Below Deck #5 ⚓️

[jenmarks]

Whoever mentioned Aesha looking different - this is her when she first appeared on the show

 

[Restless Native]

At least I think Max is attractive. Joe?

Everything about him is ick. But his hairline makes me boak

 

[jenmarks]

Did Ben use chocolate sauce from a bottle?!

Yeah, I spotted that too! I would have thought making a chocolate sauce wasn't that complicated but

 

[Maid22]

I'm now trying to watch, it really is a crap season and they're all so unlikeable

 

[disneys]

I didn't know there was an Australian version. According to Wikipedia another is coming out this year, and it's filmed in nzl

Wouldn’t be surprised if this is what Aesha is doing !!

 

[JuneJuneHannah]

Does anyone know what happened to Natalya Scudder? Seen a few vague posts now from her

Seems to live in Dubai and was photographed with Andrew Tait at one point.

 

[jenmarks]

Oh good! My Hayu watchlist is getting very very short!

 

[Restless Native]

Joe.

Noooooo

 

[Restless Native]

Down Under still the best one just now imo

 

[Louanne]

Anyone else think the replacement stew is Gael?

 

[SC1990]

Jizzy is one of those stews thats in it for the fame this year.

Famous for being a ho

 

[Django]

How did that chef get on in the first place.? The wannabe influencers pretending to be stews do my head in

Oh oh, I can't possibly clean a toilet...

 

[Mishella]

Joe is an absolute arse.Glad Nathan called him out and told him exactly why he was being a cunt.

Kizzi making it her goal to kiss everyone on the boat [bar Josh - whom she doesn't seem to count], being proud of doing it and then saying she wants to go back and marry the boy she dumped is some next level evil, narcissistic shit.

Also think Sandy sacking off the end-of- season crew dinner for her wife was a bit of a dick move.
Take your crew to dinner to acknowledge their work [take your wife if you really HAVE to], and then slope off with her after.

Some of these people really take a chance on reality TV and start to believe their own hype

Didn’t caption Lee bring his wife and then leave after the dinner

 

[Pollie]

Yep! I thought this straight away

Me third! It’s the arms.

 

[Offish]

I think there was a clip on watch what happens live (or a pod cast) where someone asked Dasiy on who causes the most trouble or something like that and Dasiey said Jenna, and now we are starting to see why.... at the time it was just mile and Elisa causing all the drama

I saw the same and was a bit baffled at the time but it’s starting to come together now, like you say!

 

[SkinnerBells]

Omg it looks amazing. Did I hear a Geordie crew member??? Hurrah!

 

[Restless Native]

An actual heart attack?

Yeah he claimed it was caused by vape poisoning

 

[Restless Native]

 

[Pirate Jenny]

I didn't know there was an Australian version. According to Wikipedia another is coming out this year, and it's filmed in nzl

There was two seasons of The Traitors Australia and then it was scrapped. Apparently the ratings were low. The first New Zealand one was quite a while ago. Both seem a bit cheap and flat compared to UK, US and Ireland mainly because there is no castle. The second series of the Australian one had one of the biggest twists ever (in my opinion) Worth watching for that alone.

 

[SkinnerBells]

Was Eddy even in it? It felt really diluted & muted.