Beckhams #3 What do David's hair and Victoria have in common? They're both ridiculously thin!

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Geri must have know something we didn't as she prefered to go to F1, at one time she would have gone to the opening of an envelope.
 
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I’d love to have been a fly on the wall if only to see what Victoria ate They must think she’s an awful gobshite.
 
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I can’t work out if the daily mail has deliberately misnamed the first dance to ‘Only Fools Rush In’ by Elvis Presley….. or if it’s another copywriter who is about 12 and only knows Justin Beiber and that it’s not Can’t Help Falling In Love.
to say American weddings always appear so much more glam compared to here, the outfits and kids boozing look just like a wedding done on the cheap- £2 million to look like you’ve arranged it in six weeks because she’s about to pop.
 
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Not one stand out dress amongst them
There really isn’t. What’s with all the spaghetti straps?. David’s mum looks like a tellytubby. She generally has good fashion sense. I haven’t seen vikkis parents yet. Fingers crossed they don’t let the side down.
Vikkis niece, dress is nice, suits her she’s young looks fine on her but then her hair is pulled back in a bun and it looks wet and greasy.
 
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I wonder how they met. I can’t imagine they moved in the same circles.
 
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It was a charity do from recollection.
She raises money and awareness for the armed forces ( that’s her legal niche )
Her daughter is utterly insufferable.
 
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I’m guessing the caption writer meant ‘striped’ … because stripped is a whole other event …
 
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It was a charity do from recollection.
She raises money and awareness for the armed forces ( that’s her legal niche )
Her daughter is utterly insufferable.
Is she really a billionaire. The DM mentioned that a few times but surely it’s a misprint.
 
No !
She’s very wealthy but absolutely not.
She used to use a friends villa in Spain as she was too tight to pay for a hotel !
 
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Victoria’s sister really has a face like a smacked arse doesn’t she?

Those unflattering pics of Mel B in the DM don’t do her any favours! Really bad angle, I expect she’d look great if we saw a pic from the front and standing up.
 
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I’ve got a question about the Beckham’s family guests. VB’s sister and daughter were there but Louise has more children; were they not invited? I read Joanne, David’s sister was going to be there, however what about his other sister; was she invited? And what about Victoria’s brother - was he invited as there’s been no mention of him.
I wonder how close the Beckham children are to all of their cousins, aunts and uncle.

Surely the Beckham’s could afford to charter a plane to fly their family over.
 
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I think David fell out with his older sister a few years ago. I spotted a couple of lads in the photos who looked like they could’ve been Louise’s sons.
 
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I met her many years back when I had a temp job for a legal firm in the North which had a contract with her firm. She was vile and once spent £8,500 on crockery from Harrods and put it on expenses.
Her firm was dodgy as fuck as well.
 
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