Ashlyraeceo #1 44 inch legs, mates with Beggy and her haunted eggs

[InstaFamous]

Oh my GOD. One of my favourite fuckwits!! She makes me grind my teeth.

“LOVING this mornings coffee, paid for like a #bossbabe through Arbonne”.

oh hun. I can also buy coffee because of my job, it’s called a salary. And my boss doesn’t take commission from what I do, or charge me to do my job. My company doesn’t require me to spend money with them to remain employed at my current level.

Guess I’m not manifesting hard enough??

 

[Zoewilliams9217]

CONGRATS BOSS BABE ON YOUR FIRST EVER TATTLE THREAD

Afternoon beggys bastards.. you asked for it so here it is... AND GO!!

 

[Grabbyduldrum]

The woman is a walking advert for contraception

 

[Likeagilmore]

I’m so like, so, like, like...

what age is this muppet??

She’s 37. She was the year above me in school. And was very much like this.

 

[Likeagilmore]

No Mrs meldrum on zoom meet or best sellers list.
Are we sure Ashley's is her upline?

I think it’s @mummyjuggler. She was on Ashly’s call and Mrs Meldrum follows her with both of her accounts.

She’s 37?!?!?!?!?!? Nearly 40?!?!? And she’s carrying on like a fucking 13 year old who’s had one too many bottles of Smirnoff Ice at the school disco!!!!!!!!

Honestly she’s been like this since she was 13 years old! One of my lasting memories of her is when she was in sixth year and she came flouncing into the dinner hall, on her mobile phone, talking loudly and then it started to ring never seen someone leave a room so quickly in my life.

 

[Booberella]

Pure Manic!

They are all the same - can't wait for that Mrs Meldrum to get all pepped up on fizz and go throw the new kitchen ceiling jumping about like a spring.

 

[mickeycat]

Have you seen the utter pish she's posted today?

The Zoom meeting of my nightmares. Woo! Yeah!

ETA: Man, I wish I hadn't wasted all those years getting an education when I could've just used my street smarts to get an Arbonne ID for £30 and set me off on the glittering road of grifting on Insta.

 

[Booberella]

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Have any of you watched this? She posted it last night. It’s hilarious Even just the intro, “WELL HELLO-O-O-O” it’s amazing, what a knob.

I giant knob indeed! I love how you never actually see her drinking any of the Prosecco... she just poses there with it then updates the auld 'gram story this morning with some BS about having to have some of her snake oil to fix her belly after her alleged 'boozing'.

What a crock a sh*t!

Sorry might not have said it loud enough - WHA A CROCKA SH*TTTTT!!!!
She really is a shouty lass!

Would be better off selling a treatment for tinnitus to her followers...

 

[Catwoman]

The woman is a walking advert for contraception

Ashly's motto... "I love me, who do you love? '

 

[MrsDimSum]

Pure Manic!

They are all the same - can't wait for that Mrs Meldrum to get all pepped up on fizz and go throw the new kitchen ceiling jumping about like a spring.

Well they now have matching hair! Must be part of the work uniform??

 

[Notaninstamumeither]

Well that’s my remaining free time gone now this thread has been set up. Maybe I need to be more of a #bossbabe?

 

[Meridabrave]

This girl is such a hoot! Such an Aberdeen-yank with that stupid accent, and talks like she’s just reinvented the wheel!

 

[ohyes]

Vice President, fuck sake

 

[mickeycat]

I agree with this - it's for women who are lost in life and will just say yes to anyone who might accept them into a 'group' of sorts. All in a feeble attempt to get themselves an 'identity' of their own so they feel they have some value in their lives.

On another note though, can you imagine if they actually had to go through a real recruitment process for these MLM scams?
You would be asked to pout at a camera and eye-f*ck yourself at the interview!

"Now Mrs Meldrum, could you do your best mid-Atlantic accent for us with a heavy dose of manic intonation and extensions twiddling please?"

 

[Booberella]

Anyone else convinced she photoshopped her head onto someone else's torso?

 

[DinoDana]

WOW what a company they are just pure luxury! How lucky to receive such gifts

 

[fireflies]

I brought peppermint essential oil 99p to use in my 15 quid aldi diffuser.

Lol at fizz sticks in cheap amazon containers with arbonne stickers on.

Thinks noticed awful accent
According to her wiki she acted shes so wooden and fake.
Shes always tagging her glam freinds that also sell arbonne very cult like..

They subtle with their branding

Theres a focus on health/ fitness and positivity.
They all look the same.
Focus on promoting the luxury life style the products give them and the income the company potentially earns them.

So its glam parties get together
Lots travel pics
Luxury brands like her shopping at harrows
Living in Chelsea London she claims

No self respecting London bases business women with actual real businesses would be involved with these mlm huns.
Its laughable they day support small business.

Many have to spend fortune on starter kit.
They have buy and wear their own products so ashley must be paying cherry blossom eye palletised fizz sticks.

Whats in these sticks?

The average arbonne UK consultant makes just 450 quid a year.

I do hope many not sucked in but laughing at stupidity of Mrs meldrum can't wait to see her copy cat scripted ads same as Ashley's.

 

[Starshining]

I’m so like, so, like, like...

what age is this muppet??

 

[Booberella]

37?! Makes it all the more embarrassing doesn't it?

You would think you would find some sense by then and not want to be a bangled-branded billboard....pfff, these people!

Had a little look at her twitter there (neglected) - seems she has been barking up this tree since 2013.

Insta shows she got the 'Merc' in 2015.... and it was delivered to her parents house. (yes boss babe, what you doing still living at home at 32? - obviously her income wasn't enough to cover living independently and finding somewhere to rent at least)

 

[Catwoman]

WOW what a company they are just pure luxury! How lucky to receive such gifts

I sniggered at that yesterday. How crass.