The woman’s off to buy more clothes - a jumper she’s seen that she likes? Beggy why? You’re menopausal hun remember with those hot sweats? Why would you need a jumper you saggy minge. ‘Then obviously I’m off to work’ oh yes OBVIOUSLY. It’s so obvious to us because you work all the time
that fucking monkey light
she has no fucking taste honestly! She goes on about dawn but she’s the tackiest person I’ve ever come across! No #gifted anywhere in any of those videos of her showing all the lights around her house including the new ones even though every single light she’s had from them has been gifted! She’s never ever bought from iconic lights. They’re just mugs continuously gifting to her, she will never buy from them and give anything back, she’d rather pop up to Homebase and buy one from there.
I’m so sick of the tapping with those bright pink outgrown spades, she’s like one of those girls who gets their nails done and thinks they look amazing so they just constantly tap and look at their nails and shove them in peoples faces. News flash Beggy, ya nails are awful, whoever done them clearly hates you, the colour, the shape and not to mention the fact they look outgrown before you’ve even left the shop. Just stop tapping the shitty things! I will personally #gift you some acetone so you can remove those disgusting talons but try not to drink it hun, we know you can resist anything with alcohol in it
who the fuck gets lentils for their birthday? I’m howling mate LENTILS
‘50 things for his 50th or 50 THINGS for his 50th’ I know she’s thick but what the fuck does that even mean?!!!???? Jesus she’s gonna have a heart attack actually buying for someone else other than herself! We all know he will just get Poundland tat though for Jason bless him and probably another chocolate on sticks in a fucking flower box
Oh god you’re definitely going through a midlife crisis when you try and copy your teenage daughter.. first it was copying her vocabulary, then the clothes and now she’s doing the selfie in the mirror with music in her story
doesn’t Brooke do those daily? God she reminds me of that mum from Mean Girls ‘I’m not a regular mum I’m a cool mum’
‘depending if I buy anything today’ ffs is she having me on
the woman can’t go out and not buy anything, she will come home with anything as long as it means she’s spent money. She’s actually a joke. Just piss off to Primark with your straw hair ya twat
At least she didn’t say CAR KEY