Below Deck #5 ⚓️

[Restless Native]

Kyle/ Stillie/ Scottish is now on OnlyFans. I'll not be taking one for the team and subscribing.

Hes been pretty fucked up this season so cant say im suprised

 

[Louanne]

Has she?

I can't say I think she's had anything done?

 

[Mishella]

Does anyone know when the next season starts? They usually roll from one into another don’t they?

Below deck med is starting sept 30 sandy is captain and Asha think that’s how you spell her name is on it as well

 

[Mishella]

Whole series feels off. Feels too staged. Plus I really dont like Kerry

Me either I hate all the instagram post as well it just seems fake as well and how Kyle was in water with guest for over a hour I don’t believe it

 

[Louanne]

Didn’t Gael have a baby or am I getting confused?

Season was filmed prior to them having a baby.

 

[JuneJuneHannah]

Having to handle Someone else's shit out of a shower drain is not the same as Someone not flushing the toilet lol

Joe is only crying because he knows hes going to look like an absolute dickhead doing that to V when shes dealing with everything else

No but it's still gross in a shared space

 

[Django]

I met Captain Jason yesterday. I may never get over it

How, where and what was the silver fox like??

 

[Restless Native]

Me either I hate all the instagram post as well it just seems fake as well and how Kyle was in water with guest for over a hour I don’t believe it

Im not even convinced him shagging the girl in the toilet was real either tbh

 

[cowtastrophe]

Behind the times a bit but HOW is Camille in s10 surprised that she’s being fired? She was rude, stroppy, lazy and warned about it like a million times.

 

[SkinnerBells]

I love the Scouse accent and have fancied men for less. But. Joe’s voice really grates on me (& Nathan is as dim as ever).

Thank goodness for Aesha. (& I think she’s had minimal work done round her mouth maybe but not much, not trout pout or anything.)

 

[SkinnerBells]

Was

What age does she claim to be?

But yeah if she remembers bombs falling like she said she will be mid to late 30s imo

Says on all the Bravo marketing bumpf she’s 29

 

[BoPeeps78]

Wow Jenna was annoying in that episode , marking her territory like a bloody cat

Right?? I didn't mind Jenna until last night's episode. Quite the first impression she made with Barbie.

 

[Maid22]

Below deck med is starting sept 30 sandy is captain and Asha think that’s how you spell her name is on it as well

Oh bugger,it's captain Sandy!

 

[Django]

Those guests are vile. Poor Josh

 

[KerGlr5]

I‘m watching BD Sailing Yacht at the moment and it blows my mind that every time the boat heels over, the crew all behave as though it’s never happened before. Also, why don’t they secure bottles, plates etc?

I’ve read before production do it purposefully for dramatic effect.

 

[jenmarks]

Whoever mentioned Aesha looking different - this is her when she first appeared on the show

 

[Restless Native]

At least I think Max is attractive. Joe?

Everything about him is ick. But his hairline makes me boak

 

[jenmarks]

Did Ben use chocolate sauce from a bottle?!

Yeah, I spotted that too! I would have thought making a chocolate sauce wasn't that complicated but

 

[Maid22]

I'm now trying to watch, it really is a crap season and they're all so unlikeable

 

[disneys]

I didn't know there was an Australian version. According to Wikipedia another is coming out this year, and it's filmed in nzl

Wouldn’t be surprised if this is what Aesha is doing !!