So laydeez, it's Sunday and we haven't heard much from Banana this week, which is strange considering it was her birthday. No pics of restaurant menus, no pics of flowers that she her Average Joe husband supposedly bought for her, nothing. I can only assume that she's been busy escorting this week...
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I am convinced that this is the actual state of wherever Aija's living (filthy pillows and all!).
Remember when Anna Bey was talking about having a second post-pandemic wedding ceremony in Lebanon, because Lebanese weddings are so “over the top and fun”. Where is that wedding and where is that husband?
Extra! Extra! Elegance guru Anna Bey and billionaire banker Joseph Hallit married in extravagant Lebanese wedding! Read all about it!
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just like Wannabey's big wedding - couldn't be foundIn today's video Anna Bey is very kindly offering to show us flat shoes that elegant laaaadiezzz never wear, and this time she's even going to show us what to wear instead. Looking forward to the granny shoes collection for her geriatric escort looks
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I was going to propose a drinking game where we all take a drink every time she says "pancake foot" or "it CUTS OFF the leg." But I don't want to be responsible for anyone's death from alcohol poisoning
10 Flat Shoes Eleghunt Ladies NEVER Wear!
Are you a masochist? Or do you just need something to send you to sleep? Then you've clicked on the right video! If you just can't find that perfect eleghunt shoe that doesn't have a 10-inch heel, Anna's got some tips for you! Remember, recycling is good for the environment.
1. "Dad sandals" - she admits they're comfortable, but who cares? What's far more important is that men don't like them! Totes not staged appearance from Teddy to bring in views; he just happened to wander into the shot, honest! Anna suggests you instead wear a block-heel slingback. She shows off an example from Zara, but she's cut off the ankle strap to "open up the foot." Why not just buy a shoe without it?
2. "Chain detailing" - Anna thinks it looks cheap, and demonstrates by cutting the chain off the shoe. She suggests ballet flats with bow decoration instead. Again, why not buy a shoe you actually like, rather than just chopping bits off?
3. "Chunky slides" - Anna's least favourite examples are those that come with huge plastic chains; or chunky plastic flipflops. She says the latter should be worn only for cleaning, and shows a horribly done edit of her head superimposed on a woman mopping the floor. So what should you wear instead? Buy these $725 Aquazzura sparkly flats!
4. "Gladiator sandals" - She says "is this a shoe for bondage or something else?" complete with spanking sound effects. What's wrong with them? You guessed it? CUT OFF THE LEG and cause PANCAKE FOOT. Projecting like an IMAX as always, she assumes everyone's feet are just as flat and wide as hers. Instead, wear Hermes Oran sandals or a Zara knock-off, Zara is back in favour this week
Plug for The Eleghunt Stylist. Quote: "I really wanna learn you the tools and the mindset"
5. "Bad animal print" - she can't quite articulate why she doesn't like this, but settles for saying it looks "too artificial." Well quite, Anna. Even in Russia where animal pelts are de rigueur, you usually see ladies in a mink coat, not real leopardskin sandals. She advises plain loafers instead. OK, but that achieves the complete opposite of the look you're going for
6. "Fisherman sandals" or as she calls them "man-repeller shoes." She admits that attracting men is not the be-all and end-all of life; but basically says that if you're a woman, it is your duty to make sure men find your shoes pleasing. Instead of these MAN-REPELLERS, wear sandals with simple ankle straps. Anna still hates ankle straps but admits they are useful for actually keeping the shoe on your foot.
7. "Running shoes", which should be worn for the gym or sports. They are TOTALLY DIFFERENT from sneakers, which are for looking classy. She recommends you buy her favourite Gucci sneakers. Or if you're a Poor, try a plain white, very boring, Superga platform sneaker. You'll be relieved to know Anna says it is OK to wear sneakers with a dress or skirt.
8. "'Yeezy'-style sliders" - she fails to pronounce Yeezy about six times and then cuts herself off for swearing. LOL! She thinks these shoes are what an alien would wear, again illustrated with a very childish photo edit. Anna suggests you wear a perforated woven leather ballet flat, which even she admits can make you look "a little bit like a grandma." My grandmother is 84 years of age and a loyal Daily Express reader. Even she would throw these in the bin!
9. "Closed toe clogs" - the "sister" of the dread Birkenstock. Instead, wear these $850 Gucci mules. Anna has so kindly put these undisclosed affiliate links in the description so you, too, can buy them!
10. "Retro flat shoes" - A pair of rather tacky loafers that Anna thinks Michael Jackson would have worn. Instead, go for ballet flats. Again!
She says her next video will also be about shoes. Which means it won't, and we can finally have a break.
