Asher Mary-Lou
-Lives with her brother in their uncles house but claims she owns it
- 28 but acts like a 17yr old horny dog
- desperate to be a wife, literally to anyone. Determined to be wifed up by Feb 2023 ..watch out fellas. The latest one being "Charley" AKA Char
- has a dog...poor Bumper. Palms him off at any given opportunity whilst she goes and "influences"
- claims she's a strong black African mixed race woman..yet us tattlers know the truth thanks to realtan for posting and tagging her IG with the
spray she uses
tut tut ....not to mention the white pictures of her from her younger days and the sunbeds she cains
- got sacked.....oops I mean quit
her part part time job as a receptionist (lucky them!!) Claims her influencer lifestyle is just too busy for her
yeah okay Asher..
- has a shit orange BMW on finance
- has shit brand deals, one of which being with hair burst....do they not know she doesn't wash her hair
- has a body full of shitty quote tattoos that look like a child has drawn them
- has a serious eating disorder, calorie counts everything she puts into her mouth and feels the need to document this daily. Regardless of how it may be a trigger for some of her followers.
- never declares ads hence regular complaints to ASA
- bangs on about being natural and looking after her skin despite the fact she's had a nose job, botox, fillers (lips, jaw, chin) nothing quite natural about that!!!
- sells the gifted outfits she receives for an extortionate amount
- finally met her (third) soul mate by the name of Charrrr
can't stop videoing him and stroking him (despite him not once looking up from his phone)
- Regular visitor to her Tattle page, keep the Q&As coming daaaarling
Nicknames
asher mediocre lou
asher musty lou
asher moron lou
asher murky lou
Beggy mitchell
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Annoying Phrases
- ✨️ Stunning Scenes ✨️
- bruv
- immaculate vibes
- darlings
- Earth angels
Ashers daily routine
-eye fucking the camera 2,445,577 times a day
- random pic of bumper when she can be bothered to see him....
- stalks lauren .... (and Lauren's friends)
- goes out for food
- tequila
- occasional shitty ad that’s not noted as an ad
- drives all the way to Manchester to take a shitty picture of her eye fucking herself
- checks tattle to see whats being said about her
- films her and her (third) soulmate, doing absolutely fuck all ..🥱🥱🥱 bore off
How to make a complaint to ASA:
https://www.asa.org.uk/make-a-complaint.html
