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I was thinking this! It’s so nice she can do that for her daughter but ultimately what if Aster does fall in love with a lovely povvo man/woman in the future and they can’t get her 100 presents?
I don’t think Amelia would allow it
That family are hugely money and material orientated. She posts the living room at Christmas and literally every inch of carpet is covered with gifts, stacked high. Possessions are incredibly important to her.
Her "book reviews " are so embarrassing. it's blatantly obvious that she only likes things she relates to i.e. realistic stuff about relationships or motherhood. Anything else, or anything that actually has a plot and it's weird/boring etc. Complete lack of imagination. I cringe for her every time i see a book on her stories cos I KNOW what she has to say will be bad lol
Loool yes I think this too. Obviously everyone is entitled to their view but everytime a she reads a literary fiction book that has been well received she’s like ‘I didn’t get why it was so popular?’ Which is fine, but it’s funny that someone who studied lit at uni has such basic ideas of what a good book should be.
I didn’t know she studied lit. Anyone know where she went?
She went to Royal Holloway!
Just saw her book review stories and bold of her to criticise one book for the language being simple and then hype up a book which has this paragraph which I would also say is “simple” language?
She can’t complain about simple language, her favourite word is Like. It’s in nearly in every sentence she writes.
I cannot fathom a bedroom less restful than that monstrosity
she has to be trolling us at this point, surely?
Omg the way I went RUNNING to instagram. I missed ameliaperrinhome content so much!!! Honestly horrendous, the opposite of good taste, so glad we’re back huns.
It's literally not 80s or disco in any way, tf is she on about? Has she ever seen a single reference point for 80s or disco (also: not the same thing!) aesthetic?
Any screenshots please?
Gone now, but just imagine her usual bland all-cream-everything aesthetic, except with one wall papered in this (£160 a roll) Dalmatian-print wallpaper:
Tottenham Dalmatian by Poodle & Blonde - Cocoa - Wallpaper : Wallpaper Direct
A versatile take on animal print inspired by the distinctive spots of a Dalmatian dog. The smudged spots are scattered and non-homogeneous, but take a step back to admire the design and you will notice a contemporary striped pattern. Shown here in the Cocoa colourway with a chocolate brown print.
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It’s very B&M ‘hun-esque’ even though it’s expensive as hell 
Black mould aestheticGone now, but just imagine her usual bland all-cream-everything aesthetic, except with one wall papered in this (£160 a roll) Dalmatian-print wallpaper:
Tottenham Dalmatian by Poodle & Blonde - Cocoa - Wallpaper : Wallpaper Direct
A versatile take on animal print inspired by the distinctive spots of a Dalmatian dog. The smudged spots are scattered and non-homogeneous, but take a step back to admire the design and you will notice a contemporary striped pattern. Shown here in the Cocoa colourway with a chocolate brown print.
It looks like there are loads of cockroaches on it, so weirdBlack mould aesthetic
Imagine trying to get into a restaurant and these two idiots are cavorting outside
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Her latest pic is so hilariously edited. Where did your kneecaps go Amelia? Why is your front foot blurry and glowing?
She is so pale. Like, Elizabeth I pale.