lalalalaletmecomplain
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She wants her friends pyjama distance and to forget her kids existence
She wants her friends pyjama distance and to forget her kids existence
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MillionDollarBaby
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moving to London was the right decision she’s now pyjama distance from a prison
willowtree2
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IS SHE TAKING THE PISS
SHE’S ON CRACK
TOMMY IS GAY
I’ll see myself out
SHE’S ON CRACK
TOMMY IS GAY
I’ll see myself out
InTheDollsHouse
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Living out her London vision, pyjama distance from the prison
Living out her London vision, pyjama distance from the prison
Fuzzyslippers22
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Ashley James, more than pyjama distance from her kidsWe have to get pyjamas distance in the next thread title somehow!
I'm tired so forgive me
willowtree2
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lalalalaletmecomplain
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They’ve left their kids on the first weekend of a new house and new childcare. I’m actually stunned.
JarvisCockerSpaniel
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God anyone else might think it’s actually a lovely, special time to have your two young children around as you’ve just moved to a brand new area! New playgrounds to explore, new places to eat lunch, London buses, a brand new library or soft play that they’ve never been in before! (If she wants tips I’ve lived or nannied in that area for years and I’ve got a list of fun things for children as long as my arm 
) if my son was settling into a brand new nursery I’d be making a big fuss of him on pick up, going to choose a biscuit from a bakery or a babycinno or something and getting him familiar with his new area. As usual he’s going to be shunted from A to B then shoved in front of the iPad in a high chair.
She has children the perfect age to be excited by new things. Trash can’t think that way though. She’s not capable of putting a positive spin on ANYTHING that involves just being with her children. There’s always something to whinge about.
) if my son was settling into a brand new nursery I’d be making a big fuss of him on pick up, going to choose a biscuit from a bakery or a babycinno or something and getting him familiar with his new area. As usual he’s going to be shunted from A to B then shoved in front of the iPad in a high chair.She has children the perfect age to be excited by new things. Trash can’t think that way though. She’s not capable of putting a positive spin on ANYTHING that involves just being with her children. There’s always something to whinge about.
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As someone who is now closer to 50 than 40 relish it all ladies I promise it’s an amazing time xI think she’s wrongly blamed Brentwood for all of her issues and unhappiness when in fact it was having a baby she didn’t really want to a guy she barely knew to fill a large large void likely caused by spending time with people who weren’t true friends. It takes 10 minutes less to get to BBC broadcasting house from Wandsworth than Brentwood!! 10 whole minutes!
She is a sneering, un likeable, bandwagon jumping narcissist who treats her children like a commodity at best, a huge inconvenience at worst, it’s all sad and bizarre and the ones paying the price are the kids, Alf especially who is going to need years of therapy to unpick his mummy issues.
She is a sneering, un likeable, bandwagon jumping narcissist who treats her children like a commodity at best, a huge inconvenience at worst, it’s all sad and bizarre and the ones paying the price are the kids, Alf especially who is going to need years of therapy to unpick his mummy issues.
InTheDollsHouse
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And what did she and Tommy learn? NOTHING.
Claiming your child didn’t cry out in the night is almost believable, until you show him in his own urine-soaked clothes which you ignore for content.
JarvisCockerSpaniel
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Remember when she went out diving in the Maldives and said she had left her ‘mum era’ behind
Sadly for her it was still waiting for her when she returned to shore in the form of a small baby and a toddler.
Sadly for her it was still waiting for her when she returned to shore in the form of a small baby and a toddler.
Sazz1006
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I’ve occasionally popped on here after being a long time poster on the Hinch thread (RIP Alan, you deserved more) but now have the time to follow Crassley. Forgive me for repeating what’s been said but as a mum and grandmother AND a human being, my heart breaks for Alfie. My volunteer role (and a previous life as a paediatric nurse) brings me into contact with lots of children with learning issues and I have never seen such an unhappy, worried and puzzled little boy. He just seems bewildered by everything that is going on around him and I am totally mystified as to why his mother would post a picture of him in the Frozen dress looking completely out of the moment. I don’t understand why the older people in his life (Fireman Geordie, TNB’s mother for example) can’t see the absolute damage that darling little boy is suffering. Just heartbreaking 
ToolaRoola
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She was never going to have the kids this week anyway, it's half term.