What have we learned from this video? Nothing that wasn't in the many many different versions of it she's released before. Although maybe she could make a little extra cash as a domme, and whip people whilst yelling "HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU NOT TO WEAR GLADIATOR SANDALS? PANCAKE FOOT! PANCAKE FOOT! CUT OFF THE LEG!"
Are you a masochist? Or do you just need something to send you to sleep? Then you've clicked on the right video! If you just can't find that perfect eleghunt shoe that doesn't have a 10-inch heel, Anna's got some tips for you! Remember, recycling is good for the environment.
1. "Dad sandals" - she admits they're comfortable, but who cares? What's far more important is that men don't like them! Totes not staged appearance from Teddy to bring in views; he just happened to wander into the shot, honest! Anna suggests you instead wear a block-heel slingback. She shows off an example from Zara, but she's cut off the ankle strap to "open up the foot." Why not just buy a shoe without it?
2. "Chain detailing" - Anna thinks it looks cheap, and demonstrates by cutting the chain off the shoe. She suggests ballet flats with bow decoration instead. Again, why not buy a shoe you actually like, rather than just chopping bits off?
3. "Chunky slides" - Anna's least favourite examples are those that come with huge plastic chains; or chunky plastic flipflops. She says the latter should be worn only for cleaning, and shows a horribly done edit of her head superimposed on a woman mopping the floor. So what should you wear instead? Buy these $725 Aquazzura sparkly flats!
4. "Gladiator sandals" - She says "is this a shoe for bondage or something else?" complete with spanking sound effects. What's wrong with them? You guessed it? CUT OFF THE LEG and cause PANCAKE FOOT. Projecting like an IMAX as always, she assumes everyone's feet are just as flat and wide as hers. Instead, wear Hermes Oran sandals or a Zara knock-off, Zara is back in favour this week
Plug for The Eleghunt Stylist. Quote: "I really wanna learn you the tools and the mindset"
5. "Bad animal print" - she can't quite articulate why she doesn't like this, but settles for saying it looks "too artificial." Well quite, Anna. Even in Russia where animal pelts are de rigueur, you usually see ladies in a mink coat, not real leopardskin sandals. She advises plain loafers instead. OK, but that achieves the complete opposite of the look you're going for
6. "Fisherman sandals" or as she calls them "man-repeller shoes." She admits that attracting men is not the be-all and end-all of life; but basically says that if you're a woman, it is your duty to make sure men find your shoes pleasing. Instead of these MAN-REPELLERS, wear sandals with simple ankle straps. Anna still hates ankle straps but admits they are useful for actually keeping the shoe on your foot.
7. "Running shoes", which should be worn for the gym or sports. They are TOTALLY DIFFERENT from sneakers, which are for looking classy. She recommends you buy her favourite Gucci sneakers. Or if you're a Poor, try a plain white, very boring, Superga platform sneaker. You'll be relieved to know Anna says it is OK to wear sneakers with a dress or skirt.
8. "'Yeezy'-style sliders" - she fails to pronounce Yeezy about six times and then cuts herself off for swearing. LOL! She thinks these shoes are what an alien would wear, again illustrated with a very childish photo edit. Anna suggests you wear a perforated woven leather ballet flat, which even she admits can make you look "a little bit like a grandma." My grandmother is 84 years of age and a loyal Daily Express reader. Even she would throw these in the bin!
9. "Closed toe clogs" - the "sister" of the dread Birkenstock. Instead, wear these $850 Gucci mules. Anna has so kindly put these undisclosed affiliate links in the description so you, too, can buy them!
10. "Retro flat shoes" - A pair of rather tacky loafers that Anna thinks Michael Jackson would have worn. Instead, go for ballet flats. Again!
She says her next video will also be about shoes. Which means it won't, and we can finally have a break.
What have we learned from this video? Nothing that wasn't in the many many different versions of it she's released before. Although maybe she could make a little extra cash as a domme, and whip people whilst yelling "HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU NOT TO WEAR GLADIATOR SANDALS? PANCAKE FOOT! PANCAKE FOOT! CUT OFF THE LEG!"
Is it just me or she cannot pronounce the word 'accessories'??? Assessories? WTF? I am a foreigner but for the love of Christ? Fashion expert that cannot pronounce the basic fashion related words!
Yes, I was just going to write that! She absolutely mispronounces the word and she does that REPEATEDLY. Cannot she hear how awful that sounds? I had to go and watch the video just to see what the strap cutting craziness was about - I can't believe she really cuts off bits of the shoes! I mean, what the hell? That is what I did as a teenager when I wanted my sandals to look more sexy - but I had limited pocket money back then so I had to make do with whatever was available. As a grown woman I'd never 'alter' my shoes in such a way and would rather buy the type I really want. Aija has some destructive streak in her, now she's cutting part of shoes....in the past she cut up her luggage open. What's wrong with this woman?
