BeckiJones4 #79 Not Dead, Over Fed, Broke Her Bed

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The way she's shovelling that breakfast into her mouth seems to suggest that she's conquered her fear of choking!
 
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Why did the rem bother having the curly blow yesterday, she might as well have just had it blasted (watch out for flying scabs) and booked somewhere this morning to have it blown.
Going down to breakfast in her pjs what an absolute scruff!
 
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She’s such a fucking meff. How are you going to breakfast in a hotel in your PJs.
 
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That whitehead on her chin dandruff isn’t the only thing people near her will be blasted with today
 
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Also.. dehydrated bananas? Since when have they been called that?! Surprised she had those they're exotic for our becks
 
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What the FUCK is she wearing
Why does she have the ability to turn nice trainers into Nonce stomper 3000s
 
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I literally had breakfast at premier inn this morning and if I was a teenager I defo would have gone down in my pyjamas
 
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Also.. dehydrated bananas? Since when have they been called that?! Surprised she had those they're exotic for our becks
She just didn’t want to call them banana cheps, as it would set off a craving and she’d be looking for a takeaway that does chicken kebab n chep at 8am
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If she has gone down in her pjs that means she hasn’t showered. I imagine her to smell of all sorts in the morning stale tan, garlich and unyun seeping out of her pores, fags and morning breff. I love a hotel breakfast but it would put me right off
 
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I literally had breakfast at premier inn this morning and if I was a teenager I defo would have gone down in my pyjamas
Okay... But becki is firty wun and not a teenager, just a greasy fat slob
 
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I just knew she’d have those frilly socks on and why did she go to the effort of getting her hair done just to shove it up and look exactly the same as she does every other day? Predictable
 
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A few things that baffle/enrage me. How is her tan so bad on her hands? Normally is the first part of your tan to come off due to washing your hands the most! And surely scrubbing it with a cloth would take it off her knuckles??

Then she's constantly having aches and pains in her ankles/knees etc and it's definitely from running when she is extremely overweight!! I just can't comprehend why shes going to an extreme of running as her exercise when she could simply walk a little faster than her normal plod and she's still eating shite so weight still going up. It's just so brain-dead but then again why am I surprised
 
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Cannot wait to see a side angle of her today. Bet that sweatshirt doesn't even begin to cover her fanny flab/gunt
 
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