BeckiJones4 #79 Not Dead, Over Fed, Broke Her Bed

[Venom]

Can I take this for my PFP

of course bisonette

 

[LuckyCharm]

Any previous restraining orders will be negated on the meet. Riknak hates big boned Bec bec as much as we do, he can’t wait to spill all the tea.

 

[kayefeluu20]

Any previous restraining orders will be negated on the meet. Riknak hates big boned Bec bec as much as we do, he can’t wait to spill all the tea.

The tea being his staunch opinions on women's rights and how back in his day, women were seen, not heard.

 

[LuckyCharm]

The tea being his staunch opinions on women's rights and how back in his day, women were seen, not heard.

Ffs, you’re gonna kill me off on this thread!

 

[yellowmellow]

I don’t want Mondays wieiad bison, I want suitcase Sunday wieiad and I want it now

 

[Venom]

there's no way she didn't have a sneaky mcdonums or three whilst she was out

 

[Sertraline Queen]

Who put 20 pence in her today? She’s being a right cocky bellend in the comments.

I bet she’s sat there with Paige, being told what to reply.

 

[goldie341]

I don’t want Mondays wieiad bison, I want suitcase Sunday wieiad and I want it now

Have you phoned the helpline? We’re here for you babycakes xx

If I call oregano oreganum one more time irl I’m gonna bleeping LOSE IT

 

[Life88]

1000 cals just in those 4 hamwich bleeping things

Conveniently didn't show the ones she had at dinner either. It must have been almost 4k cals yesterday

 

[sleepingpanda]

IM THE COOOKIIEEEE MONSTERRRRRRRR

 

[goldie341]

‘I’m just gonna use my fork to taste the meatballs because, um, I made these - these this morning so they’ve been in the slow cooker for six hours’

witch what

 

[kayefeluu20]

‘I’m just gonna use my fork to taste the meatballs because, um, I made these - these this morning so they’ve been in the slow cooker for six hours’

witch what

Me when I'm chatting tit to myself when home alone

 

[hidemyrealname]

If I was the bisons doctor I’d be suggesting a puréed diet because clearly chewing/biting is exceptionally strenuous for our becks seeing as she looks like she’s in agony every time she consumes 3000 calories in one sitting x

 

[Babybail93]

That sad J0di2 bleep is bang on the comments already. I imagine a 40st bird in front of her PC surrounded by hoarded shite and she’s not left her flat in years

 

[kayefeluu20]

"OOH WOW guys look at that" duck off fatty it's just meatballs in some bread

 

[goldie341]

 

[loveulongtime0]

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Sorry but what in the actual duck is that. Starting to look like one of these fuckers

 

[alliwantistruth]

Same. He has a restraining out for me in my past past past life. Tried to have me burned at the stake and I can't move on from that.

If anyone can pick me up from the south east I'd prefer you not to be bison sized so I'm not wedged up against the passenger door for 5 hours.

I'll pick u up, am not a bison x

 

[eggsandwiches]

‘If you don’t know what they are they’re basically made by bernard maffews and they got ham and cheese in em’

Thanks for that insight, you big gammon

 

[alliwantistruth]

‘I’m just gonna use my fork to taste the meatballs because, um, I made these - these this morning so they’ve been in the slow cooker for six hours’

witch what

Cutlery is far too extravagant dahling