You can see the pattern can’t youDating David Walliams wasn’t great either was it
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Ooooh she’s out ‘after dark’ in a shop at Lakeside
Quiz has to be one of the shittest shops 
Ashley James #35 Poor Alf and Ada, Mum’s a dick and Dad’s got no balls
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Ooooh she’s out ‘after dark’ in a shop at Lakeside
Quiz has to be one of the shittest shops This is what I don’t get, she goes to all this effort for some crappy z lister event, but can’t see any of her friends until she moves back to London 
Michael crusty curls may as well move in at this rate
Michael crusty curls may as well move in at this rate
Thinking about pumping.
THINKING ABOUT PUMPING.
For one evening, for the baby who usually (apparently) sleeps until the early hours so maybe leave one bottle in case.
Pump once a day every day and build a freezer stash! Then you don’t have to worry!
But if your baby is still poorly and has (by your own admission) just wanted her Mama the last few evenings, I’m sorry but you must be a cold-hearted witch to leave her tonight.
Lovely day x (how very dare she finish work at a time when people finish work)
Never once have I called my child a terrorist!!!
Couple of mums let loose for the night 
More like early evening in Lakeside for a tacky shop collection which looked awkward AF on Olivia’s stories
Not my idea of a fun night out but whatever floats your boat & makes you feel like you’ve ‘worked’ ‘filled your cup’ justified sacking the kids off all day & paying a small fortune for childcare & a ‘glam’ squad
More like early evening in Lakeside for a tacky shop collection which looked awkward AF on Olivia’s stories
Not my idea of a fun night out but whatever floats your boat & makes you feel like you’ve ‘worked’ ‘filled your cup’ justified sacking the kids off all day & paying a small fortune for childcare & a ‘glam’ squad
Slightly off topic but just having a browse through her instagram and just seen this post that she’d been dating TNB for a few weeks and booked a (mega expensive) holiday for both of them
Makes me laugh that she goes on so much about how happy she was being single yet got this super extravagant present for someone she knew only a few weeks?! And it’s not like she’s ever ‘well we met and I knew he was the one’ she keeps reminding him he’s easily disposable as she was so happy being single for 6 years (didn’t you know)
Makes me laugh that she goes on so much about how happy she was being single yet got this super extravagant present for someone she knew only a few weeks?! And it’s not like she’s ever ‘well we met and I knew he was the one’ she keeps reminding him he’s easily disposable as she was so happy being single for 6 years (didn’t you know)
Replace the G on that hat with an F and she is bleeping spot on
@Marmite.Crumpets you’ve reminded her it’s Caroline’s birthday 
Tell me you loathe your son without telling me…
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Why on Earth is ash interviewing Olivia? Are they even friends? Has Ash EVER worn Quiz? None of this makes sense WHY IS SHE THERE
Tell me you loathe your son without telling me…
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Why on Earth is ash interviewing Olivia?
Are they even friends? Has Ash EVER worn Quiz? None of this makes sense WHY IS SHE THERE Hope she isn’t planning to cosleep tonight
She went to the NTA'S around 9th/10th September. Maybe I can't count, or have got Alf's birthday wrong, but pretty sure that was 8 months PP.@Marmite.Crumpets you’ve reminded her it’s Caroline’s birthday
Tell me you loathe your son without telling me…
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Why on Earth is ash interviewing Olivia?
The lies, trying to make herself look a thumb and demonising life with Alf. Same old story.
Also 8 months pp with Ada…
Also 8 months pp.. she’s an annoying drained non pink flamingo with no friends
She’s ignored that first time it’s so much harder because you haven’t done it before where second time you have. Instead she just loads it with resentment for Alf.
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Exactly 8 months ppartum with Alf
NTAs 2021: Ashley James cuts a Cinderella-esque figure in a blue gown
Ashley James looked a vision on Thursday evening as she arrived in London for the National Television Awards.
Got to be a parody of herself at this point.
I’m gone at ‘thinking about pumping’ (especially in all caps) & ‘leave for work’ ?
-what is she actually doing? I can’t be arsed to look or care.‘The dating & empowerment coach’ ?!?!?!
She was single for 6 years and felt empowered by it didn’t you know?
She was praying to the moon for a man, so I'd say yes, very desperate. Even though she was happily single.She dropped £££££k on him taking him to Finland and he bought her a poster
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