BeckiJones4 #79 Not Dead, Over Fed, Broke Her Bed

[JeIIyBean080]

Becki Jones #80, If you knoum, you knoum.


simple but effective x

 

[Sawna]

Freezing an egg and bacon bagel when she does fuck all and it literally takes 5 minutes, sigh

 

[hol20x]

Gets a bigger bag and tries to justify it by saying they've got an extra person coming along nowm when it's a literal child who has the smallest amount of food in the bag.

 

[Reddy79]

Her latest video .. ‘I got some of this cuticle oil .. I fink that’s what it’s called ‘

Pan to the bottle .. where it says CUTICLE OIL

Shes got all the intelligence of a dirty sock … same personality too …

 

[potatopotato2988]

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Noncestomper 3000s on three walks a week, suitcase full of snacks but the bison still reeks

(credit to the person who coined the noncestompers x

 

[babyt]

Someone said her bonce is the size of Jupiter pages back and I’m still screaming

 

[StarrySkies]

Tok fest really is giving willy wonka experience 2.0

 

[Kelz19899]

like a fat out of hell

2 out of 3 kebabs ain't bad

Kebab by the flabia dashboard light

You took the food right out of my mouth

 

[Elisesya]

If the suitcase is for 4 people, why doesn’t the 4th person get their own lunchbox shown? Is it because they don’t exist?

The fourth lunch box is referring to Derek's lunch, a few scattered crumbs of mini scotch egg at the bottom of the suitcase.

Credit to original creator

 

[JulesC]

Can’t remember a thing she had in her suitcase, that nipple was so distracting. Just couldn’t believe the audacity of it being there.

 

[hol20x]

Fucking hell she looks so ill! How are none of these photos a wake up call for her? Thanks to Reddit for the photo btw.

 

[lauren119966]

I’ve just YouTubed morris dancing and I can’t stop laughing.
They just stomp all day long? Wtf

 

[lauren119966]

I wonder if she’s still sleeping on her broken bed or is she in between Ian and caff?

 

[amb1505]

You’d think with how big TikTok is in this day and age something like tokfest would sell out in minutes. Lit seen like 5 photos from searching online looks like there’s about 10 people there

 

[Klaus123]

No because imagine if a 31 year old uncle purposely booked and then shared a double bed with their niece. It’s absolutely disgusting

Yeah, she gets a pass by people because she’s a woman but if she was a man behaving this way she would be absolutely persecuted (rightly so). Women get away with inappropriate sexual behaviour a lot imo
You see it all the time with signs at Harry Styles shows and stuff but nobody says anything but if a older man had a sexual sign up at an Ariana grande concert or something people would go nuts

 

[Klaus123]

Except it’s not a weight loss journey it’s a mental helf fing x she doesn’t need to loose weight

It will fall off in time x
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The granny bag in the trolley. She needs an intervention
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Why did she want to cry just because the self service wasn’t playing ball. Because she had to interact with the staff member? Not so confident eh Becks.

those self service tills are a bitch, I’m sure they’re used to having to help people out on them.
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VIS - COUNTS!!!

thick twat

look at the fucking state of it. She STILL hasn’t scrubbed that manky tan off, she has a full beard, blackheads, spots, massive pores. She’s a disgrace.

Her skin is absolutely awful. Her chin is black!

Becki Blackbeard, yo ho ho and a bottle of cowk

 

[yo2daho2]

why does she need use by dates on her prepped fruit pots literally tries to cosplay a busy mum life.

 

[lauren119966]

I would LOVE to see a real what I eat in a day.
including all her snacks, fizzy drinks and fags!

 

[wineanddine]

right her recent videoum. “other morris dancers knowum” and “none of your bizness” MATE you put yourself online, every single aspect of your pathetic life - it’s not a handful of “trolls” it’s genuine people with genuine opinions. Pack it in beck beck x

 

[tellmewhy]

Her saying they bring loads back is gross too, so food that’s supposed to be refrigerated sits in a sweaty bag all day and gets popped back in the fridge when you get home? Or does it get binned?