Being Robbo #9 Bore, snore, her blazer is a size 4!!

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She’s done a reel of the Haven caravan

 

[Hereforthehottea]

Did she seriously have the kids fed and bathed by 5pm? That is not normal.

4pm!!!

 

[whoareyouu]

Either Rob owns it, or they both do but I think they both moved in some where new together. She was living in Ritchie's/her house when she announced she was pregnant with Rob's child. Then a few weeks later she was in another house announcing that she'd like a new kitchen.

Jesus lord she’s classy.

 

[Hereforthehottea]

So many people was interested in what she packed for haven? What planet does she live on lmao

Sure they will all be liking the sad little reel she makes on her return

 

[Thatswhatshesaid..]

I'm not clicking on that aff link but if she really is using that purple shampoo then she needs to stop because her hair is brassy af

Also wtf did she actually go to her FOOD RELATED (pot washing) job with a virus
Somebody should contact trading standards with these screenshots

But then poor robbo, wouldn't get her yellow stickers

But then poor robbo, wouldn't get her yellow stickers if she didn't work her really 4 hr long shift

 

[Hereforthehottea]

She must be hanging today, not even a shitty fry up pic.

Hopefully she doesn't rush too fast, all that polyester rubbing together is a fire hazard!

I doubt it with her huge thigh gap?! 🫢

 

[Greencatfysh]

Is this weirdo trying to pretend she’s writing a letter or something?

Hahah haha maybe it’s her diary? Or a travel guide book?

 

[Whatwouldyoudo]

They won't get rent paid for when CM works. I'm part time and we don't get rent paid for because of that.

They'd probably get some UC still, my partners a manager on a good salary and because of my low earnings on maternity pay we now qualify (I'm probably on more than her whilst claiming SMP). I'll depend on her LHA rate too, if they live where it is quite high then it gives a bigger housing allowance on UC.

 

[ShortyIKnow]

Who's having masey pops? Unlucky slobbo you can't pawn that child off

 

[Janewall123]

They'd probably get some UC still, my partners a manager on a good salary and because of my low earnings on maternity pay we now qualify (I'm probably on more than her whilst claiming SMP). I'll depend on her LHA rate too, if they live where it is quite high then it gives a bigger housing allowance on UC.

Ahh well. I'm jealous. I'm on mat pay with hubby on good wage and entitled to absolutely nothing.

 

[whoareyouu]

To be fair here, 3y2m isn’t actually old enough to walk full time. Little legs and all that. So I don’t judge her for that at all. I judge her for everything else

Fair point! I wouldn’t know haha but yeah, I can see it that way too.

 

[Hereforthehottea]

So the sofa isn’t actually permanently attached to her arse? Who knew?!

She went to that ‘club’ pre-chicken man. Wonder what she wore this time?!

 

[StrawberryTart]

Her cupboards/freezers must be bulging. I may be a rarity but I only have a relatively small fridge freezer for a family of 4 and my freezer is never full, I buy week to week what we might need and that’s it. I can’t really afford to stock up on stuff that might not get eaten for 6 months

 

[Amyx1518]

The seats you buy for extended rear facing are made to have more leg room than an infant carrier, but if you look at a 5/6/7 year old sitting down they often cross their legs/have them bunched up anyway out of comfort. But regardless, it’s 5x safer and significantly reduces the likelihood of deadly injuries in a car accident so worth it!

Ah I see. I googled them after leaving my comment, I understand now. Times have changed since my kid was small. I think I changed her to rear facing at about 13 or 14 months....

 

[whoareyouu]

Is that definitely what she does?!

I am pretty sure it is but I could be wrong.

 

[Thatswhatshesaid..]

Who hates there kids that much to put them bed at 6pm ffs! She’s absolutely tragic, she literally lives for them going bed, so she can have a 2£ bottle of rose and play scrabble shrek

Shrek she must be fiona they do live in a swamp of yellow stickers

 

[Janewall123]

Probably gets rent paid for as she works minimum hours, chicken man is a manager at spoons and they pick up around £32k a year, child support from ivy’s dad, and commission for all the aff links she posts daily. You see her post all these new bargain outfits whilst at home posing in her mirror but never see pics of her out and about in them. Guessing they get returned as she’s always in the same clothes on holiday

They won't get rent paid for when CM works. I'm part time and we don't get rent paid for because of that.

 

[whoareyouu]

I’ve never even heard of Netoora… is it so high class it’s beyond me?! Yet again clearing the shelves it looks like

I’ve never heard of it either.

 

[Greencatfysh]

I don’t have kids but isn’t Ivy too old for a car seat?!

 

[whoareyouu]

Depends on whether she declares he’s living there. I know a few people who don’t and they’re constantly going on holidays abroad and buying nice things when they’re meant to be a single parent with 2 kids and only work part time.

I’m pretty sure it’s his house.