Marmite.Crumpets
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She is an actually parody account at this point.
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willowtree2
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Here’s an idea… I dunno, maybe instead of spending 3 weeks hanging up framed photos of yourself maybe get someone in to fit blackout blinds? Maybe sort your priorites out. Just a thought
Algeronwashere
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How many pictures can one person possibly have to hang in the house?? Hasn’t her dad already spent 2 days doing this?!
ToolaRoola
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Oh f**k off!! So sick that you photograph yourself.
She needs an intervention. Somebody needs to take her phone away so she can be present in her life rather than living it through a lense.
She needs an intervention. Somebody needs to take her phone away so she can be present in her life rather than living it through a lense.
Rocky Rosd
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No wonder she doesn’t have any girlfriends. Look at me, i am so thin and I didn’t even try. How to piss off the majority of the female population in one story. If she dares to do another post, leaning forward, pinching her skin and saying we must love our bodies as they are I’m going to scream. The body positivity movement does not work with size 8 ex lingerie models.
lalalalaletmecomplain
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Yayyy my second thread title 
I just looked through the old titles and I think my all time favourite is #16 “That’s not my child he’s the wrong gender” by willow tree 
I just looked through the old titles and I think my all time favourite is #16 “That’s not my child he’s the wrong gender” by willow tree 
InTheDollsHouse
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Ash vs Ada at the GP
I’m all for kids being dirty through playing and exploring, but I wouldn’t go to the doctor with my child in filthy clothes and a bulging nappy.
How many days in a row has Ada worn those leggings?
I’m all for kids being dirty through playing and exploring, but I wouldn’t go to the doctor with my child in filthy clothes and a bulging nappy.
How many days in a row has Ada worn those leggings?
InTheDollsHouse
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Persil.
Groundbreaking.
Hope they invited men to this event about household chores.
Groundbreaking.
Hope they invited men to this event about household chores.
InTheDollsHouse
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If I were Caroline’s family I think I’d be insulted by that
“Im a really good mum, I just prefer to be in a professional environment” so a really good mum who doesn’t like being around her kids? And what’s her actual obsession with “that’s okay for dads so it’s okay for me”. Like what?? No one in the real world told actually thinks it’s okay if a dad prefers doing to work than spending any time with his children
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And her “not like other mums” is so exhausting. She loves being the mum who doesn’t register her child with a dentist, doesn’t know how to google classes, doesn’t take the time to do any age appropriate activities with them. It’s actually not cool to be the shit mum Ashley. Kids love arts and crafts, baking, copying letters you right out for them etc. you can’t just push them around in a pram to avoid actually engaging with them their whole lives
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And her “not like other mums” is so exhausting. She loves being the mum who doesn’t register her child with a dentist, doesn’t know how to google classes, doesn’t take the time to do any age appropriate activities with them. It’s actually not cool to be the shit mum Ashley. Kids love arts and crafts, baking, copying letters you right out for them etc. you can’t just push them around in a pram to avoid actually engaging with them their whole lives
Marmite.Crumpets
Chatty Member
To be fair to her, if I saw her at one of those baby groups, I'd 100% steer-clear. She just looks the type to be an absolute bitch.
Maybe that's why she doesn't enjoy it, because the one time she went, everyone saw through her for what she was.
Maybe that's why she doesn't enjoy it, because the one time she went, everyone saw through her for what she was.
my little boy had a drs apt today at 9. I started work at 5.15 this morning, took him to the drs and am now trying to fit more work in whilst he naps and then *shock horror* his dad is taking a half day to look after him this afternoon whilst I go to a meeting I couldn’t get out of or rearrange….meanwhile trash started at 8 and wants a medal for it…(I don’t want a medal but I do want a gin and it’s only 12.10 🫣).I know she was probably talking about her “ industry ” but it came across so smug. Like she’s so superior and has to grind harder than anyone else when in reality does fuck all
willowtree2
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Me too
Id rather be 5 stone heavier and a good mum, rather than be skinny and a shit mum!Hannahc546
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I don't really post on here but do enjoy your thread. Ive just watched her recent jumble of stories and wow..she really is a Grade A moron. Has no clue when it comes to politics: most people find positives and negatives in every party but she's far too basic to see that. Has a major chip on her shoulder about women being able to have a career, probably because she hasn't done anything meaningful or even close to a career. Is absolutely failing her kids yet somehow that is everyone else's problem.
