Alyssa Lenore

[mangoepeach]

Lenore starter pack: Oversized beige coat, scratched Hermes bag, sunglasses at the tip of her nose and greasy hair

I don’t understand why some people don’t just tie their hair up or… wash it? Certain hair types like straight and/or fine benefit from frequent washing whereas curly hair needs the opposite.

 

[deadgirlinside]

Lenore starter pack: Oversized beige coat, scratched Hermes bag, sunglasses at the tip of her nose and greasy hair

I don’t understand why some people don’t just tie their hair up or… wash it? Certain hair types like straight and/or fine benefit from frequent washing whereas curly hair needs the opposite.

Filipina hair like mine are notoriously greasy tbh. I shampoo my hair almost everyday, and dry shampoo is tit against my hair.

The fact that she completely bypasses an integral part of hygiene completely turns me off.

 

[bichonmama]

Dry shampoo is cheap but our rich gworl cannot afford or even go for a blow dry

Can she also hold her dog properly? Support him in the butt, I swear to god she’s just using this dog as an accessory

 

[bahama-mama]

Filipina hair like mine are notoriously greasy tbh. I shampoo my hair almost everyday, and dry shampoo is tit against my hair.

The fact that she completely bypasses an integral part of hygiene completely turns me off.

Maybe she doesn’t want to shower because her shower smells like dog pee/poop?

 

[VP080810]

So let me get this straight...her old couch that was gifted to her from West Elm she SOLD to Marco’s cousin and then replaced it with ANOTHER gifted West Elm couch? What a greedy little thing.

 

[y0ass]

So let me get this straight...her old couch that was gifted to her from West Elm she SOLD to Marco’s cousin and then replaced it with ANOTHER gifted West Elm couch? What a greedy little thing.

She sold to marco's cousin? Yikes she's nickel and diming a family member?

 

[VP080810]

She sold to marco's cousin? Yikes she's nickel and diming a family member?

Yep! She mentions it a minute or so into her new video.
Also...WHY did her and Marco choose to live in Woodbridge, NJ when she is constantly going into the city?? I’m just outside Manhattan in Bergen County which can mean anywhere from a 15 minute train ride to a 10 - 20 minute bus ride and the idea of going into the city socially like that all the time exhausts me. Her rountrip commute is easily at least 2 hours if you also factor in the trip to/from the train stations both in NJ and in NYC without any delays.

 

[bahama-mama]

Yep! She mentions it a minute or so into her new video.
Also...WHY did her and Marco choose to live in Woodbridge, NJ when she is constantly going into the city?? I’m just outside Manhattan in Bergen County which can mean anywhere from a 15 minute train ride to a 10 - 20 minute bus ride and the idea of going into the city socially like that all the time exhausts me. Her rountrip commute is easily at least 2 hours if you also factor in the trip to/from the train stations both in NJ and in NYC without any delays.

I’m assuming cost. They wanted to buy, and must’ve looked around and Woodbridge is what they could afford.

In reality, she probably goes into NYC 2x month. It seems like more because it’s so much of her content, but she MILKS each trip. It’s always multiple videos for one boring trip.

 

[cowsgomoo]

Yep! She mentions it a minute or so into her new video.
Also...WHY did her and Marco choose to live in Woodbridge, NJ when she is constantly going into the city?? I’m just outside Manhattan in Bergen County which can mean anywhere from a 15 minute train ride to a 10 - 20 minute bus ride and the idea of going into the city socially like that all the time exhausts me. Her rountrip commute is easily at least 2 hours if you also factor in the trip to/from the train stations both in NJ and in NYC without any delays.

Because she couldn't afford 5% down any closer to the city

No shade to anyone else, I can't either, but I'm also not buying 5 Hermes bags a year

Also, I'm the hobbyist photographer that posts about Lazy Lenore's camerawork here, and piping in again about her complaining about her camera and using that as an excuse for why she's not filming There are 20-year-olds who are making better content with their phones and cheap cameras, Alyssa. Stop making excuses.

