Not Lauren Curtis taking her “diabetic glucose strips” to McDonald’s to test her Coke Zero - and then Karening it up when it’s wrong…whilst also getting fries! 
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She really needs a job.Not Lauren Curtis taking her “diabetic glucose strips” to McDonald’s to test her Coke Zero - and then Karening it up when it’s wrong…whilst also getting fries!🫠
I watched her stories earlier and thought what a miserable bleeping existence this head lives. How is sharing a pic of her washing in the machine seen as content? Whoever it was that replied to her stories being boring, where very polite and bang onMate you are the most boring person on the gram. Not sure I would be laughing it off, think I would actually be reassessing my life choices. I could not think of anything worse than having a life like this. This woman actually makes AOA life look interesting because at least Brookes miserable home existence is balanced out by the fact that she is a senoir lawyer working in the CBD this one just potters around her house in the burbs.
I just watched that story. What a Karen! If you're that particular with your drink just buy Coke Zero from the supermarket. Maybe the glucose strips she bought off Amazon are wrong.Not Lauren Curtis taking her “diabetic glucose strips” to McDonald’s to test her Coke Zero - and then Karening it up when it’s wrong…whilst also getting fries!🫠
Lauren is unfit for work. No way can she leave her house and the dog for a full day or even half a day of work. She's spent 12 years sitting at home filming herself, she doesn't know anything different.She really needs a job.
What about her stories today about how she had a consult with a derm yesterday who prescribed her antibiotics for her skin, but now that people have commented their alternative therapies and scared her she won't take the antibiotics and will try everything else under the sun instead?
100%!!I just watched that story. What a Karen! If you're that particular with your drink just buy Coke Zero from the supermarket. Maybe the glucose strips she bought off Amazon are wrong.
Poor Maccas worker.
Lauren is unfit for work. No way can she leave her house and the dog for a full day or even half a day of work. She's spent 12 years sitting at home filming herself, she doesn't know anything different.
I do not know this person, I understand she has been around for years but anywho, I just tried to watch a day in the life I saw on her grid and it was insufferably boring and I simply couldn’t persist in seeing it through after she played with lighting and salted her potato gems.100%!!
She’s truly such a hermit now! All of her own doing!
Can only go through drive thrus, won’t shop instore can only order things online, even gets online derm appointments!
…it’s really very sad
It is sad. I never followed her at the height of her YouTube fame. I came across her when others were talking about her on another gossip site. Lauren would post long stories on how she felt people were watching her at the shops or staring at her breasts.100%!!
She’s truly such a hermit now! All of her own doing!
Can only go through drive thrus, won’t shop instore can only order things online, even gets online derm appointments!
…it’s really very sad
There’s a kids toy shop/mummy blogger I’m dying to whinge about, the absolutely worstIs it ok to talk about businesses on here too? Just a generalised rant but I get that rising costs and lowered spending is having an impact but seriously if I have to listen to one more baby/kids clothing brand complain about how hard it is atm when they just all keep releasing the exact same beige jumpers and cord overalls![]()
Wait…what’s the bag for?Lauren was talking the other day how she has toilet anxiety and now for long trips she takes a bag, in case she needs to pee.
I was thinking the other day that Lauren was the Number 1 Aussie Beauty Influencer back in the day and I can’t understand how she didn’t transfer that into any make up collabs or brands at the time. Much later she did that loungewear but it was so off brand. She’s got her mascara and now brow product? But it’s really too little too late she wont see the sales as say an Anna Paul skincare line. Her time has passed in that younger demographic now she sits at home staring at her skin, buying beige clothing and photographing birds. If she ever broke up with herI just watched that story. What a Karen! If you're that particular with your drink just buy Coke Zero from the supermarket. Maybe the glucose strips she bought off Amazon are wrong.
Poor Maccas worker.
Lauren is unfit for work. No way can she leave her house and the dog for a full day or even half a day of work. She's spent 12 years sitting at home filming herself, she doesn't know anything different.
