Alyssa Lenore

[bichonmama]

I wonder if she uses the business expense write off as an excuse to fuel her shopping addiction

Oh I don’t doubt it.

 

[lurkingin94123]

View attachment 1409457The glasses whyyyy

She looks so stupid.

 

[Anne1448]

Damn!

They went straight for the jugular

 

[lurker102]

I also remember when she wanted to sell her LV carryon she purchased and she said something along the lines of "We like to travel economy." If you have enough income to purchase multiple Hermes bags, the last thing you should be worried about is justifying "liking" to travel economy. I mean come on. You just sound silly at that point.

If she is not lazy, she could have used miles points to fly business.

 

[deadgirlinside]

I clicked on it hoping her stack might be interesting, but goddamn this reeks of pinterest.

 

[bahama-mama]

She probably had Marco pay for it He's the only who has a real job.

Marco doesn’t make a lot of money. He’s a project manager w an engineering degree. lol! This is not bank, people. They also wouldn’t have bought their home (in a janky part of NJ) with only 5% down if either of them (1) made more money and (2) actually knew how to save. I’ll never understand how two ppl who lived AT HOME FOR FREE WITH THEIR PARENTS until a few years ago don’t have more $ to put down on a home. But okay, pay PMI and interest on a bank loan for longer than you need. Dumb.

Alyssa doesn’t look like she comes from any $. Have you seen her parents? They shoved however many kids into a tiny rent-controlled apartment in Queens. They aren’t even helping w the wedding but, who knows, it could be a ploy to sucker in a wedding planner. I think Alyssa went into debt for that Chanel Jumbo and her family likely bought that LV on the pre-loved market which is saturated w those bags in Asia. Everything about her chubby little self screams bargain basement, including her secondhand Hermes bags. (Side note: ReBag sends your bags in PLASTIC. Gross.)

Lastly, and most importantly, why does Marco always look like he’s squeezing something out when he smiles. He is so unattractive, but what to expect. Alyssa is so frumpy. Girl, you’re wedding in less than a year away. Get on the peloton.

Tbh I think her parents give her a lot. She’s mentioned how’s she the youngest and her parents are in the older side so I could totally see her being the spoiled child. Also Marco is a mechanical engineer if I’m not wrong. Definitely does well but not well enough to afford multiple birkins, Chanel’s, a house and all that travel.

And don’t forget how she mentioned she’d be getting a stimulus check. She definitely makes more than $75K/year but clearly kept enough of it socked away in the LLC to qualify for money that was supposed to go to people who ACTUALLY make less than $75K/year.

Thank you to whomever made this thread. I’ve been done w her since this stimulus check mess, but have wanted to shout about it somewhere.

She just bought another Birkin during her trip in Paris, I honestly need to know how much she makes as a content creator cause sign me up! lol.

She’s either “buying” this secondhand (and beat up) bags with vouchers OR, as many bloggers do, buying them and then messaging the company to see if they’re up for a partnership which = card credited back for the purchase. So many bloggers do this to get their hands on what they want without having to wait on vouchers or sponsored content. Either way, ReBag is so gross. They send you your $$$$ purchase in a PLASTIC bag, as if you’re getting it off of Canal Street.

 

[y0ass]

He mentioned before either in a video or something bc someone asked what he thinks of her spending/bags.. he said something along the lines of it's her money she can spend it on whatever she wants.

Not sure if he's used to it, just as materialistic or ok with it

 

[YvesNotLaurent]

Flexing the #KindlyGifted chunk of glass again what’s the bet that she posed for this photo and then made Marco drive

 

[theonlurker]

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She used her mom, who seems quite frail, as an excuse to snag a partnership from eBay to snag a Hermès bag.

She says 'she will give it to her'.

I cannot imagine using my own parents to get another voucher-ized luxury handbag.

DISGUSTING B***H!

how is it that she has to get a sponsorship to get her mom a gift.......makes me think is it really a gift for her mom though

 

[mangoepeach]

She did mention she has cc debt and student loans debt before she bought the house. She seems the type to look down on replicas esp if lux brands and consignment stores work with her. More like running the cc debt tab again.

It was mentioned on GG server that the reason she had a falling out with another influencer friend was bc she tried to borrow money for a fendi keychain

Damn borrowing money for a keychain? Do you remember what time this happened?