 

[y0ass]

People using iphones can produce better content than her with her latest expensive camera and paying for apple iphone rental program

 

[pluspotins]

What happened to Lazy Lenore’s Leica camera?

 

[y0ass]

So well trained he pees and poops in the washroom bc lazy alyssa lenore is too lazy imagine her as a mom she'd cry a lot too bc she's gets overwhelmed easy wade being a menace ruins her regular napping and kdrama sched

 

[tattlylife]

Oh she'd be a terrible mom. She'd be one of those influencers who make a separate account for the kid just to get freebies.

 

[Anne1448]

There is no way that Marco and Alysaa can afford to buy a bigger house.

First of all, they only put 5% down to buy their current home while still living at home with their parents. There is no way that they have more savings now that they have to pay for everything themselves.

Also, Alyssa is drowning in debts and lives off freebies. Which is another indicator that their household isn't doing great.

If they want to buy a bigger home Alyssa would have to sell almost all her designer items and drastically downgrade their lifestyle. Which we all know she'll never do.

They are doomed.

 

[theonlurker]

There is no way that Marco and Alysaa can afford to buy a bigger house.

First of all, they only put 5% down to buy their current home while still living at home with their parents. There is no way that they have more savings now that they have to pay for everything themselves.

Also, Alyssa is drowning in debts and lives off freebies. Which is another indicator that their household isn't doing great.

If they want to buy a bigger home Alyssa would have to sell almost all her designer items and drastically downgrade their lifestyle. Which we all know she'll never do.

They are doomed.

I looked more into it…the house they have now was previously owned by a family member. So I presume the family member secured it to them so that they dont have to go through the bidding and the house stays within the family.

So well trained he pees and poops in the washroom bc lazy alyssa lenore is too lazy imagine her as a mom she'd cry a lot too bc she's gets overwhelmed easy wade being a menace ruins her regular napping and kdrama sched

Still thinking about how she potty trained her dog…so nasty. She has a backyard that her fiance goes to bc he works on his car, how hard is it to open the door and train him to poop/pee outside??? YET she takes the time to taking him out to the city for content and tit makes no sense

 

[y0ass]

I looked more into it…the house they have now was previously owned by a family member. So I presume the family member secured it to them so that they dont have to go through the bidding and the house stays within the family.

Say what!!! Owned by a fam member... yet here's alyssa sold her free couch to marco's family member

 

[pluspotins]

I looked more into it…the house they have now was previously owned by a family member. So I presume the family member secured it to them so that they dont have to go through the bidding and the house stays within the family.

This gets more interesting. Family member on her’s or Marco’s side?
I can just imagine that she never wanted to move to this neighborhood but didn’t have much of a choice obviously. (note: nothing wrong with her neighborhood at all …. but it just does not go along with their lifestyle - leased luxury cars, Hermezzz, etc ….)
She keeps on going to those unrealistic gazillion dollar listing real estate sites. She is very miserable and dissatisfied on her living conditions.

 

[Glacier Bay]

Maybe Zillow or Redfin will gift her a house if she promotes them really hard.

 

[pluspotins]

Maybe Zillow or Redfin will gift her a house if she promotes them really hard.

… and she brings a cup of coffee to the real estate rep

 

[theonlurker]

This gets more interesting. Family member on her’s or Marco’s side?
I can just imagine that she never wanted to move to this neighborhood but didn’t have much of a choice obviously. (note: nothing wrong with her neighborhood at all …. but it just does not go along with their lifestyle - leased luxury cars, Hermezzz, etc ….)
She keeps on going to those unrealistic gazillion dollar listing real estate sites. She is very miserable and dissatisfied on her living conditions.

iirc it was Marco's side because of the last name but i didnt look into much of it. I just find it interesting because they would not have gotten that house if it was from a different owner plus that low downpayment would not even get them a viewing...