I think the Bailey’s thing was just that she feels like she could be bolder with her own style and that her shop isn’t as great as Bailey’s.
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I dont think she ever sells any of those baskets , every picture of her chaotic junk sorry stock room looks packed to the rafters. Love how she just sauntered round like a sloth while her husband lugged all the towers of tat back to the van
I just watched her stories from last night can someone please explain what “decision fatigue” is. “Decision fatigue” sometimes I think she is on a full time mock because she can’t be serious. Also the paint for the sauna of a hallway isn’t photographing well, which either translates as she doesn’t like or another one of her idiot phrases. Who cares, it’s a joke for your family to live in. Who gives a crap if it doesn’t photograph well? It’s a 1960’s semi on an ex council estate in a crappy area of cornwall she is so deluded.
She really needs to go to therapy. She will never be happy with anything because she feels she always gets the crappy end of the stick when most people would kill for what she has, two wonderful kids, lovely husband, mortgage free, near enough shop rent free. Has had a very easy life coasting along in basic easy jobs till she set up Scandiland.
She always takes everything so personally but more often than not it’s her rash decisions that land her in trouble. Knee jerk reactions to have whatever the latest trend is (camper van anyone) even if it makes no sense for the property she is living in or financially for the family.
She always takes everything so personally but more often than not it’s her rash decisions that land her in trouble. Knee jerk reactions to have whatever the latest trend is (camper van anyone) even if it makes no sense for the property she is living in or financially for the family.
She is the most entitled idiot I have come across, if she actually had any concept of what bad luck was , such as someone in the family falling ill, she might see what a fool she comes across as . Vacuous, self obsessed idiot that she is , choosing a paint colour or someone doing a job not to her exacting standards is enough to exhaust her. Who the hell lives their life dependent on how well their hallway photographs , what a rooster
That tiling round the fire looks bleeping atrocious!
She literally makes everything hard work doesn’t she? Long drawn out decisions on paint colour, or tile grout, or which tongue and groove to use. She overthinks everything and then basically talk’s herself out of her own decisions! When she mocks her past decor decisions she comes across so stuck up and condescending, but she was obviously happy with it all at the time? What made her want to transform her whole life into scandiland - her entire home, her work, her children? It’s weird. She will never be happy. Fact.
One more thing, her eldest starts secondary school next year. How on earth is Alice going to cope? Nancy might become ‘challenging’ when she no longer wishes to dress as an extra from Goodnight Mr Tom or read The Moomins before bed
She literally makes everything hard work doesn’t she? Long drawn out decisions on paint colour, or tile grout, or which tongue and groove to use. She overthinks everything and then basically talk’s herself out of her own decisions! When she mocks her past decor decisions she comes across so stuck up and condescending, but she was obviously happy with it all at the time? What made her want to transform her whole life into scandiland - her entire home, her work, her children? It’s weird. She will never be happy. Fact.
One more thing, her eldest starts secondary school next year. How on earth is Alice going to cope? Nancy might become ‘challenging’ when she no longer wishes to dress as an extra from Goodnight Mr Tom or read The Moomins before bed
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I thought the story the other day (black & white) was a Halloween thing, she looked so awful in it
I had to look and now subbed. The Werner Herzog range of sad toys is comic perfection.Anyone follow officialsadbeige on IG? It’s an aesthetic that will be familiar to people on this thread
Yes I do, it’s SO Alice!Anyone follow officialsadbeige on IG? It’s an aesthetic that will be familiar to people on this thread
GDPR clearly means nothing to Alice judging by the story of her printing address labels.
Anybody for a vag cushion???
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I'm hoping this is her daughter "dressing up" rather than just wearing the normal old, too small clothes that Alice likes to dress them in (all whilst having a dedicated champagne budget 
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That wreath looks like it’s been shoved in the loft over the past year and been brought out to do another Christmas! It definitely doesn’t scream “merry Christmas” at you!
I’d imagine she will pretend the child has chosen to wear it itself, when we all know it’s her dressing them upI'm hoping this is her daughter "dressing up" rather than just wearing the normal old, too small clothes that Alice likes to dress them in (all whilst having a dedicated champagne budget
I guarantee that Christmas tree will be ALL Alice and her scandi style decorations! The kids won’t get a look in and there certainly won’t be any decs made at school going on there!
What a tit she is, just get the measly few decorations up on the spindly rit tree you do every year and have done with it. You don’t need to span out chucking those mouldy oranges on they’re an outrage as it is
By the time she’s finished decorating the bleeping thing Christmas will be over! Selfish is an understatement.
She’s so tedious, takes herself so seriously! The tree is hysterical