Just imagine you're in the woods, maybe found a bench to enjoy a coffee and the birdsong for a while.... And you sense this... Disturbance approaching.
Just imagine her from the side.. "running" with the phone aloft in one hand, the other hand holding a fucking bag for life with just keys in it.... With a fully straight arm the entire time too....
She must have looked like a fucking wheelie bin had been left loose and was trundling it's way through.