The one time she's actually right is in the last pic 
She's not "the boring kind" but "the broke kind" now
She's not "the boring kind" but "the broke kind" now
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Plus, I find it really hilarious that she's pretending that she doesn't understand bondage (she mentions it with the gladiator shoes). For Gods' sake, Aija, you are an escort! You are a seasoned prostitute who must have seen it all! So stop acting like a virgin nun! I bet bondage and stuff is on your escorting menu as well.
And as usual, Banana contradicts herself once again; she cuts off the gold detailing from the beige loafers but LEAVES the gold detailing on the Gucci mules. Make up your mind, Aija. Is the gold detailing tacky as you say, or is it OK? How can you contradict yourself so much in one video is beyond me.
And as usual, Banana contradicts herself once again; she cuts off the gold detailing from the beige loafers but LEAVES the gold detailing on the Gucci mules. Make up your mind, Aija. Is the gold detailing tacky as you say, or is it OK? How can you contradict yourself so much in one video is beyond me.
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"New projects and topics" translation: latest grift ain't working so let's switch it up again
All recycled pictures again... These ones we've seen them 1,000 times!The one time she's actually right is in the last pic
She's not "the boring kind" but "the broke kind" now
@witchofwestbyfleet thank you for the recap
Disagree. Anna is, if nothing else, incredibly narrow-minded with little interest in expanding her knowledge or world view. She possibly doesn't have much of an understanding of bondage, or even any experience for that matter. Not all escorts accommodate kinks and fetishes. Indeed, it is quite usual for escorts to specialise and have limited offerings - Anna is 100% a vanilla GFE escort.
OK, but I would have thought that since she's been in the business for such a long time, she must have come across such requests. Maybe now she's in a position to pick and choose her clients but I struggle to believe that at least in the early days she wouldn't have 'seen and done stuff' so to speak. I mean, I myself came across some rather kinky guys in my dating years (and I was just dating a handful of men, not escorting) so I would think that it's more common than we think. After all, why would a guy hire an escort? Especially if he's married? Probably because he wants to try something new that his wife wouldn't agree with.
Also, the focus on granny dressing makes me think that the the more conservative she's trying to be, the more she's trying to get away from (in terms of her experience).
I do agree, though, that Aija is narrow minded and that she doesn't seem to have a deeper knowledge of almost anything (not fashion or elegance either tbh), I think she would deviate from her narrow-mindedness in the past only because of money.
It is possible to not offer services such as bondage or even deal with requests for it, if you make it clear at the outset this is not on offer. The days of escorts having to offer all services and saying yes to anything asked of them is long gone. (Although sadly, this is discounting anyone who is trafficked).
So, if Anna worked through an agency, then no, she probably would not have had to deal with such requests although to be fair, even working as an independent, you can be very clear in what you offer and decline requests for services not offered or things you don't want to get involved with.
As for why guys hired escorts if they're married, well, you might be surprised that for many, it's not really about the sex, it's about having someone to talk to, to take an interest in you and listen to you. For some men, it's about a connection. In marriage, emotional intimacy can be lost. This article sums up well my own experiences as a high class companion. That said, for other men, of course it's about sex and nothing but sex, but I would be surprised if Anna has any of these kinds of clients or even markets herself to them. Given her way of dressing, that's not going to attract the men looking for purely sexual services.
You're reading way too much into how Anna dresses, and besides, many hookers don't dress in a particularly flashy way. I have no doubt Anna is dressing in the way she does not to distance herself from escorting, but from her self-proclaimed tacky past as a topless dancer. Unfortunately, her efforts to look conservative and elegant are dull and make her look older than her years. This is because she doesn't understand the principles or even the people she is trying to emulate.
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Given Anna is a public figure, I would be surprised if she is openly advertising. She has possibly retained some clients and uses an intermediary, be it a pimp or a Madam to find her work. Because she does have a media profile, she can charge a higher rate for her time, as well as having a minimal service list.
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I think you're right, she has an intermediary - remember her trip to London in 2021 and there was a woman briefly featured on her Insta, who was seemingly the one getting her into a few clubs?
Imagine being one of her clients though - you pay a little extra because she's an internet personality and then go to her YouTube and it's "LAYDEEZ! DON'T DO MISTAKES AND WEAR PANCAKE FOOT SHOE! DON'T DO THE ROBOCOP AT A TABLE! AKSHESCHARIES!"
Interesting. I was an escort for a couple of years, ten years ago. Odd fetish request, but it isn’t really that popular. Married men just want somebody different, somebody younger usually, but if travelling they will want an older women who is more discrete! The bondage stuff is a completely different scene. And if requested, Bondage etc more likely to be the request of young drunken men than an older middle class man.
In the very early threads it was discussed Anna disgust for sex (she talked about it on her blog), I'm not surprised she wouldn't be familiar with bondage - she wouldn't have even googled it
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