Being Robbo #4 While chicken man's away, the tart comes out to play.

[Nixen]

She is like this now because she spent her late teens / early 20s playing housewife and having IVF. So now she’s trying to make up for lost time. Or she’s just so fucking miserable with her life she drinks as a crutch. Either way it’s pathetic

 

[Snarkypants]

This caption should really say: “putting this here again because I love showing off my arse and tacky lace outfit on the internet and trying to get slobbo Rob to pay me attention”
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I reckon she's only posted coz Tattle showed her from behind a couple of pages ago, and she does NOT look like the cleverly angled pictures she posts, in real life. Busted Yobbo

 

[Greencatfysh]

Worst? I think they’re empty! So she’s allowing her kid to play with rubbish?

Sharp open tins as well

 

[Hereforthehottea]

Tbh, she was as wierd and basic then. I remember there was a rumour round school her and some friends got caught swapping bras in new look. Like putting there used one back on the shelf and leaving the shop with the new one on. She also apparently recorded her friend f**cking herself with a carrot and put it on YouTube.

The bra I can believe, a gateway to yellow sticker shelf clearing.

 

[Fluffypants]

Why am I not surprised CM is the kind of tosser who wears his mask below his nose. Ffs

 

[skintsocks]

They'll be having a bbq on an over turned Trolly stolen from Iceland next

Wash your mouth out. They're having an Aldi trolley. They haven't made it into the world of frozen delights yet.

 

[Wilson585]

I’d rather shit in my hands and clap than go to Butlins and the fact that she goes there just confirms it

Ooooh ouch imagine reading this whilst physically at butlins but to be fair to myself I haven’t had a me holiday since my son was born 7 years ago, tacky but great for kids holidays!

 

[Becclo44]

I don’t to be a bitch or a snob (I’m far from posh!) but I don’t think a weekend caravan break to Camber or its equivalent counts as an ‘amazing experience’

 

[Byewiggy]

Did she honestly just call a women she's probably never met in real life her best friend just because they follow each other on Instagram, so embarrassing

 

[Eyerollbrainache]

Can she stop with this new trend of ‘please don’t look at me and think I have my shit together’. Honey, nobody is thinking that.

Nobody thinks she's got her shit together. She's literally the last person I look at and think that.

 

[Fineapple]

They just go between the yellow sticker shelf, the house and Wetherspoons

 

[Peachylite]

I’m sorry but who the hell is putting some weird ass elastic band around the waist.. wear a ducking belt you idiot

 

[Bobby bunny]

Could this woman love herself anymore I've seen some seriously cringey crap on instaSHAM , but my god this one properly rates herself! ! The poses are hilarious

 

[Nixen]

Wonder who buys Ivy’s clothes

Her dad, same one who bought them when they were together since Robyns always been a lazy cow

 

[Fineapple]

She has zero identity and often copies scummy influencers.

Is she just really bored or what?
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So attractive 🥲

Poor old Yobbo having to work 5-12 tonight. A standard shift length. She is a hero.

 

[piebarm]

Fuck me, going on about masons tan. Its not a fan you fucking idiot. It's sun damage. God she is such a prick

Don’t worry, the kids don’t leave the house so it must be bad lighting!

 

[Greencatfysh]

Errrm is this her arse??

 

[Fineapple]

Posts a picture of an article about the moon and says the moon is beautiful. Take a picture of the moon then? Surely moonface herself can work that out.

 

[Nosylurker]

Who goes to Jamaica for only a week? Is she only going for a week, I figured it would be 2. You lose a day just on travelling.

 

[Fineapple]

Far be it from me to praise Yobbo, but she doesn’t half look better without those straggly witch ends on her hair. Now if she could just trim the straggly chicken man ends from her life...