Below Deck #5 ⚓️

[CaptainHolt]

So pleased I stopped watching this series. Doesn't sound very entertaining! More infuriating.

 

[stinkerella]

I’m losing my shizzle that it’s not coming up on Prime in Australia

 

[I_C bread ppl]

So far I like it. Can't help but think Gayle is about to be brought in to replace Christian.

Felt really icky at the guys being proud of losing their virginity at 13.

That would make sense about Gayle.

Yep that was totally gross. Maybe they just meant they lost it to their hand. Boys do lie.

 

[Django]

Did he or didn’t he with the guest?! Can’t work out if he’s being a billy big bollocks here.

Can’t believe the toilet antics! That was just gross from the both of them.

He really didn’t like being dumped for a girl, I do know that much.

That whole encounter didn't seem genuine to me, was it just another wanabe trying to get on the show? Snagging on the floor of the gents toilet

 

[Louanne]

I doubt she'd be on the UK one, Below Deck isn't big enough to warrant her being part of the cast.

 

[Ticktickmeh]

Anyone else's hayu, not letting them watch the episode?

It is there, click to watch and then it looks like it is about to play then won't and will show what to watch next.

 

[VeeJayBee]

Reading above I can't wait to see today's ep!

 

[MissJoT]

Can't believe Joao was in Manchester

 

[JuneJuneHannah]

But do you think that Scottish shagged the guest?
( I doubt it very much )

Probably not because they are building it up too much. That always spells disappointment.

 

[VeeJayBee]

Really annoys me that this series is called Down Under but it’s in the Caribbean!

Me too! It was explained away at the start by saying it was enough that AussieJason was the Captain

 

[Louanne]

I'm only still watching this very tedious series because of the teased drama with nightmare guests and possible police involvement.

The stews are awful this season, even Rainbeau - get a grip girl have some dignity!

As for th Scottish lothario - he's like a baby Gary. Utter creep.

Very random, but the tone of Rainbeau's hair is awful. In her between-shot interviews it's so unnatural it makes her hair look like a wig.

 

[Mooordgirl]

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Aesha’s IG story …. Do we think she’s on US Traitors ?? I know they just wrapped filming the UK celeb version

Theyre just starting UK version

 

[KerGlr5]

When she launched herself at him! If it had been the other way round - Ellie in bed being cornered by Joao - if it was a male plonking himself down, cornering a woman - it’d be seen as sexual harassment. If that makes sense. So aggressive.

Apparently she’s been on Reddit to say he texted her asking her to come for a cuddle.

 

[jenmarks]

No way, she's way way way too young for him!

 

[MissJoT]

Kizzy and the charter guest seems staged

When they're sat outside the light is really bright on him so there's obviously a camera crew there. Granted if it was picked up by a camera in a corridor it'd be caught out being sneaky but as you say definitely staged.

 

[Maid22]

I was watching fist dates (channel 4)last night and Natasha was on!!! She flew in from LA, not really a spoiler but she's coming back for another date!!

 

[BoPeeps78]

I just don't find him attractive at all.
I don't think he's good looking - more average or below - and given the current series, he's not making up for it personality wise either

I agree. Especially after last weeks episode.

 

[BeachBaby]

Is that

the Tom boyfriend guy? How funny.
Also cannot believe the Batchelor kept that awful girl Anna on!

Yes she says it's "my Tom".

 

[cowtastrophe]

I'm so bored of these screechy women fighting all the time. I've never watched housewives so maybe I'd enjoy it more if i did?

God, they are atrocious aren’t they? Imagine being that awful.

 

[Ticktickmeh]

Is there no new episode this week?
It's not showing up on my Prime?

It is on hayu. Maybe delayed for prime?