Could you imagine gawping at yourself that much before getting in the car going to Disney on Ice 
Leather bleeping bondage shorts fml shield yer eyes kids
Leather bleeping bondage shorts fml shield yer eyes kids
Ashley James #37 Captions full of bollox, forehead full of Botox.
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Ugh so Trashy Trash 
she has zero class. She could style an incredible wool coat or scarf there now maybe shout out a small business but instead looks like she’s about to hit the decks 15 years ago. So chavvy and cheap looking. Ugh. Always gets it wrong. As for the parenting. Yeah grim as usual. The kid who should be walking is strapped in and the other one balanced on her poor legs , badly carried in designer slings or stuffed into a Doona
Lovely Day x
she has zero class. She could style an incredible wool coat or scarf there now maybe shout out a small business but instead looks like she’s about to hit the decks 15 years ago. So chavvy and cheap looking. Ugh. Always gets it wrong. As for the parenting. Yeah grim as usual. The kid who should be walking is strapped in and the other one balanced on her poor legs , badly carried in designer slings or stuffed into a Doona Lovely Day x
Holy bleeping hell she PAID HIM for her hair to look like a greasy mess!
How does Michael think this is good advertising?!
Revolutionary idea. A plaited bun.
I’ve been doing those since I was at school
How does Michael think this is good advertising?!
Revolutionary idea. A plaited bun.
I’ve been doing those since I was at school
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So she paid £300+ for her hair, only to get Michael crunchy curls over to slick it all back just for an ad.
She looks like a Christmas elf with her pointy ears, they're all I can look at that in the story
She looks like a Christmas elf with her pointy ears, they're all I can look at that in the story
Even during an advert for HAIR she manages to crow bar in her boobs and breastfeeding 
Also, surely most people brush their hair out before bed each evening?? Why is she so gross with hair?
Also, surely most people brush their hair out before bed each evening?? Why is she so gross with hair?
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its so weird that they've flattened and stuck her blonde face layers to her head in a weird thin layer. number one it looks like she's wearing a wig and the netting is showing number two those blonde face layers she paid zoe adams £300 for like two days are intended to be worn by the face so that they frame it and give illusions that your whole head is blonde / is very stylish atm. shes gone and made a mockery of her actual hairdresser lollllllllllll
also sorry shilling john frieda is so low rent they stock it bloody Sainsbury's for christ sake
also sorry shilling john frieda is so low rent they stock it bloody Sainsbury's for christ sake
Very few people can wear their hair like that. Centre parting scraped back is very unforgiving to most normal people. She looks beautiful because she is beautiful (outside not inside). The best hair I’ve seen on her is the recent blow dry from the Notting Hill hairdresser. Imagine sleeping with all that gunk in your hair. Her pillow cases must be disgusting.
"A super simple hairstyle you can do at home". But here's my £100+ hairdresser doing it for me.
"We decided to film it". Because it's an advert that I'm getting paid for.
Does she think they've just invented the slicked back bun?
"We decided to film it". Because it's an advert that I'm getting paid for.
Does she think they've just invented the slicked back bun?
The scraggy old hair bobble, too 
Can't believe she's paid someone to leave her highlights so patchy
and then pay someone else to hairspray all her hair to her head
and then pay someone else to hairspray all her hair to her headTNB, what's going on with your thumb? It definitely didn't look this long when you covered over "bump" on the card.
Reminds me of the guy from Scary Movie "Take my good hand"
Reminds me of the guy from Scary Movie "Take my good hand"
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Sorry, my bad! He just doesn’t have the personality for Disney according to his bleeping abusive incubator
Looks really excited thereView attachment 2644085The face of a child at Disney on ice. It’s like he’s checked out
Lovely day x
Funny that she’s mentioned her Disney tattoo that we were only talking about a couple of weeks ago
Was just about to post this! I’m Ashley’s words ‘we all loved it, such a happy day’ doesn’t look like itView attachment 2644085The face of a child at Disney on ice. It’s like he’s checked out
Sorry, my bad! He just doesn’t have the personality for Disney according to his bleeping abusive incubator
He’s nearly 3. He should be able to go a day without a nap by now.x
Never seen a child or adult look so miserable at Disney!!!
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Never seen a child or adult look so miserable at Disney!!!
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I’m quite shocked she likes Disney given their apparent historical depictions and abuse of women!!
Trash is definitely that person who only looks at herself in group photos and thinks ‘yeah that’s a good one!’View attachment 2644085The face of a child at Disney on ice. It’s like he’s checked out
Sorry, my bad! He just doesn’t have the personality for Disney according to his bleeping abusive incubator
He is completely shutdown and overwhelmed 
But she thinks it’s a personality thing. So, Ada’s fun and Alf is boring?
He looks a MESS whilst Ada’s in a new Ralph Lauren dress.
Grade A bleep.
But she thinks it’s a personality thing. So, Ada’s fun and Alf is boring?He looks a MESS whilst Ada’s in a new Ralph Lauren dress.
Grade A bleep.
Children can’t always be compared but I’ve took both of mine to Disneyland Paris at 2/3 and they have loved every minute.
I also think if I was gifted tickets, surely the point is to show them enjoying it?!
I also think if I was gifted tickets, surely the point is to show them enjoying it?!
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