Alice Evans & Ioan Gruffudd #238 Alexa, set tits to akimbo

[Citney]

Cant really blame him. Valerie seems to be much better company, her kid is grown, and she has her own money. She's even richer than Ioan. She just paid her ex 2 mil to settle their divorce. Alice would wish for such a settlement.

Imagine that. She complained that Ioan left her because she wasn't young anymore. now hoarse whisperer is with someone 8 years older than her.

Didn’t Valerie just pose in a bikini? Let’s see Alice do that, after all she is younger than Valerie. On the other hand, let's not see Big Al in a bikini, my eyesight is too precious to me.

 

[CookieMonsta]

Wow what a catch up. I have been largely absent on the threads since my husband passed in November. I then got a promotion in Feb so work has kept me going (and then some - now do 50 hrs+)

Currently catching up while relaxing on holiday. Nothings changed. She’s still a bleeping psycho.

Someone who was truly over it wouldn’t still be stalling the financial and custody elements of a divorce. Equally they wouldn’t have been making contact as late as December. Add to that the recent posting of old photos - it screams someone who wants their old life back.

Whilst previously I always tried to give the benefit of the doubt to her struggles post divorce (divorce was justified but she could still struggle with it).

However, she’d rather he was dead than divorce her. Having recently gone through that. duck her to the moon and then into the sun. Heartless witch. Her kids still have a dad who loves and cares for them - and still pays all expenses for all three of them!

My kids adored their dad. And I’d do anything to give them just one day with him. She’s just a useless lump of tit at this point.

Thanks to hiraeth for getting the documents again. And being a kick ass lawyer, as well as everything else you do!

It's good to have you back. Sending lots of love to you and your kids and I hope each day gets a little easier.
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Just when I thought I’d seen all the weird that there was to see on this thread….

Was it Man In The Hoodie (MITH) or the hoarse whisperer that Alice was crushing on? I keep thinking it was MITH but hoping it was the hoarse whisperer for the schadenfreude!
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MOO

I'm only on pg13 so I'm not fully caught up so apologies.

I don't believe Ioan is walking away from his kids he's worked so hard to try and maintain a relationship and I don't think he gives up if B's post is anything to go by. I think he's possibly restrategising.

No rational, decent parent could watch their children being used as weapons, pawns, cannon fodder and forced to attend court on a ridiculous RO brought by an unhinged so-called mother. Those two girls especially Big E, are terrorised on a daily basis. Being coerced and manipulated by someone theyre scared off. They know deep down their dad is their safe space and there are enough sources available for 2 savvy girls to look for to see his determination. He didnt leave them but their monster of a mother. He is, in my opinion still fighting for them.

Can I ask as I must have missed it what happened at the marathon or what is that all about?

Bianca posted the LA Marathon. Alice then also posted some photos and video of her and Elsie at the marathon. Theories include that she went there to either "accidentally" run into YoBee and that she posted on her Instagram as a threat/reminder to them that she was always around and they could run into her at any time. If she got off her ass and took the kids out more often, we probably wouldn't have looked for reasons as to why she went to the marathon.
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Still reading through the many pages and again MOO.

I've two teenagers and for a good few years now I have not been allowed to post them on SM. I get to post their back to school pics in their fresh uniforms once the one photo has been approved. I have never posted them in inappropriate clothing or anything that could be considered inappropriate. I value their wellbeing far too much. Plus, you never know who is lurking even with friends.

As for mAlice recruiting Big E's friends i find this strange. I know the majority of my kids friends through name mainly as they're in their mid-teens now so they don't do play dates or bring them home for fear of me saying hello and I'm a nice youngish mummy lol I also think that at Big Es age it would be humiliating for her to ask them to go fight her monsters dearests, sorry mothers battles on SM, especially after being out of school for a while. I don't think she'd have formed strong enough friendships and in all honesty young girls are more interested in their own peers gossip, not a 55yr old's. Navigating your teens is bloody hard, nevermind having SM at your finger tips and a batshit crazy-ass poor excuse of a mother at home.

That kids life has been hell and I'd say she's truly struggling.

***Just to note my SM is very much locked down and private and always has been.

If they're not bots or older people fooling around, I'd say they were kids who don't have a very good or close relationship with their own mother/parents so are vulnerable to Alice love bombing them. Or they are just starstruck with a Z lister.
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You ever see those videos of parliament erupting into fights where they literally throw chairs at each other?!

 

[Loveu2]

How did I miss this post? Can we add this to our list of lies.

 

[SaltandPepperChicken]

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Microneedling always sounds very ouchy to me.

It is pretty painless, I have it done with microdermabrasion.
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Wow what a catch up. I have been largely absent on the threads since my husband passed in November. I then got a promotion in Feb so work has kept me going (and then some - now do 50 hrs+)

Currently catching up while relaxing on holiday. Nothings changed. She’s still a bleeping psycho.

Someone who was truly over it wouldn’t still be stalling the financial and custody elements of a divorce. Equally they wouldn’t have been making contact as late as December. Add to that the recent posting of old photos - it screams someone who wants their old life back.

Whilst previously I always tried to give the benefit of the doubt to her struggles post divorce (divorce was justified but she could still struggle with it).

However, she’d rather he was dead than divorce her. Having recently gone through that. duck her to the moon and then into the sun. Heartless witch. Her kids still have a dad who loves and cares for them - and still pays all expenses for all three of them!

My kids adored their dad. And I’d do anything to give them just one day with him. She’s just a useless lump of tit at this point.

Thanks to hiraeth for getting the documents again. And being a kick ass lawyer, as well as everything else you do!

