Only if the jump rope was made by Hermes
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I think Alyssa as an influencer steered away from her true self and true style and gone into a path where having the most “it” bags can make you high up in the ranks or have the potential to bring you more points basically. Sadly she doesn’t fit into the Hermes lifestyle, & she thinks that obtaining more of it can reach her there. There are a ton of handbags that are as beautiful and just as high quality. Sadly she has no flavor, she’s as basic as she’ll ever be lol
She’ll definitely let us know that she got that Hermez jump rope lolOnly if the jump rope was made by Hermes
What Christine did is exactly what Alyssa should have done.
She mentioned having student loans. Yet her Birkins could pay a huge chunk of it.
She mentioned not being able to pay for her guests for her wedding. Yet she can travel all over the world in 5* hotels every couple months.
I bet the ten/hundred million dollar listing estate home owners she is zillowing, redfining, truliaing don’t even own or yearn for as many Hermes pieces as she has.
Here I was thinking that Alyssa The Street Sweeper Lenore made Hermes look cheap but I just saw Tammy Hembrow (if you’re Aussie, you know 
) has one now that brand is pure trash to me haha looks so good paired with her #kindlygifted ill-fitting fast fashions
But props to Tammy, I am honestly surprised she even knew how to spell Birkin
) has one now that brand is pure trash to me haha looks so good paired with her #kindlygifted ill-fitting fast fashions But props to Tammy, I am honestly surprised she even knew how to spell Birkin
Can we give Alyssa bad testimonials cause I honestly think she doesn’t deserve being in the Sephora squad. She literally has no style and her make up is mediocre af lol
cause I honestly think she doesn’t deserve being in the Sephora squad. She literally has no style and her make up is mediocre af lolHaha! I don’t think brands care about who they associate with anymore. If you have over 50K followers, you’ll get sponsored. It’s all about pushing dat product.Can we give Alyssa bad testimonials
And now she's wishing she can afford a $25M mansion, in Alpine NJ. She also manifests higher ceilings in their next house. She's totally off the charts, y'all.
Has she ever shown her makeup / beauty routine before? I feel like a while ago she's mentioned some products while cleaning her bathroom lol, but otherwise beauty =/= alyssa in the influencer space. Sephora would be a random off-brand sponsorship to me, but I think you guys are right – Sephora / other brands will accept any influencer over 50k followers haha
She has done a makeup “routine” video on YT but it was sponsored by Shiseido lol.
From that video her routine in a nutshell is: foundation, bronzer, mascara and lip balm. And from what I’ve seen she uses the same products all the time and never really branches out.
You don’t have to do a full face glam everyday but there’s definitely better influencers to partner with in the beauty space.
Also speaking of beauty, she did a story of her skincare routine a while back and it was quite literally: 1. Wash face with scrub, 2. Finish with two drops of serum. That’s it.
I cringed seeing her do that because influencers often times promote damaging skincare practices. She definitely has good skin genetics because scrub + no moisturiser would seriously give anyone else a damaged barrier.
I cringed seeing her do that because influencers often times promote damaging skincare practices. She definitely has good skin genetics because scrub + no moisturiser would seriously give anyone else a damaged barrier.
So much to say today about Ms. Lenore.
So much Asian pride and so very frustrated with Asians still being targeted. Violent attacks on the daily and yet Alyssa uses her FRAIL ASIAN MOTHER to #spon content to “gift” her a Hermes bag. It’s like putting a target on her back.
And the story re finally doing a bag collection video - “Only 8 bags from my last collection video are still in my collection lol”. Yes, Alyssa, lol. You are a lol personified. You claimed every bag in the last collection video as a must have, you just loved each one oh so much, clicks those links fam, thanks to my #sponsors for gifting me, etc. Now it’s a collection of Hermes bags that you trot into NYC 4x each month.
No one has ever thought Alyssa was one with brains or class, but the above mentioned examples solidify it making her and Marco - also not the brightest - a match made in Heaven.
