Alice Evans & Ioan Gruffudd #242 He didn't leave Alice because of her age, he left because of her rage

[TheMogadon]

So just for fun, it's rhyme time, I'll start with:
There once was a lady called Alice, whose brother drove into a giant phallus...

She opened her maw
Thus breaking the law
Yet can’t stop calling us callous

 

[klairklopp]

Has this been edited from ‘we’ to ‘The girls and I

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Lol. I believe we would call him a late actor.

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Why has she got to involve the girls in everything? For God’s sake just protect them. They shouldn’t know anything about this crap. If she wants to vent, invite a close friend over when the girls are out of the way with their dad….. Oh wait, two things wrong with that sentence ……
Seriously though, imagine this being your life, police, restraining orders, court, custody, fighting online. It would be overwhelming for an adult let alone for two children. Furthermore the reason all this is happening is because a good man left an unhappy marriage and wanted to continue the loving relationship he had with his children. You’d think he was a devil worshipping axe murderer.

 

[Invictus]

Holy tit..Alice is on a bender

 

[Ralphiegirl]

She opened her maw
Thus breaking the law
Yet can’t stop calling us callous

She had an eternal 26 bucks,
and when breaking her dvro gave zero fucks
sadly the queen had to move on from her palace

 

[ponyboycurtis]

That Lisa (aka Ashley Ganzi) can duck right off too

I guess we finding out what Alice's niggles are (people shining a light on her abuse)
Suck it up Alice. You fucked around. We found out.

idk if it'd too early for thread title noms, BIB seems to sum it up.

 

[MarkC1387]

She had an eternal 26 bucks,
and when breaking her dvro gave zero fucks
sadly the queen had to move on from her palace

When flustered, shouts bully,
Which is bullshit most fully,
Considering it's her that is dripping with malice

 

[Lulugrace]

She opened her maw
Thus breaking the law
Yet can’t stop calling us callous

Brilliant!

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She had an eternal 26 bucks,
and when breaking her dvro gave zero fucks
sadly the queen had to move on from her palace

 

[M33L4]

She opened her maw
Thus breaking the law
Yet can’t stop calling us callous

Can I just point out a maw is a mum here

 

[Lulugrace]

When flustered, shouts bully,
Which is bullshit most fully,
Considering it's her that is dripping with malice

 

[MarmiteMonster]

I wonder if Emma’s been walked today. Hope she pees on Alice’s Jasmine.

 

[Diamonds60]

Tattle is showing me engagement rings. That's been done already.

How about...

Wedding dresses.
Wedding dresses.
Wedding dresses.

I have no idea wtf has gone on in the last 12hrs but this had me howling

 

[TheMogadon]

Can I just point out a maw is a mum here

West of Scotland here too I went with the majority meaning

 

[Hiraeth]

When flustered, shouts bully,
Which is bullshit most fully,
Considering it's her that is dripping with malice

To Trader Joe's in blue shoes,
Loading up on the booze,
All to drink every night from her chalice.

 

[brie l]

Funny that she hasn't deleted her first Tattle post even though she says she doesn't want Tattle sullying her feed. I think she deleted the second post because she was making untruth claims about their intent and it made her look insane. Even her supporters were pointing it out to her. After the negative response in the DM about her first post, imagine how the second one would have been received. Making statements about @CookieMonsta and the police wasn't the smartest either. I don't think the removal had anything to do with Alice wanting to keep it positive.

 

[Old Soak]

this represents her fans well imo. apparently if you take the kids away into your sole "care" there is a magic protection shield around you that allows you to be as abusive as you want. It's your victims fault then. And your victim is not allowed to fight back, because magic. I'm sure the ex-partners of all these women most thrive now to have these women of their backs (I am sure that a few of her fans actually have horrible ex-partners, but given that Alice is a text book abuser and narc you have to doubt most of them for seeing themselves in Alice)
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there were at least four versions

1st one
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then she was obsessing over one user here
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In the 3rd version she added the bit about Ioan in
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then in her current version she removed half of that again (clearly even she realized that this is a dumb thing to say after those same kids tried to get the most ridiculous DVRO against him ever)
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It was all so crazy, I was having a couple of beer but I didn’t realize until now (I told y’all I’m behind haha) that there were 4 bleeping versions. I just screenshatted whenever and whatever

 

[TipsyLaLa!]

If you're Alice "right kids, we're going to the police station. They've been gossiping about me again on Tattle". Still it gets them out of the house, so always a silver lining...

Maybe they can stop for a coffee on the way?

 

[Nixlondon]

Alice lies
Alice denies
Alice lies
The end
Proof is such an issue for Alice that she needs desperately to DARVO

 

[TipsyLaLa!]

I’m wondering if when one of the girls writes their memoirs of life with Mommie Dearest where the trip to BH Police Department will feature in their great days out.

Will it be better than YogurtLand, up their with Trader Joes, almost as exciting as the dog groomers or will it be a white-knuckle ride in the Prius only surpassed by a trip to the coffee shop?

You beat me to it & way more funny!

 

[Bridgeofsighs]

I’m wondering if when one of the girls writes their memoirs of life with Mommie Dearest where the trip to BH Police Department will feature in their great days out.

The kids also threatened to report Iris to police for eh, sitting in IG's car. The apples aren't falling far from the tree.

 

[TipsyLaLa!]

She’s deleted the comment where she misidentifies the freesia as a jasmine!!!