Australian Influencers #15

[itsnotaboutthepasta]

What happened with Brittany Hockley and Brooke Blurton?

Brooke spoke much later after Bachelor about how when she told some of the women in the bach mansion that she was bisexual that Britt was very pushy about her telling the Honey Badger straight away (clearly thinking it would get rid of the main competition) and how uncomfortable it was as well as Britt just being a mean girl behind the scenes.

I think I heard that they’re going to be on some new show together coming up. Britt will no doubt be extra fake nice if she is filming. Ugh, she irritates me remember when she travelled during the pandemic and she had the huge whinge about paying extra for luggage? I mean, it’s fine to complain but call your friends - sharing it with her followers, many of who hadn’t seen their loved ones for a year by then was so ignorant.

 

[kmartplate]

I never particularly warmed to Britt and she clearly is still trying to make it as an actress but has she even booked one job?

I really like Laura though, but I haven’t ever heard her podcast though.

 

[Blueshirts]

Britt is trying really hard to get on TV but all she's getting are reality shows with other has-beens.

 

[luna1992]

The conceit thats oozing out of this

she is obsessed with bragging about how much her and her partner make for a living yet he plays poker as a job? Between her influencing and his poker it’s revolting.

 

[Essie2020]

Every single pic of Jaz Hand in Europe is either with her eyes closed or a selfie using the 0.5 zoom with her arm taking up half the frame while she looks away from the camera

I’m so impressed how Jaz is dripping in designer everything yet still looks like a GC bogan that shops at Supre. It’s a real talent.
But seriously, I used to quite like watching Jaz when she lived in her apartment doing Keto, was cooking and still worked as a makeup artist. She was real and relatable. Then she moved to Perth and started shilling cheap Chinese jewellery that is anything but “handmade”. What is it about influencers that the more money they make the more insufferable and unrelatable they become.

 

[makeitstop]

Does anyone still follow mbds_mum? She spends an absurd amount of money on designer stuff yet always gets it so wrong she makes it look so tacky.

 

[HeyBub]

She’s unwell, that’s unfortunate but duck me who is taking the piss when they do her eyebrows because they are next level fug

 

[gossiphungrymama]

Brace yourself peoples, tomorrow is 8/8 aka Candice Barber more self indulgent than she usually is on the daily day - the 'hot mum' puffer jacket and tights will be out in force

 

[Kalesmoothie]

Brace yourself peoples, tomorrow is 8/8 aka Candice Barber more self indulgent than she usually is on the daily day - the 'hot mum' puffer jacket and tights will be out in force

don’t forget the LiOnsGaTe PorTaL!!!!1111

 

[emmygluewho]

Does anyone still follow mbds_mum? She spends an absurd amount of money on designer stuff yet always gets it so wrong she makes it look so tacky.

Those coffee Mugs are absolute trash.

This is bogan on another level.

 

[marthamartyr]

She’s unwell, that’s unfortunate but duck me who is taking the piss when they do her eyebrows because they are next level fug

I feel bad she’s unwell but how’s the - give me recommendations, DONT ASK ME WHY, gives a bunch of vague responses as to why she’s not changing to private health insurance… and then complains about affordability on her single income in this economy. Why don’t you invest in your health (because you are often sick) rather than buy weird cheap a shoes and clothes all the time. The amount of polyester in her wardrobe could fund probably 2-3 years worth of private health

 

[dontmesswithmycandles]

I normally don’t mind Tahlia but I guess her dad isn’t getting any grifted Father’s Day stuff this year

this feels like a not so subtle dig!

 

[Listerfiend]

the 'hot mum' puffer jacket and tights will be out in force

Oh Jesus do not get me started on that bloody puffer jacket!

I feel bad she’s unwell but how’s the - give me recommendations, DONT ASK ME WHY, gives a bunch of vague responses as to why she’s not changing to private health insurance…

Sam is the Queen of vague posting. Either tell the whole story or tell none of it!

 

[GeorgieBox]

Seeing the kids of Bec Judd and RDOM get gifted heaps of toys leaves a poor taste. They can obviously afford lots of toys, and no shade against the parents because it’s the PR company - but come on. I hope those toys get passed onto some kids who are less fortunate.

 

[HeyBub]

I feel bad she’s unwell but how’s the - give me recommendations, DONT ASK ME WHY, gives a bunch of vague responses as to why she’s not changing to private health insurance… and then complains about affordability on her single income in this economy. Why don’t you invest in your health (because you are often sick) rather than buy weird cheap a shoes and clothes all the time. The amount of polyester in her wardrobe could fund probably 2-3 years worth of private health

Absolutely all of this! For as long as I can remember she’s complained about poor health, had hospital stays and still doesn’t look after herself. CurvySam needs to grow up and stop blaming everything/everyone for her tit life choices. She’s a big bleeping cry baby

 

[Squelch]

What happened with Brittany Hockley and Brooke Blurton?

Britt also said Brooke wasn't telling the truth about the Honeybadger telling Brooke he wasn't going to pick anyone on their season. I tend to believe Brooke although she's a bit of a drama llama herself at times.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Do you think Ad Standards love us, or hate us? I feel they must roll their eyes every time my name comes up. I’ve put in four complaints today

Five. And it will be six if I’m bored later and can think of how I want to word the affiliate link stuff. What a Monday morning they’re going to have!

 

[nw26]

everybody freaking out abt Ellidy’s baby on the ground on a rug, some of you have obviously never been young parents am I the only one who genuinely sees no issue w that? The boat, on the other hand… that’s a bit yikes. You’d think they’d put a life jacket on the little one, at very least. My bub definitely always had one his size, tho I don’t recall us having him on a boat before ~9mos- how old is Minnie, again?

yeah I’m not even a young mum but don’t see a problem with it. Yeah Minnie is nearly ten months so yeah only problem I had was the No life jacket but Jeezz you can still live and do things with babies!

 

[kmartplate]

Pleasantly surprised to see Reece at Saskia’s birthday party. This definitely proves that London was the issue all along and not Tammy, since as soon as he breaks up with London he is the most present he’s been in years. Sad that he has a child in the US though, very difficult to be consistently present for all of them!

 

[sharalandaah]

Seeing the kids of Bec Judd and RDOM get gifted heaps of toys leaves a poor taste. They can obviously afford lots of toys, and no shade against the parents because it’s the PR company - but come on. I hope those toys get passed onto some kids who are less fortunate.

Given the Dads have fostered in the past, I wouldn’t be surprised if the regift quite a lot of what they get/ donate a lot of stuff to orgs that work w under-privileged kids. They’re materialistic as all get out (esp Jarryd) but I do think they’ve got very good hearts and are truly fantastic Dads for Reid