She's popping up on my bleeping TT now *throws phone into sea*
Alice Liveing #7 Paddy won’t commit, her clothes don’t fit and the app is still Tommy tit
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She's dressed to go to another wedding... absolutely savage of her to call Chessie's the wedding of the year when she's got another one to attend before the week is out!
Is her face and specifically are her lips meant to be like that? They look sore as!
Seeing some of the wedding content I got major second hand cringe. The conga line, the rap, the pretending that it’s a sisterhood rather than a bunch of influencers/ Instagrammers. Alice deffo got the better dress choice (not keen on dresses that length but she looked nice), you’d think they’d bring a steamer for the satin style ones though to at least get creases out. But the line about the bridesmaids being comfortable is bs, they were all so clingy.
Think it’s her veneers and lip fillers doing that. Don’t think she’s admitted to fillers but they don’t have any creases that are natural so makes me think she’s had some bad filler.
Roaccutane can make your lips really really really dry and cracked so it’s probably that
I think it’s Maeve Maddens wedding today, would she be invited to that?
I think it’s Maeve Maddens wedding today, would she be invited to that?
These video stills are interesting. Alice isn’t tagged in either. Wonder why
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Dear god don’t tell me they did a rap
All these weddings. People- every day life wiht someone isn’t as fun as wedding day. Just saying.
Several noisy privileged insta women standing around trying to do a rap in their #collab dresses. Gives me mega ick. They are as edgy as a balloon. They will all be prancing down Kings Road today, their natural habitat.Dear god don’t tell me they did a rap
Must she wear those tacky Chanel earrings everywhere?! Thought she’d have various
I refuse to shout “new money” because there are many people with “new money” that aren’t tacky.
Hi Alice. 
do you know what, I quite like the sheer baiting nature of this picture. Doesn’t read Tattle?!! Yeah right 
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He looks younger and trendier than Daddy PaddyHi Alice.
LOL. Dying at "daddy Paddy" hahaHe looks younger and trendier than Daddy Paddy
She looks at her dad the same way she looks at Daddy Paddy? Do we have oh-so-classic daddy issues? And if her dads there, whose getting married? A sibling perhaps?Hi Alice.
Don’t remember her EVER posting about her Dad before!!! Clearly reading here - why do it to yourself Alice?!Hi Alice.
Also absolutely howling at Daddy Paddy, I needed cheering up today
Her life (and other influencers) is just so sad. Watching her ranting this morning on her way to the gym. Imagine not being able to enjoy a busy week or two without now experiencing this immense panic about your “content”. Having to shoehorn filming content and working out into your holiday. It’s just a total chore for her and she doesn’t hide it. I just can’t think of much worse than literally never being able to switch off and relax and actually enjoy life…
Her pony tail flicking from side to side in those stories is giving me the rage this morning!!
Moaning about how hard it is to juggle all her socialising around her actual real life job. She’s such a brat. Try adding in a full time job (rather than filming a couple of workouts a week and doing some garbled insta stories), caring for elderly relatives whilst also running around after small, sticky handed children.The beg for sympathy is just ridiculous. She needs to get a bloody grip!!
Moaning about how hard it is to juggle all her socialising around her actual real life job. She’s such a brat. Try adding in a full time job (rather than filming a couple of workouts a week and doing some garbled insta stories), caring for elderly relatives whilst also running around after small, sticky handed children.The beg for sympathy is just ridiculous. She needs to get a bloody grip!!
The ponytail swishing gave me motion sickness and the rage
Her stories this morning are embarrassing. Poor, poor Alice. So much socialising and holidays and getting free classes in overpriced, pretentious stretching and pilates studios. What a tough little life you have.Why does she do the “good morning everyone! Just wanted to jump on and ask how you’re all doing?” That’s crazy because nobody could care about half a million strangers on the internet. She doesn’t expect responses so why ask and be so disingenuous?! It’s then followed by some gobbledygook about her boring day, mixed in with either some hyper I’M SO HAPPPY/I’m on my period/I’m listening to my body (delete as appropriate). And then concluded with “I hope you all have a lovely day!!”. No you don’t. What a redundant thing to say. Why would you care? If you cared about half a million strangers that makes you fake and if you didn’t care that would make you a sociopath. Just don’t say it because it’s so stupid.
Every darn day.
Every darn day.
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