Being Robbo #14 - life on the cheap, always asleep, Chicken Man fist-deep

[Bean123]

I was expecting it to be baking but I don't think it is but then it is February?!

 

[Caffeine Fiend]

I thought she was going with her Dad. Could be another trip though

 

[Hereforthehottea]

God she’s tragic

 

[Ducktalesawhoohoo]

What a strange holiday. Going to Benners in the mid-Winter with her dad, fisting-partner and one of their four kids.

I wouldn't waste my money!

 

[Bobbleowl90]

So it’s her last night and what exactly have they done? :/

 

[MrsA]

The kids dog? As in a dog they have at their mom’s house? Comes to stay at stepmom robins house?

 

[Amyx1518]

Has she explained why they’re only taking Mason?

 

[shamkkzze]

I was thinking do they even HAVE Spoons in the Lake District?!

I bet it's not even the Lake District. It'll be some cheapo hotel or caravan on the outskirts.

Yes they have spoons in the lakes

 

[underwhelmed1985]

"Packing some BOOKS for her holiday". Surely on an AI holiday with a 4 and 6 year old you don't get chance to read one book, let alone multiple. You can't take yours eyes off them around the pool or on the beach, they'll be at the entertainment in the evening. I was joking earlier about not taking the kids with them during half term, but now I'm actually wondering if they're getting left behind. Although didn't she say she put six lots of API in?! Think we should do a poll.

to be fair I’m away this week, 6 and 3 year old. I’m on my 3rd book lol

 

[whoareyouu]

At her height if she was a 12/14 she'd look really slim. Her legs are heavy and her bum is wide. I was really shocked seeing a candid pic of her

She would. It’s like the size 6 blazer all over again.

 

[Sickofinstacrap]

I couldn’t drive for the last 3 weeks because I had a baby, I thought I was going to lose my mind being stuck in my house. It’s such a loss of independence I don’t know how she doesn’t see that

 

[whoareyouu]

The dog wants a lazy day of cuddles, watching Paw Patrol on the iPad. If Slobbo takes it out for a walk she’ll strap it into the buggy.

Eeee imagine.

 

[tealover]

The hotel looks absolutely deserted.

 

[Cherrycup]

Those trainers

 

[Bobbleowl90]

Where’s she going in January?

 

[Bobbleowl90]

Fucking hell how big are her feet?

 

[Greencatfysh]

Hey Robbo l, this is actually the best mosquito spray, Mercadona for less than €5. The only reason you’ll disagree is because you can’t #aff it! View attachment 2725012

Also I’m guessing she’s never set foot in a Spanish supermarket

 

[JSquared]

If she can't afford the extra £250, can she really afford the holiday?

Less skanky dresses she can buy

 

[Backseatreader]

That ad!!! Her face!!

 

[tealover]

Well if Robbo can be relied on for anything it's doing thr absolute minimum