So much Asian pride and so very frustrated with Asians still being targeted. Violent attacks on the daily and yet Alyssa uses her FRAIL ASIAN MOTHER to #spon content to “gift” her a Hermes bag. It’s like putting a target on her back.
And the story re finally doing a bag collection video - “Only 8 bags from my last collection video are still in my collection lol”. Yes, Alyssa, lol. You are a lol personified. You claimed every bag in the last collection video as a must have, you just loved each one oh so much, clicks those links fam, thanks to my #sponsors for gifting me, etc. Now it’s a collection of Hermes bags that you trot into NYC 4x each month.
No one has ever thought Alyssa was one with brains or class, but the above mentioned examples solidify it making her and Marco - also not the brightest - a match made in Heaven.
Has anyone listened to her podcast with Fohr Ground from 2019? I subjected to listen to 15 minutes of it and lord she sounds so vapid that the interviewer was struggling to get good answers out of her 
A great excerpt is her comments on when she realised she could be an influencer full time was after college, she was sent to a #spon trip to an Italian winery with Marco. She basically said she would rather travel the world for free than put her degree to use lol.
A great excerpt is her comments on when she realised she could be an influencer full time was after college, she was sent to a #spon trip to an Italian winery with Marco. She basically said she would rather travel the world for free than put her degree to use lol.
Her wedding preparations are the most secretive I've seen from influencers. I think wedding planning is a wonderful content idea, and the fact she's dead set on having the wedding in Italy in a few months without sharing it with her audience is the worst thing you can do. I mean, it's okay to be secretive about it, but she has a whole wedding highlight on her IG.
WTF is her thinking? Her audience engagement is down the drain, and her secrecy to her wedding will even plummet those numbers even lower.
She's not Ariana Grande nor Taylor Swift to be able to generate traffic and break through the internet by having a secret wedding and releasing it to the media days later. She's technically a nobody to begin with.
This wedding is starting to feel like an excuse to shop for impractical designer pieces. All she’s shown is the material aspect and nothing else, it genuinely seems like she doesn’t care as long as she can get her Hermes bag and manolos which you know she’ll only wear once.
You're absolutely right. I dread her marriage to Marco, but he's enabled most of this crazy spending habits.
I’m looking forward to her wedding dress choice 
I have a feeling it’s going to be an oversized linen sundress with a Hermes belt (as per tradition). Or a couture Dior-esque structured gown that she can’t pull off.
Plus those Manolos, I can tell she’s just going to look super gaudy and stuffy.
I have a feeling it’s going to be an oversized linen sundress with a Hermes belt (as per tradition). Or a couture Dior-esque structured gown that she can’t pull off.
Plus those Manolos, I can tell she’s just going to look super gaudy and stuffy.
this one…I’m looking forward to her wedding dress choice
I have a feeling it’s going to be an oversized linen sundress with a Hermes belt (as per tradition). Or a couture Dior-esque structured gown that she can’t pull off.
Plus those Manolos, I can tell she’s just going to look super gaudy and stuffy.
or this..
I have a feeling she wanted some couture designers like Reem Acra, Naeem Khan, Monique Lhullier, or those found at Kleinfeld (Im a big fan of say yes to the dress).I’m looking forward to her wedding dress choice
I have a feeling it’s going to be an oversized linen sundress with a Hermes belt (as per tradition). Or a couture Dior-esque structured gown that she can’t pull off.
Plus those Manolos, I can tell she’s just going to look super gaudy and stuffy.
But she can't afford it. I know Galia Lahav does free dresses for influencers.
I'm thinking something like this is what she will wear, minus the belt. Belts on wedding dresses are so 80s.
She clearly got another FarFetch code to be able to “purchase” her new wedding shoes. Remember the weird patent white ones she “purchased” w her last voucher that were just “So perfect!” and just sold because the size wasn’t right (read: she changed her mind and wanted another color). Alyssa is tacky. No matter how “photo posh” the wedding, she’s marrying a man child with a career that will never = a posh life. Keep up the therapy, girl. You’re going to need it.
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