I've been watching the London move unfold and yeah is that her version of a midlife crisis?! HOW can they afford this lifestyle?!
I've been watching the London move unfold and yeah is that her version of a midlife crisis?! HOW can they afford this lifestyle?!
what stereotype is she talking about?!?! what are these traditionally masculine careers? she mentioned doctors and lawyers - both increasingly majority female. meanwhile her 'career', and I use that term loosely is being an influencer/daytime broadcaster/glories QVC shopping channel, which are traditionally female careers. she is so backward in her views on women and men. no one thinks its weird ash. Most people take their children to baby classes to socialise with others who are in the same situation, meet likeminded people, expose their child to the world, engage and foster their development. and yes the majority of women who have careers as well find that quite boring but guess what no one forced them to have a child. She is such a prejudiced and narrowminded person
SwizzleMalarkey
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It makes me so sad for Alf. I’m hoping that behind the scenes he is on waiting lists for SALT, OT and a paediatric appointment but she shares absolutely everything in their lives so I’m sure we’d know if that was the case.
This time last year my son was Alf’s age and his speech was way behind what even Alf is capable of now. Since then we’ve had assesments from multiple healthcare professionals, including an educational psychologist, OT & SALT, an ASD diagnosis, which led to us securing him an EHCP and a place at a fantastic school for Sep. None of these things fell into our laps. We fought to get him these things so he can thrive in school and beyond.
I don’t know if Alfie is ND but I think we can all agree he needs extra support and you only get that by being proactive and taking on the responsibility. It’s almost a full time job having a ND child, keeping on top of appointments, therapies, so many forms(!) and it’s worth it because you want only the best for them. I can’t see Ash or Tommy doing any of these things and no one can do it for them.
Of course in their world ‘it doesn’t matter if he is neurodiverse’ but in the real world it does matter, because there is so much you can do to help support them and make their lives easier.
This time last year my son was Alf’s age and his speech was way behind what even Alf is capable of now. Since then we’ve had assesments from multiple healthcare professionals, including an educational psychologist, OT & SALT, an ASD diagnosis, which led to us securing him an EHCP and a place at a fantastic school for Sep. None of these things fell into our laps. We fought to get him these things so he can thrive in school and beyond.
I don’t know if Alfie is ND but I think we can all agree he needs extra support and you only get that by being proactive and taking on the responsibility. It’s almost a full time job having a ND child, keeping on top of appointments, therapies, so many forms(!) and it’s worth it because you want only the best for them. I can’t see Ash or Tommy doing any of these things and no one can do it for them.
Of course in their world ‘it doesn’t matter if he is neurodiverse’ but in the real world it does matter, because there is so much you can do to help support them and make their lives easier.
Does she genuinely live in another universe where these stereotypes exist?! This is the woman who has lived in London all of her adult life where the absolute majority of mums she encounters will be working to some extent, and Brentwood where she never actually took Alf to anything bar one dance class so wouldn’t have a clue what these “stereotypical class mums” are even like. I work (flexibly from home), in London no less, I also take my son to various classes/playvroups/activities as well as day trips just us and i really have no idea what on earth she’s on about and why she couldn’t possibly fit in at any of these places because she also has a career. Most people at these classes base their chit chat on finding balance, childcare issues, etc! In fact plenty of classes I have been to especially when my little one was under 1 had plenty of dads who were spending their day off entertaining their child or on shared parental leave even. Does she seriously think at rhyme time it’s full of mums who spend the rest of their days baking and crafting?! Like she cannot possibly think that’s the case surely? Most people are eye rolling and there to chat and drink coffee and have someone to moan at about the hard phase they’re in, and get enjoyment out of seeing their little one shake maracas or run around! She just makes these prejudices and stereotypes up to make herself feel SO different and so much above these perceived “other women”. She’s a shit mum and a selfish bitch who thinks she’s better than everyone else who dares to actually put their kids first at any point of their week!