Wooooo Ivys home! Missed her so much - what shall we do with her? Oh that’s right, shove her in front of the iPad again.
Fiiiiiive finger fistHahaha I was doing exactly this in my head! But couldn’t get it to fit into a thread or 5 trips to butlins
What happened man. I never thought she’d be that type of parent. Such a shame.Wooooo Ivys home! Missed her so much - what shall we do with her? Oh that’s right, shove her in front of the iPad again.
Absolutely! Bet CM was at the petrol station daily as well during that tit show.You just know they were the people buying 5000 packets of toilet roll and emptying the shelves of pasta when the panic buying was going on
How else will CM keep his enviable physique without such a nutritious and plentiful diet?They shop like they’re running a flaming restaurant! It’s proper greed shopping. Those choco pots or whatever they are, you might see them and think oh looks good and grab one pack but they’ve got at least 4 multi packs that I can see in that pic.
Is she wearing a party hat?Oh duck off slobbo! You've been to the shop twice in the last four days and stock pile endless tit you don't need (6 tubs of butter ring any bells) You also constantly aff link things even things you don't own.
She'd try to bleeping ad aff link her energy bill if she couldOh duck off slobbo! You've been to the shop twice in the last four days and stock pile endless tit you don't need (6 tubs of butter ring any bells) You also constantly aff link things even things you don't own.
I thought this ‘we work hard’?! duck off, neither of them have any bleeping clue about hard work.WORKS HARD?! Oh give me a break. You laid under a sweaty lard sleeve and now you get the privilege to work 4 hours a week while laying on your flat ass the rest of the week except for going out to the company shop twice a week and then leaning as far forward as you can to take crappy selfies
Aim bleeping higher for yourself and your kids Jesus
Sweaty lard sleeve If they were that struck by the cost of “just living” (she won’t be paying the bills, financially secured by getting knocked up by him) then stop booking holidays ffs. Masey has to wear Ivy’s hand me downs so that Yobbo can get another EASY TO THROW ON jumpsuit and lie about it being hot in Benidorm. In my opinion quality of home life should be first and foremost and holidays should be an add on, not something you sacrifice everything for.WORKS HARD?! Oh give me a break. You laid under a sweaty lard sleeve and now you get the privilege to work 4 hours a week while laying on your flat ass the rest of the week except for going out to the company shop twice a week and then leaning as far forward as you can to take crappy selfies
Aim bleeping higher for yourself and your kids Jesus