I listened to this silly twat's latest podcast episode on 2x speed as that's the only way I could stand it.
Anna invites her BESTIE onto her podcast only so she can have the BESTIIIEEEEE feed her prompts to talk about how phenomenal she is.
It's the bestie treatment hour!!!! Where Katy and Scamma get high on Scamma's farts together!!!
On procreation-
Ew, besties trying for babies together. WTF.
Scamma purposely did not have babies with her ex-husband because she just "knew".
Bestie bestie bestie bestie
She's written letters to her imaginary non-existent future babies. And she thinks she actually talks to them.
Katlyn BESTIE isn't allowed to conceive yet because Anna apparently isn't trying. Cool.... Cool cool cool. That's normal.
Babies choose when you get knocked up.
A mother has a daughter to be her best friend for life and a mother has a son so she can learn what true love is. The narc's guide to motherhood.
There's some other question here that I honestly could not care less about...
On the "Haterzzzzzz"-
Scamma is suing all the evil assholes that talk about her online.
No anonymity on the internet, Scamma is just far too clever for that.
Haha! Defamation case or name and shame. Lol, alright.
Oooooo she's warning us.
DFV- she gets stopped on the street to disclose to her so she has to fix their situations for them. ????
Bestie bestie bestie bestie
Scamma is fighting the DFV right nationally, we should all be grateful that she cares now about this issue (now that allegedly it affects her as an adult). She has arrived now, she's here to save the day. No one has ever cared about this or understood this issue before.
On her childhood abuse -
Not her parents' fault at all apparently. She blames herself as a child. And.... Still thinks this is correct? ?????
This question is beautiful for some reason???? Bestie!!
She makes no god damn sense.
Something about drinking poison and finding a wound to heal
On the minimum sex required for Scamma -
Bestie!!! You are the COOLEST to jump from CSA to my adult horniness!!
I don't "KPI it", but if you're not horny you're not healthy. If you've had a baby, you don't count, not included.
We fuck like rabbits tho, me and chompers.
Bestie!!!! You were sitting in our living room and listening to us bang last week weren't you?? We're so cool.
Chompers fucks her so much she needs ice packs and priests apparently. Mmmk. Gross.
A woman's power is her yoni.
Scamma is such a wonder woman that she already knows that she will be just a hot for her knucklehead after a baby pops out of her yoni. Don't worry lovesth. (Oh good, I was SO worried about how horny Scamma will be after her spirit babies pop out of her Lazer pussy)
Masculine, feminine (used as nouns obviously) king, energy, body work.... Blah blah blah. *Yawn*
Bestie bestie bestie!!!
On bravery - (lol, why?)
Anna is so brave.
Just sooooooooooo brave
Very brave
The best and bravest there ever was.
BESTIE!!!!
Oh, she also invents some other woman who "discloses" DFV to her and if COURSE Anna is just sooooooo amazing because of this imaginary situation.
On showing up daily during convid even though DV-
Well, she is simply the best and bravest and smartest and horniest woman there ever was. Obviously, isn't this what she has been saying for the last hour?
Last question Scamma rambles about network marketing.
Of note- she thinks she's in the fashion industry now
Finished off with promising to continue this bullshit every week.
You're welcome, I regret my choice to listen and summarise
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