This is it. Lauren even added it to her Amazon store front. She said when she drives up to Perth she get anxious that even though she doesn't need to go, she doesn't like not knowing if she can get to or find a toilet.Wait…what’s the bag for?![]()
A bag to pee in?Wait…what’s the bag for?![]()
I generally don’t mind a lot of veneer work (excluding Sarah’s Day and Ashy Bines lol) so I thought maybe this was an overreaction- but Jesus they look awful. Bloody awful. She was better off investing in Invisalign to correct the inward slant of her teethHer teeth before were beautiful! I had terrrrrrrible teeth and got veneers, so I understand the thing about being self conscious but jeez her teeth were stun before. Social media is warping people.
What is going on here?? So bad!
I just flicked through her stories. In 24 hours she complained aboutNot Lauren Curtis taking her “diabetic glucose strips” to McDonald’s to test her Coke Zero - and then Karening it up when it’s wrong…whilst also getting fries!🫠
Ohhh do share, which kids toy shop.There’s a kids toy shop/mummy blogger I’m dying to whinge about, the absolutely worst
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Thank god RL filmed her super busy day - that she was too busy to post about - then filmed snippets and then cut it together into a reel to post to the gram. Much busy, so important. Everyone was definitely hanging to know what she did today 🥱
Omg just went to check it hilarious they look so bad.Indy Hunny,
A) I don’t think you seem to grasp the idea of what being an influencer is. You rely on your audience to consume your content which is based on what you think strangers like
B) the fact you changed your perfectly good teeth to that which every other Tom fool and Harry influenza has already done so shows that you have subscribed to a particular beauty standard…which is also set by what strangers like.
Honestly I actually love watching influenzas make themselves more weird because they think doing such procedures will make them look better/younger/hotter.
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It’s the same kind of thing with Shaaanxo - she’s very much stuck back in the times when she was at her peak. Now doesn’t leave home etc etc (at least she sort of capitalised on her fame by staring her own make up brand)I was thinking the other day that Lauren was the Number 1 Aussie Beauty Influencer back in the day and I can’t understand how she didn’t transfer that into any make up collabs or brands at the time. Much later she did that loungewear but it was so off brand. She’s got her mascara and now brow product? But it’s really too little too late she wont see the sales as say an Anna Paul skincare line. Her time has passed in that younger demographic now she sits at home staring at her skin, buying beige clothing and photographing birds. If she ever broke up with herBFfiancé she would fall apart.
The implants are the funniest thing to me. She got these huge knickers that are so out of proportion to her frame and then says she wants to only wear tops that go up to her neck because people stare… but not realising her giant knockers look even more huge because she has this tight little shirt on up to her neck. And look I’m not saying people should be looking (and I bet they aren’t it’s all in her mind) but why the hell did she get implants if she is now self conscious about them and covering up?!It’s the same kind of thing with Shaaanxo - she’s very much stuck back in the times when she was at her peak. Now doesn’t leave home etc etc (at least she sort of capitalised on her fame by staring her own make up brand)
But Lauren has become so insular, she majorly hyper fixates on this and then drops them.
What happened to her chai that she spent insane amount of money on finding the right powder, the multiple contraptions to make it “fluffy cafe style”
She bangs on about her hair, spends SO MUCH money on getting extensions in, only to have someone tell her how bad they are and gets them removed the next day! THEN goes and spends thousands on halo type products!
Like WHERE is all her money coming from?!
Lol someone asked the other day why she gave up on her podcast (another abandoned venture) and she replied she “she didn’t give up on it, she just ran out of things to say”
….um girlie your “…………………….” daily stories would beg to differ!
Then next minute she’s asking where she should bring it back and do like an advice podcast? WHO THE HELL would want advice from her?!
Oh and now she’s decided that no she doesn’t want to get her implants removed…
I truly cannot understand what her partner sees in such a vain, self obsessed narcissist!
Lol if you can’t tell she’s a massive BEC and hate follow for me, but I just can’t look away! 🫣![]()