Thanks for sorting the new thread out! I’m absolutely terrible and eeeeek, I got a mention!
we really can’t beat the wiki that was created like!
it’s on point.
thread 4 everyone!
stunning scenes
in a nutshell for any newbies (if you haven’t read the wiki link above)
Asher creates boring YouTube videos about her daily life like she’s some sort of kardashian
She claims to have found her soulmate in March after they spent 5 days banging each other in Miami. He goes by the name Charley, but for some bizarre reason she calls him Charrrrrr.
they’ve bought a house (or tattle speculates, he is buying the house, as his mum seems to have involvement in the firm and Asher is just tagging along)
don’t you dare question why they are buying a house so soon and not living together now thou because she’ll recite war and peace to you like she does everything in her sad, pathetic, dull life.
she told all of YouTube what the colour of her fanny lips are (classy) and that her and Charrrrr create sex tapes.
pies her beloved dog Bumper (who is only decent reason to follow her) off to anyone she can so she can go to Charrrr’s or abroad (Charrrrr won’t let him sleep in their room and is forced in a crate so usually Bumper stays at home now)
she regularly drink drinks (we’ve got proof)
she is 1/4 black but makes out she’s BLM movement advocate (went to one rally and took gram photos) but religiously uses nasal sprays (see photos on wiki) and sunbeds (car spotted outside on the regular)
advocates people speaking freely and openly but hates it when other girls do this so she blocks them and shames them all over insta (these girls are never malicious)
eye fucks herself at any given opportunity
took a free gym And nutrition plan off some Instagram PT in exchange for promotion and she totally pied it off to stalk Charrrr round the world and shag him while Guzzling tequila and eating shit food
regularly makes up stupid phrases for normal English words so she sounds
cool
thinks being called a ‘decent bit of kit’ is the same talk out of genuine soulmate
oh and let’s not forget, Charrrr has only JUST met her mum and gone to her home in Rhyl, even thou they move in together soon and been seeing each other since MARCH. Regularly pies her off on a weekend so he can go out with the lads
she also doesn’t wash her hair regularly, the minty bitch. She’s previously been on holidays for days at a time in humid countries and refused to wash her hair