

 

[Mishella]

Thanks! I didnt want to miss it if it was airing on channel four right now.

Have to say am not enjoying this one at all

 

[Louanne]

Oh. Joe

 

[Blindly Welsh 🏴]

It makes me laugh when they act like they don’t know who’s joining the boat until they board….. as if!

 

[Restless Native]

Does Kizzy have an Only Fans? Shes desperate for air time

 

[Restless Native]

I don't get how Ben gets these younger ladies?!

Maybe they just want to make themselves relevant.? Cos he seems like a complete knob. And alot of the boatmances are just to gain more exposure imo.

He is entertaining though I will give him that

 

[Restless Native]

Kathy and Aesha have the measure of Kizzy. She’s absolutely desperate for male validation, she doesn’t care who from. Also, did anyone else notice the chef massaging Kathy’s feet in the car? I think he seems sweet, not sure why no one seems interested in him at all.

Hes into Kizzy with the magic fanny as well

 

[Demilee124]

Harry was playing things cool / slow with Bri and she pushed him to be more forward and show more affection and then goes off him. Poor Harry

 

[Offish]

Kizzi got married. That man is absolutely mad. Dumped him so that she could shag around on a reality show and took her back. Yikes.

A brave man… or maybe just one with a very particular humiliation kink

 

[SC1990]

I‘ve just finished BDDU and she eats noodles in bed after the nights out on that too. They must have some magic ingredient for hangover prevention. I would love to be BFF with Aesha, I bet she’s a blast in real life too.

Yeah she's so much fun. I need to try the noodle hack, see if it prevents hangovers lol

 

[Restless Native]

 

[murielsweddingplanner]

Just looked on his insta it says season 2 episode 4/5/6 .. thanks whoever liked my comment its just reminded me to watch them now incase they get removed

 

[blockedbyslockbower]

Saw this on Reddit...as they're filming down under season right now.

I dunno now if I could put up with her or Kyle ever again

No more Ellie and her strange jawline, and personality.

 

[jenmarks]

I mean, surely Jizzy just needs to get on OnlyFans stat. More money to be made etc etc.