She's conveniently timed it as lovely day would have been shut, she'd need childcare and now it's hidden in the guise of we have so much to do with moving.
She's conveniently timed it as lovely day would have been shut, she'd need childcare and now it's hidden in the guise of we have so much to do with moving.
Autisteuse
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Yet again, this is why I didn’t have kids. Because I didn’t and don’t want them.
Sure, I can see a cute baby and think ‘aaaah’, even hold it for a while - then it starts to make noise/eject fluid from one end or the other, and I hastily hand it back. Thinking ‘thank fuck that isn’t my responsibility’.
She should never have had children. She got knocked up because her biological clock was going off like a fire alarm, her career was nonexistent, and lockdown made her feel bored and trapped. But she didn’t have to *listen* to that biological clock. Humans have the power of reason alongside evolutionary compulsion.
So she’s in a situation where she’s moved from a big house, where she could safely pen the children/bin them off to Lovely Day all day, to a smaller, darker one where they’re all on top of one another and their toys and noise are going to be front and centre. And after six days’ absence, she’s now whinging that it’s ‘too hard’ and ‘ADHD brain’ (whatever the fuck that is), whilst her stunted boy child, who can’t climb stairs, walk around, balance properly or talk sits in a sea of his own urine. And the girl child is, like Mama Narcissus, prompted to gaze at her own reflection.
They should make people take a test before they get up the duff. Seriously.
Sure, I can see a cute baby and think ‘aaaah’, even hold it for a while - then it starts to make noise/eject fluid from one end or the other, and I hastily hand it back. Thinking ‘thank fuck that isn’t my responsibility’.
She should never have had children. She got knocked up because her biological clock was going off like a fire alarm, her career was nonexistent, and lockdown made her feel bored and trapped. But she didn’t have to *listen* to that biological clock. Humans have the power of reason alongside evolutionary compulsion.
So she’s in a situation where she’s moved from a big house, where she could safely pen the children/bin them off to Lovely Day all day, to a smaller, darker one where they’re all on top of one another and their toys and noise are going to be front and centre. And after six days’ absence, she’s now whinging that it’s ‘too hard’ and ‘ADHD brain’ (whatever the fuck that is), whilst her stunted boy child, who can’t climb stairs, walk around, balance properly or talk sits in a sea of his own urine. And the girl child is, like Mama Narcissus, prompted to gaze at her own reflection.
They should make people take a test before they get up the duff. Seriously.
InTheDollsHouse
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Despite anything else, Alf’s room was set up and totally ready for him, in a similar and familiar layout to the old house. I hope he feels safe and secure in this one 
JarvisCockerSpaniel
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Hate to tell you Ash but it’s not that deep, and it’s probably not the first time he’s played dress up. Every nursery I’ve worked in the boys have put a Princess dress on to play or walked around with a handbag pretending to be mummy at some point. Just as they sometimes put on a policeman hat or a nurse’s costume. It’s called imaginative play, and it’s not the big deal you’re making it out to be.
InTheDollsHouse
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Has anyone told Ash she’s still not a ‘career woman’? Ten mins of TM once in a while plus unpaid half naked photoshoots at home…not a career! The caption for that reel basically says she only thinks she can be ‘anything she wants’ now she’s done with motherhood (with kids aged 1 and 3 
). Has she considered that it isn’t motherhood holding her back, but the fact she has no particular talent or intellect, and comes across as a stuck up bitch?
). Has she considered that it isn’t motherhood holding her back, but the fact she has no particular talent or intellect, and comes across as a stuck up bitch?
InTheDollsHouse
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Wednesday:
Today:
WHY LIE?!
Today:
WHY LIE?!