Being Robbo #14 - life on the cheap, always asleep, Chicken Man fist-deep

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All the videos of the basic trainers. They are about 100 quid full price, so at the outlet place she went today and in her massive size they will have been cheap. She’s so sad.
 
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A whole story dedicated to a new pair of trainers. Does that not prove she doesn’t buy all the trainers she says she is going to. She’s literally bull shitting people to earn 5p
 
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I bought my niece a pair of 530s last year. I was thinking of a pair of NB and asked her annd she said they're not really comfortable, she still wears them but as part of an outfit not for comfort.
 
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I don't get her obsession with trainers anyway. She only moves from the bed to the sofa and back again, she's hardly athletic.
 
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to be fair I’m away this week, 6 and 3 year old. I’m on my 3rd book lol
 
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Pancake day… wonder if we will see the kids flipping pancakes or just another eye roll on the sofa in her dressing down at 5pm
 
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What the fuck is Ivy wearing in her latest story? Looks like a net curtain. I feel so sorry for them kids. She’s going to be a target for kids to pick on so soon. She looks ridiculous. Sad.
 
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Omg she has actually dressed poor Ivy like a Victorian street urchin for her school disco
 
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Also, Ivy’s seat looks so unsafe. The headrest isn’t in the right position and neither is the seatbelt. Please Robbo - if you take one piece of Tattle advice - sort your child’s car seat out.
 
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Those are the ugliest effing trainers I have ever seen
They just remind me of the 90s!

And poor Ivy just looks like she is wearing hand me downs and charity shop items all from a different era too. I've never seen another 6/7 year old dress like her! I get that kids haven't different styles and tastes. Some of the 6 year olds in my daughter's year are all black, denim and animal prints, whereas my child is still pretty much, rainbow tops and tutu skirts, sequins motifs and denim shorts. But poor old Ivy! I take so much pride in my child's appearance and would never dress her like a granny!
 
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Nothing even matches, poor kid looks ridiculous. Upon first glance I thought the blue monstrosity was a blanket, unfortunately not
 
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I normally get two or three outfits out and let my son choose from those. So he's showing independence and I know he won't be bullied for looking weird. It shouldn't be that way, but kids can be so horrible and I'm not doing a bullies work for them
 
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I normally get two or three outfits out and let my son choose from those. So he's showing independence and I know he won't be bullied for looking weird. It shouldn't be that way, but kids can be so horrible and I'm not doing a bullies work for them
This is what I do. But Ivy probably hasn't even got any decent clothes to choose from.

Ivy looks like a granny and Mase looks like he'd rob a granny
 
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This is what I do. But Ivy probably hasn't even got any decent clothes to choose from.

Ivy looks like a granny and Mase looks like he'd rob a granny
She literally is wearing a granny fancy dress outfit. I wore similar to Butlins for a 30th weekender
 
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