We went for a 6 minute walk, I don’t like Sundoom Dinners so we had one of those
Back to Becki’s Box Room, tried to both have a romantic Ride on Stairlift, I kept slipping off Becki’s knee from all the Grease, I got a tour of her room and had a little spray of each of her 87 different types of Body Spray, she did her little dance for me while she undressed
Oh god, she here, she’s brought Meal Preps
From there myself and Caff spent 48hrs erecting Gunt Scaffolding in order to find her (sorry I was going to say Cheese Toastie at this point but I’ll say Tuppence) tuppence, unfortunately at this point I undressed and Becki sprang into action, slipping on her Nike Pro shorts and sprinting down stairs and back up on all fours covering my gentleman’s area with Onyonn and Mustard that we both don’t like and bit me
I’m currently now in hospital, Becki is arriving soon with Shirley however she’s currently collecting her Toom Good to Go from Costa, hopefully soon she will film me while capturing other people’s private conversation's, think Shirley’s watch is broken, she keeps shouting
“If I could turn back time”
Save me