So my cousin and I (both of us Asian) were in Marrakesh around the same time as fanny and firstly the trip confirmed what we had suspected for a while - the fake market out there is HUGE, not hidden away but in your face and some vendors have secret rooms but honestly the wares are out on display and whilst some fakes are average there are some really good quality ones; bags, rings, bracelets, shoes, belts - you name it and they have it. We are now absolutely convinced this is where all these shitfluencers stock up to stunt for the gram.
It turns out they were at the airport on the same day as us and it was my cousin who clocked gormless P whilst I was on my phone. When he passed us a second time he took a look at my cousin, not casual but deliberate.
We could hear fanny screeching as she was going on about designer sunglasses in the duty free shop and P was just going around the airport himself (also with his fake LV bag). Then we realised they were at our gate near boarding time and all fanny did was stay on her phone the entire time.
She sat a couple of rows behind us and P sat in a different row altogether, probably had enough of her shite by this point.
She really is a crusty munter in real life - she has bald patches and her skin is awful and I don’t say that to body shame but every inch of her is so filtered its insane, she is distinctly below average looking and looks pre-pubescent, and I know people don’t always look glamorous for travel but she just looked greasy and unkempt.
She was wearing the same clothes that she wore on her journey out and up close it looked like she had jumped into a pyjama bin, it was not a good look. She was also wearing the gucci chewbacca slider things on her feet (fake) Fendi bracelet (fake) Louis vuitton rucksack (fake) chanel bag (fake) inside her jacket.
Waiting to board and glued to her phone.
Waiting on the tarmac and glued to her phone.
I was up a few times to go to the toilet and I thought she was praying until my cousin pointed out that she was editing her photos the whole time!, and that when she obviously can’t be on her phone she will disable comments and then reactivate them later.
They got off the plane and it turns out P had made friends with the guy next to him who was a dick as well, as when P introduced him to fanny he was like a 9 year old and said oh its an honour to meet you...who the fuck says that to a random person who posts shite pics on a website?! mate you’re a grown adult man you need your head examined, we think that they cadged a lift of the mug and frankly serves him right for being a suck arse nonce.
Fanny obviously posted pics from the spice market near the square, and that’s where all the bags and fakes are and she didn’t post any of that, obviously we took photos of stuff for the novelty factor because where else can you get a chanel tote for 40 quid! so we reckon that give it a few weeks and she will magically acquire a new designer purchase.
Sidenote, P likes looking at gals, I’m sure many guys do but at your age I would have thought you could learn to be subtle, for goodness sake don’t make it obvious mate and he really is no oil painting either.
Memorable moment - Fanny decided to order food on the plane then the moron decides to put her hood up so the air hostesses can’t figure out who the sandwich is for. After a bit fanny pipes up in her pip-squeak voice ‘ excuse me I ordered a chicken sandwich?’
Newsflash fanny, ryanair do not serve halal chicken you dipshit!
And honestly we had a great holiday, going abroad after so long was so good. What we did realise is that so many partners/husbands/boyfriends were taking so many pics of their other half and I mean lots of pics and then lots of poses, whatever happened to just candid snaps and enjoying the moment?
A lovely gentleman kindly took photos of us in Jardin Majorelle (we didn't get any together) and in return I offered to take his and he showed me the wide angle feature on the phone for his photo, so I learned a new thing but it isnt something we have ever been into or aware of...our pics tend to be of nature and architecture etc and just a photo for the sake of it and not styled for the gram.
Thats how fanny makes herself look taller than her 4ft 8 self
And with any luck she'll have bought him a new pair of fake Gucci trainers from there too.
. She's a state and tries to say her man's punching cos he's with her with those fucking minging sandals 
maybe he works PT if his family have money. 