Beckijones4 #96 I live at home, I'm 50 stone, I'm made of grease and n on my niece

[goldie341]

Thread title @Diagoras20 kebabums x2 for youm

Quick recapum:

- Fat
- Greasy
- Not special needs just a bit of a bleep
- Pitta titties
- Naan, dead. Rickets, dead. Becki, probably soon to be dead.
- Has a wet room, washes bum with stick

Chinese/chippy debate is off the table

Thankfully still waiting on any more fat dildo pics from @Sertraline Queen

Please continuem

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

- Ate at least half her Bruce cake then made the rest into a disgusting milkshake, then gave her dad one sip (if even that - he's diabetic) so she could get one over Tattle/Reddit by pretending she didn't drink it herself
- Paige obsession has now lasted a decade and continued with a ridiculous, gushing tribute to Paige on Insta after she finished her GCSes

 

[Diagoras20]

Thread title @Diagoras20 kebabums x2 for youm

Quick recapum:

- Fat
- Greasy
- Not special needs just a bit of a bleep
- Pitta titties
- Naan, dead. Rickets, dead. Becki, probably soon to be dead
- Has a wet room, washed bum with stick

Chinese/chippy debate is off the table

Thankfully still waiting on any more fat dildo pics from @Sertraline Queen

Please continuem

What a joyous day! Kebabs for everyone! Just in the bath doing a sheet mask revelling in the fact that I have a normal amount of face

 

[Quarrantinemadness]

Surely she’s going to treat her Dad to Frankie & Benny's for Farvers day?
Looking forward to the bloon set up in the b&m living room.

 

[kayefeluu20]

Thread title @Diagoras20 kebabums x2 for youm

Quick recapum:

- Fat
- Greasy
- Not special needs just a bit of a bleep
- Pitta titties
- Naan, dead. Rickets, dead. Becki, probably soon to be dead.
- Has a wet room, washes bum with stick

Chinese/chippy debate is off the table

Thankfully still waiting on any more fat dildo pics from @Sertraline Queen

Please continuem

- Doesn't use filters
- Skinny legend
- Really, really clever
- Soum pretty

 

[RachRN86]

What a joyous day! Kebabs for everyone! Just in the bath doing a sheet mask revelling in the fact that I have a normal amount of face

Same! Mine reaches my ears (the mask) and I feel so normal face sized

 

[goldie341]

- Doesn't use filters
- Skinny legend
- Really, really clever
- Soum pretty

Are you still hungover?

 

[Wizzywoo2]

Hoping for a father's day grazing buffet on top of the washing machine/sink/cooker top with lots of Beckis favourite foods because as we know it will be all about her!

 

[kayefeluu20]

Are you still hungover?

Noum, temporarily possessed by the spirit of a hun
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Hoping for a father's day grazing buffet on top of the washing machine/sink/cooker top with lots of Beckis favourite foods because as we know it will be all about her!

I predict her father's day content will contain the phrase "I'm so proud to have made you a father" or some variant of that

 

[lyrical0609]

I have no words

 

[Helliebella]

Fathers dayum will end with either Frankie and bennys or hickories

 

[goldie341]

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INDEPENDENT

 

[Helliebella]

Strong independent woman she can’t even go for a piss without caff holding her hand.

 

[prinnygrace]

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For learning me 🫠🫠🫠

 

[Chloe123456]

INDEPENDENT

How she has the cheek to say anyone is annoying. “you LEARNED me.. ” shut up Becki.

 

[Summerwalker]

 

[goldie341]

I fink my toddler is more independent than her

 

[4yogits]

“Knowledgeable about the world”

“eeee all these Stabbings are terrible, just be bluddi kind instead”

 

[Diddikins]

So she’s essentially made that Father’s Day post all about her?

 

[kayefeluu20]

Knowledgeable about the world

Oh aye you're so worldly xx holidaying to Boltum xx