Being Robbo #14 - life on the cheap, always asleep, Chicken Man fist-deep

[ChubClubThug]

The VEST in her happy memories pic

 

[Bean123]

Haha she makes me howl. If I was going away for Winter Sun (which I don't usually, we are Cornwall regulars as we have a dog and would be heartbroken leaving her behind!) I would maybe go to Gran Canaria at a push but would be going to the Maldives, Cape Verde etc....not bloody freezing cold Benidorm!

Moans when it is freezing cold here but the same temperature in Benners in amaaaaazing and making mems!

I mean we live in the UK. The cold temperatures are hardly a fooking surprise every year are they?

 

[Bobbleowl90]

Imagine just trying to see on a night out 🫠

I wear contacts cos I hate wearing glasses fair enough if you don’t but hers annoy me anyway resting on her face wrong

 

[Jane Porcupine]

She's on her feet for 2 hours a week washing the pots in work!

Bet she sits down for that too.

 

[Bobbleowl90]

Travelling lol

 

[Hereforthehottea]

Xmas Eve morning, 2 young kids and she’s in bed complaining about a bad back. Fuck offfffffff.

She’s just not right

 

[Nosymum]

The traveller….of Spain

Erm and Jamaican hotel and the inside of a manky cruise ship thank you!

 

[Greencatfysh]

Sorry to be a clueless non-mother but does such a big child still need a full car seat? I don’t remember having anything when I was that age! Obviously safer is better but I just wondered!

 

[Cherrycup]

What exactly is “game changing” about these trainers, of which she shares a variation at least once a week??

Honestly I was thinking the same. As if she would ever even buy them for herself as well?

 

[Twofor]

'Get ahead of the game' and recommending It Ends With Us. It was published almost 8 years ago and been read by millions.

Its also not good but anyway...

I found it worse than 50 shades and that’s saying something.

 

[sunshineandrainbowa]

Asking for recommendations for something (surprised this traveller even had to ask..) then aff links the replies

 

[Caffeine Fiend]

She gives me the ick. Honestly

 

[whoareyouu]

My favourite thing about Robbo is that she goes to these naff places and has literally nothing else to do except post on social media and she STILL can’t manage to make it look fun or interesting or jealousy inducing. Like with all the tricks of social media today, she could actually try hard and make some kind of nice content that shows off the resort or whatever. But she doesn’t - so she gains nothing from going apart from being able to brag down at Spoons for a week after she goes

The holidays she used to go on with her husband looked nice.

 

[tealover]

Hey Robbo l, this is actually the best mosquito spray, Mercadona for less than €5. The only reason you’ll disagree is because you can’t #aff it! View attachment 2725012

Oh really? I've not seen that but when I go
I usually rely on Jungle Formula, High daily dose of B1 and Telfast. Little shaggers absolutely used to make mincemeat of me when I'm away till I started taking this triple pronged approach. Must keep an eye out next time I'm away.

 

[hol20x]

Cutting poor Ivy’s fringe herself again. Take her to a feckin hairdresser Makes me mad

All to save herself a fiver.

 

[thetemptationisreal]

She needs something, not a McDonald's breakfast though

 

[hol20x]

Have to laugh at her describing -2° as fucking disgusting It’s been -8° here with about 5 inches of snow this week, it’s positively balmy now it’s up 2°

It's been -4° where I am and I live up a mountain so my street is like that icy level of Mario Kart. Not like she has to drive in it or do literally anything!

 

[Hereforthehottea]

Poor Ivy on the sofa with a sick bowl - why does her mother need to share that??

Gross. She hadn’t made her all cosy either, looked cold and uncomfortable.

 

[Bobbleowl90]

So where was Mason when they were in the pub? Where’s Ivy?

 

[Sharkbait]

Nope she is not allowed to read ACOTAR. And she’s definitely not allowed to aff link it. I won’t have her doing that to my favourite books.