I never thought Alyssa would be the type to bum off her friends for free stuff. Like, it’s not like she’s broke needing money for food or bills smh.

 

[jetmeiko]

I feel like she missed an opportunity with her "packing vlog." It seemed super rushed and last minute (similar to her other vlogs lately) but she could have made it more interesting to viewers by showing her actually packing, and not just after the fact. Viewers are interested in seeing the products in the bag she showed, and seeing her decision process of picking the items and clothing, the organization... not just seeing a packed suitcase and a powerpoint lol. All of her content just seems like a ton of missed opportunities and she's just trying to skate by, but to each their own!

I also agree, I'm not a huge fan of the too-long loose trousers and sweatshirt look, it's not super flattering on anyone.

 

[Anne1448]

Do we think that she is ruining her credit score or her items are fake?

Because I do not know how credit works in the US but in Europe you can't spend more money until you pay back everything that you owe.

The Sothebys video was such as missed opportunity for her to showcase the rare items that they own. I do not know about you but I buy some items from Sothebys online (bags, jewellery) because they have items that I can't find on 24S which is another luxury store. It is really good for items from Chanel and Hermes which can not be bought online. Also, the level of privacy provided by Sothebys is something that she could have explained. Really, they gave the wrong opportunity to the wrong person.

 

[theonlurker]

This gets more interesting. Family member on her’s or Marco’s side?
I can just imagine that she never wanted to move to this neighborhood but didn’t have much of a choice obviously. (note: nothing wrong with her neighborhood at all …. but it just does not go along with their lifestyle - leased luxury cars, Hermezzz, etc ….)
She keeps on going to those unrealistic gazillion dollar listing real estate sites. She is very miserable and dissatisfied on her living conditions.

iirc it was Marco's side because of the last name but i didnt look into much of it. I just find it interesting because they would not have gotten that house if it was from a different owner plus that low downpayment would not even get them a viewing...

 

[deadgirlinside]

In her Paris recommendation, she included The Alley Bubble Tea shop .

You've got to be kidding me.

 

[y0ass]

This is a TT satire trend. Not actually told by their therapist but who knows since she's done nothing in life so far but watch kdrama all day and work all night

 

[bichonmama]

Remember when Hermes was a symbol of status? Of wealth? That you’ve made it? Not any more. It’s literally like getting an item from Target.

Especially the way Alyssa buys it getting it in every color

 

[bahama-mama]

Yes, they only put 5% down-payment on the house. Which is an indicator that they are not doing well financially.

A wedding abroad is really expensive. You have to pay for the accommodation and flights. Don't forget the transportation once arrived. All that adds up quite quickly.

Alyssa and Marco are paying for only their accommodation and flights. She’s even said the wedding will be less expensive “for them” because less people will be able to go due to the cost of travel. Destination weddings can actually be a great way to save.

I think they should just go to city hall like most Europeans do. It’s very American to throw these massive weddings that sadly few can actually afford.

 

[y0ass]

Shillyssa

 

[Missconvy]

I think she does make a decent income as does her fiancé, but I reckon she’s up to her eyes in debt. Also weddings are not cheap. Someone a couple of pages back totalled what she’d spent on things and it just doesn’t add up. Like just a generally adding up sponsorship and gifting it doesn’t make any sense.
I think her family does have some money but not enough to just give to her whenever. Otherwise she’d be in a McMansion.
Another thing that just doesn’t make sense to me, is if I were her and my mother was as sick as she was I’d definitely would not be doing an overseas wedding. I’d be choosing a venue that would be good for my frail elderly parents. My Dad died a couple of months before I got married. I would have got married in a MacDonalds if it meant having him there! Like car park effing any where because my family comes first, not my bloody wedding photos.

Exactly this. So sorry to hear you lost your dad. *hugs*

 

[lurkingin94123]

If I had a dollar for everytime she posts her diabetes caramel coffee or Rakuten noodles I would be able to buy a Birkin too.

Her daily diet is like what you eat when you’re feeling under the weather/want to indulge… except she eats like that everyday. I swear I’ve never seen her eat a vegetable.

Neither have I. It’s all carbs and junk food. Her coffees have hundreds or so worth of sugar calories in them. How is she not as big as a house? Does she only eat one meal a day? I don’t remember if I’ve ever heard her talk about fitness. I always thought it was sus that she said she took a size 6 or 8 in Aritizia when there in-house brand is known to run small.