Astrid - Astridiwantyouinmylife

[They See Me Trolling...]

There’s something rather creepy about her

 

[MrsOgre]

I'm getting Bette Davis/The Nanny vibes just from the comedy eyebrows. That's cost around £2000 if not more, and she looks ridiculous.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

The eye lift (is it that or just botox? seems very extreme for just botox) draws attention to itself rather than making her look younger, it looks weird/badly done.

She's like ming the merciless

 

[Emmadale]

It is a bit odd that she’s just sharing her daughters holiday pics…even their food! And she’s now back at home.

 

[Cady1954]

The irony of Arseturd showing everyone makeup she's been gifted (although not marking #gifted) with a filter on

I reported it

 

[chickhicks86]

Anyone notice Asteroid never declares her ads. The Ecoegg and the pelvic floor thing. She's worth that PT(not)WM.

 

[RubyTuesday39]

You can tell she’s been spending a lot of time with PTWM, she’s constantly doing the covert filming like her. Simon’s getting properly pissed off with it, isn’t he?

 

[jacarinderpracatan]

What the hell…

 

[Aussie]

Well on her way to 300k I often wonder what Simon thinks of all this. Is it money well spent?
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You can buy BOTS for about 1p I think. Also another insta twat Lady of the Manor 77 hit 1 million followers this week. Her engagement is just as poor as Astrids. So Astrid will now want more followers

 

[LeonoreGuest]

She apparently uses a site which is 'all female' followers to look more respectable. Yeah sure, a Russian Mum from Vladivostoc wants to follow you, Astrid

 

[chickhicks86]

She's had semi permanent freckles tattooed onto her face!

 

[pixieshix]

Jesus Christ she looks more ridiculous than normal !! It looks like she’s caught her jumper and it’s unraveled and left her with half a top

 

[MrsOgre]

Another 19k overnight. She expects people to believe this is from two reels and all these people have instantly hit follow? Her engagement rate should be a bit higher than 1% then.

 

[FlameIce]

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Why does she only filter her face and not that turkey neck!!
I now understand why she smiles with her mouth closed. Her teeth are all twisted.

Letd hope she doesn’t copy Ptwm and use her dentist

 

[Aussie]

No, what was it?

She was gifted a dress & liked the style so took it too her dressmaker to make something similar. Tbf I think it looks different. Well the designer found out about & is very upset about. To makes things more awkward, Astrid is in the middle of a giveaway with this designer

 

[MrsOgre]

Last week she said she never uses moisturiser, ptwm has been teaching her to lie
Also Astrid, you do need sunscreen even when the sun isn't outthen maybe your face wouldn't look like a scrotum.

 

[Welshiewelsh]

Advocates less make up doesn’t mention that she loves a filter to hide behind!

 

[Cady1954]

I have to agree. I follow her too because I'm roughly the same age and dress pretty quirky - I love her style.

Initially I was really pleased for her yesterday but when I saw PTWW stories, I was so shocked that she hadn't monopolised on the increased traffic to her page. Instead she chose to than hang out with someone who dresses in away that the Fashion Elite would sneer at.

I'm wondering if Rach gatecrashed the party so to speak..

She needs to distance herself from that scam artist! Had to laugh when she fell over the other other day. Daft bint grow up and find a filter that covers your scraggy neck

 

[VCJR]

Oops, Asteroid forgot the filter.
The camera never lies....
Unless you use a filter Asteroid!!!

 

[jxhx]

I see she's now posting where her daughter is working with no concept of safety. Must be picking up tips from her friend.