Ashley James #37 Captions full of bollox, forehead full of Botox.

[willowtree2]

Hey Trollsh!

Fabulous thread title by @MillionDollarBaby.

For any poor souls who have had enough of AJ aka The Really Good Mum, I hope your sanity and patience are still somewhat intact

I’ll do a proper recap soon but she still doesn’t like Alf. Ada’s only good for dressing up as non-gendered female dolly and she’s fed up of her hard life. But, she’s not lazy!

Lovely day x

 

[screenfreelookatme]

But how good would it be if a Tattler won…
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Obviously could never mention it, but just sit back smug in the knowledge that she bought you an air wrap…

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

“No I’m not using an iPhone, just my Google one”

 

[willowtree2]

RECAP.

November saw Trashley James getting her breasts out on Remembrance Day. She couldn’t possibly wait 2 minutes for the 8 month old to stop feeding and show the war dead an ounce of respect they deserve! She HAD to show her poppy and peoples crappy reactions are the fault of the patriarchy.

The incapable cunts took the in laws on a gifted Maldives trip where they posed on the white Sandy beaches with Ada, without Alf, who was running hobbling down the beach like an extra from Tom Hank’s Castaway.
No time to rest for the Littles as they were chucked into childcare jet lagged, up from 3am, but Ash needed to rest cos holiday was so stressful with 4 adults to look after 2 children.

Stephs Packed Lunch was a flop. Ash still a stiff shaky wreck but somehow Queen Snarl landed a quick 10 minute slot on This Morning where she was annihilated by Nick Ferrari.

The house move is still flopping so she still hates her life.

Alf is looking like cousin It whilst Ada’s ready to meet King Charles to receive her child of the year medal.
Ash declared she was the best mum but naturally she can’t be around her kids all the time. She did a whole 2 hours with them but came over funny as she didn’t manage to get washing away during her 9 hours of child free time and ran away when Tommy got home.

Once a week Ash is filmed pushing the pram to childcare to show off the practical outfit Tatiana, a closet Tattler, we think, has chosen for her to walk down the road in! Rest of the time it’s Tommys duty to get the kids to childcare whilst she recovers from parenting the previous day.

Alf’s delays are more obvious. Princess Ad has her hip X-ray today. Hopefully the forced walking and new Clark’s shoes she recieved at 8 months old won’t have done any harm! Meanwhile Alf can’t walk up 2 steps, walk down the road or use a trampoline at 3 years old.

Still a useless human and all round tit mother.
Lovely holiday x

 

[Heyholetsgo]

Here for the recap

 

[willowtree2]

Makes me so angry Alfs just left with his broken hips whilst Ada gets sorted.

Nana’s obviously there for Off You duck Friday.

 

[littlepup]

I thought she said she'd had the X-ray last Friday? I guess she must have said she was having it Friday.
Odd that she's being very open about this but no mention of Alf's hips or gait.
His speech really does seem very shakey too, bless his heart.

 

[Mightbeasharpscratch]

I’m sorry… who the hell thinks like this? To make up for the fact that your baby might require more complicated treatment… a freebie bag of more unnecessary shite and bragging about early access to watch the film (that most parents look forward to watching on Christmas Day!?).

 

[Pat MyCock]

Poor Alf can barely talk, he's really stunted.

 

[Cady1954]

That video of Alf and Ada! I really wouldn't leave them unattended I think he'd have her eye out.

 

[willowtree2]

That video of Alf and Ada! I really wouldn't leave them unattended I think he'd have her eye out.

He’s such a sweetie but he still doesn’t know how the hell to be with her. He can’t even string a sentence together

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Poor Alf can barely talk, he's really stunted.

He doesn’t seem to have come on at all this year, the gap between him and typical kids his age is widening.

 

[Flossie2]

RECAP.

November saw Trashley James getting her breasts out on Remembrance Day. She couldn’t possibly wait 2 minutes for the 8 month old to stop feeding and show the war dead an ounce of respect they deserve! She HAD to show her poppy and peoples crappy reactions are the fault of the patriarchy.

The incapable cunts took the in laws on a gifted Maldives trip where they posed on the white Sandy beaches with Ada, without Alf, who was running hobbling down the beach like an extra from Tom Hank’s Castaway.
No time to rest for the Littles as they were chucked into childcare jet lagged, up from 3am, but Ash needed to rest cos holiday was so stressful with 4 adults to look after 2 children.

Stephs Packed Lunch was a flop. Ash still a stiff shaky wreck but somehow Queen Snarl landed a quick 10 minute slot on This Morning where she was annihilated by Nick Ferrari.

The house move is still flopping so she still hates her life.

Alf is looking like cousin It whilst Ada’s ready to meet King Charles to receive her child of the year medal.
Ash declared she was the best mum but naturally she can’t be around her kids all the time. She did a whole 2 hours with them but came over funny as she didn’t manage to get washing away during her 9 hours of child free time and ran away when Tommy got home.

Once a week Ash is filmed pushing the pram to childcare to show off the practical outfit Tatiana, a closet Tattler, we think, has chosen for her to walk down the road in! Rest of the time it’s Tommys duty to get the kids to childcare whilst she recovers from parenting the previous day.

Alf’s delays are more obvious. Princess Ad has her hip X-ray today. Hopefully the forced walking and new Clark’s shoes she recieved at 8 months old won’t have done any harm! Meanwhile Alf can’t walk up 2 steps, walk down the road or use a trampoline at 3 years old.

Still a useless human and all round tit mother.
Lovely holiday x

Brilliant

 

[cahil]

my heart just breaks for alf. he's such a cutie, he deserves so much better. of course it may be that he has additional needs but i genuinely think hes been wilfully stunted by his idiot parents - praying he gets into an age appropriate childcare setting soon and catches up quickly. children are mean, once he's in school he's in for a rough time if he doesn't catch up

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

Oh yay, white, how perfect!

Said no mum of small children, ever.

 

[littlepup]

Oh yay, white, how perfect!

Said no mum of small children, ever.

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This is from Ashley James, sufferer of urinary and feacal incontinence who also says “If in doubt, wear all white”!

 

[theaceofstace]

Ada’s hips are fiiiiiiiiine, folks, can you cope?!
Alf’s are buggered but never mind that.

 

[littlepup]

Here Ash, because you don't know where or how to go private... You utter moron! Didn't seem to have a problem finding private health services for yourself. May I suggest The Holly to evaluate Alfie, or perhaps that's TNB's job?

Let Me Google That

For all those people that find it more convenient to bother you with their question than to google it for themselves.

letmegooglethat.com

 

[willowtree2]

‘Thank goodness she’s ok ’

She literally doesn’t give a flying duck about that little boy

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

Alf is absolutely not under any hospital care for his hips, because if he was Ada would have been seen smoothly in the same consultant clinic at the first sign of a concern.

Also ‘private Orthopedic hospital’ is not hard to google. It’s even got 2 A’s in it.