hadtosayit88
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Ashley James #15: Nana No Balls is Alf’s new mum, so Ash can prioritise baby Thumb
Ashley James #15: Nana No Balls is Alf’s new mum, so Ash can prioritise baby Thumb
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StaClarita
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So is this the gender reveal??
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ToolaRoola
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Killing me 
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MidnightRambler
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Remember I mentioned Ashley being one of a list of possible hosts being considered for a small awards bash?
For her to attend 7.30-10.30pm maximum, it's £2,500 plus a car there and back (no sharing), anywhere outside Central or North London requires an overnight stay and meals paid for. This includes one mention on an instagram story (not pinned/saved) - if you want a grid post, the minimum cost increases to £4,500
Outrageous but to put it into context, the rate for Denise Welch from Loose Women was 28 GRAND plus a food and hotel for her and a friend
For her to attend 7.30-10.30pm maximum, it's £2,500 plus a car there and back (no sharing), anywhere outside Central or North London requires an overnight stay and meals paid for. This includes one mention on an instagram story (not pinned/saved) - if you want a grid post, the minimum cost increases to £4,500
Outrageous but to put it into context, the rate for Denise Welch from Loose Women was 28 GRAND plus a food and hotel for her and a friend
InTheDollsHouse
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Just you wait
Just you wait
Toffeebythesea
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Why isn't Tommy or Ashley waking up with their sick child?? Why is his nana doing it? WTAF?
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ToolaRoola
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What does she go to bed wearing the outfit from the Scream movies
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willowtree2
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I thought my boy was a handful. Then I birthed my daughter and she erased every ounce of sanity I’d ever known.
Lovely day x
Lovely day x
GrannyDayCare
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Touching our waste?!!! I hope not! Grade A student strikes again 
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Unless my eyes deceive me, I do believe that's TNB beside you as you're in labour/ just given birth
oh and I've just noticed you had a TENS machine whilst in labour, so you did give birth without pain relief!
willowtree2
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I’m honestly expecting TNB to sign off his texts soon with ‘lovely night xx’
wanderlust73
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Erm… well this is awkwardHad to go look, fucking hell
Ashley James: ‘I was so excited to get my vaccine’
Advertisement Feature DJ and presenter Ashley James, is also mum of one...
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MidnightRambler
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Not only knowing someone else is seeing to your ill child, but watching it, taking photos of it, and posting it online.
It takes a special kind of narcissist to not realise how crass that looks to everyone else in the world
It takes a special kind of narcissist to not realise how crass that looks to everyone else in the world
Marmite.Crumpets
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I WISH INFLUENCERS WOULD STOP SHOWING THEIR NAKED CHILDREN IN THE BATH.
FOR FUCK SAKE.
Its 2022, a digital age. Before babies are born they have a digital footprint. Just fucking stop.
FOR FUCK SAKE.
Its 2022, a digital age. Before babies are born they have a digital footprint. Just fucking stop.
Snoop gets palmed off to her parents.
Alf to Nana No Balls.
Thumbelina is kept around until 4 months when Ash gets bored of the dolly & goes back to being an award-winning presenter and internationally renowned DJ.
TNB lives out in the garden shed, being allowed in at 5am to deal with two children, bedtime and to lay out her pyjamas for her.
The new nanny gets a store room on the top floor that she gets to share with Alf.
Alf to Nana No Balls.
Thumbelina is kept around until 4 months when Ash gets bored of the dolly & goes back to being an award-winning presenter and internationally renowned DJ.
TNB lives out in the garden shed, being allowed in at 5am to deal with two children, bedtime and to lay out her pyjamas for her.
The new nanny gets a store room on the top floor that she gets to share with Alf.
DoctorFlocci
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All of this is the inevitable prelude to “Guys, we like Alf a lot but it’s just better all round if he’s brought up by his grandparents. I really don’t have the time as I work so hard and now that Thumbelina is here, I want to focus on her. We’ll still see him at Christmas & some weekends but it’s better this way.”
Ashley has rehomed 3 cats & a dog, I won’t be surprised if she rehomes Alf.
Ashley has rehomed 3 cats & a dog, I won’t be surprised if she rehomes Alf.
girl123467
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I cannot believe this women.
ahsley and I have a child exactly the same age born on the same day.
when my child is I'll.. every thing stop. Including work. No matter how much money I'm being paid.
He is taken to the doctors by me his own mother and he is looked after me until he is well again.
My mum friends are all the same.
I have never known a mother to work while their child is ill unless it is vital.
a Lego shop? Come on.
GrannyDayCare
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Oh dear lord, apparently she's hosting an event today in collaboration with the Home Office to tackle violence against women and children and she thinks it's appropriate to post a make up transformation ending with a sexy wink to camera. It's it just me or does anyone else think that's inappropriate/icky?
"The best thing was seeing Ash’s face when we found out the sex. For me, any situation was win-win, but I know how excited she was about the prospect of having a mini version of Ash in our lives."
What a dick. Imagine being excited for a girl because it’s the closest thing to you.
Hope thumbelina is a little shit
What a dick. Imagine being excited for a girl because it’s the closest thing to you.
Hope thumbelina is a little shit