I missed this earlier. I am so sorry to hear about your husband. Sending all the love and strength to you and your children.

Your post appears to have brought back another legend.

 

[BessieNessie]

No matter how many times you say it Alice, wearing the contents of the local dumpster is not “making it fashion’. It’s still just a pile of mangy shite lifted from a rubbish bin.

I hope the neighbours have security cameras on their trash cans. I called it first and I’m pretty sure it’s coming soon.

 

[SaltandPepperChicken]

No matter how many times you say it Alice, wearing the contents of the local dumpster is not “making it fashion’. It’s still just a pile of mangy shite lifted from a rubbish bin.

I hope the neighbours have security cameras on their trash cans. I called it first and I’m pretty sure it’s coming soon.

She will be moving into one soon.

 

[whatanabsolutewholloper]

It's my new twist on Monotone

That’s a good one I have added it to the Names of Tone list

Home Alone Tone
Tone Alone
AlcaTone
SimpleTone
DialTone
MonoTone
RingTone
underTone
Tonely the Lonely
Tone & the Bristol Massive
The Bristol Flouncer
DumBro
SockBro
CockBro
Crusty SockBro
Mr Fantastic’s Alcoholic Ex Brother in Law
Poor Man’s Paul Chuckle
Pound Shop Chuckle Brother
The Rosetta Tone
Kidney sTone
Tone Deaf
Bard of Brizzle
Mr Bum Smell
Sir Dump Smell
Tone the Moan
Tiny Tone
DroneTone
Sir Tone-a-lot
DJ Tone Blackburn
A-Tone
Tone with the Wind
PlankTone
Bugsy MaTone
Hard Tone
Hercule FakeBro
iTone
My Liddle Ptony
Tony the Phoney
Ass e Tone
Tony Mony (Billy Idol remix)
SimulaTone©
Flouncing Tone
Game of Tones
Dog with a Tone
sToned
sToner
Tone the SToned
DialAPhoneTone
Tone a Friend
Tone it Down
Bro-lice and Sis-tone
102 DalmaTones
Tone Unknown
MicroTone
The Tone Ranger
LaboTony
Woe BeTone
Tony Baloney
Salvatoné Moronzano
BrimsTone
ActualTone / AliceTone
Google Toneslate
Tantrum Tone
ForwhomthebellTones
FrancoTone
Indiana Tones
Ingrown Tone-nail
The Bristol sTool
The Tone-inator
Tonophone
TonetheLone
A-Tone-y / ATony
Tone the Venerable
Tony Tears
PhenobarbiTone
ATony the Brave
Tone the Terrible
Emperor Palpatone
AnaTony
MonoBro

 

[MrsDimSum]

That’s a good one I have added it to the Names of Tone list

Home Alone Tone
Tone Alone
AlcaTone
SimpleTone
DialTone
MonoTone
RingTone
underTone
Tonely the Lonely
Tone & the Bristol Massive
The Bristol Flouncer
DumBro
SockBro
CockBro
Crusty SockBro
Mr Fantastic’s Alcoholic Ex Brother in Law
Poor Man’s Paul Chuckle
Pound Shop Chuckle Brother
The Rosetta Tone
Kidney sTone
Tone Deaf
Bard of Brizzle
Mr Bum Smell
Sir Dump Smell
Tone the Moan
Tiny Tone
DroneTone
Sir Tone-a-lot
DJ Tone Blackburn
A-Tone
Tone with the Wind
PlankTone
Bugsy MaTone
Hard Tone
Hercule FakeBro
iTone
My Liddle Ptony
Tony the Phoney
Ass e Tone
Tony Mony (Billy Idol remix)
SimulaTone©
Flouncing Tone
Game of Tones
Dog with a Tone
sToned
sToner
Tone the SToned
DialAPhoneTone
Tone a Friend
Tone it Down
Bro-lice and Sis-tone
102 DalmaTones
Tone Unknown
MicroTone
The Tone Ranger
LaboTony
Woe BeTone
Tony Baloney
Salvatoné Moronzano
BrimsTone
ActualTone / AliceTone
Google Toneslate
Tantrum Tone
ForwhomthebellTones
FrancoTone
Indiana Tones
Ingrown Tone-nail
The Bristol sTool
The Tone-inator
Tonophone
TonetheLone
A-Tone-y / ATony
Tone the Venerable
Tony Tears
PhenobarbiTone
ATony the Brave
Tone the Terrible
Emperor Palpatone
AnaTony
MonoBro

you forgot Bum Smell!!

 

[Ametrine]

you forgot Bum Smell!!

“Mr Bum Smell” is in there though

 

[SaltandPepperChicken]

Google Toneslate got me

Just missing a bit of screenshat but it’s too early for my brain to work to think of one.

 

[BessieNessie]

That’s a good one I have added it to the Names of Tone list

Home Alone Tone
Tone Alone
AlcaTone
SimpleTone
DialTone
MonoTone
RingTone
underTone
Tonely the Lonely
Tone & the Bristol Massive
The Bristol Flouncer
DumBro
SockBro
CockBro
Crusty SockBro
Mr Fantastic’s Alcoholic Ex Brother in Law
Poor Man’s Paul Chuckle
Pound Shop Chuckle Brother
The Rosetta Tone
Kidney sTone
Tone Deaf
Bard of Brizzle
Mr Bum Smell
Sir Dump Smell
Tone the Moan
Tiny Tone
DroneTone
Sir Tone-a-lot
DJ Tone Blackburn
A-Tone
Tone with the Wind
PlankTone
Bugsy MaTone
Hard Tone
Hercule FakeBro
iTone
My Liddle Ptony
Tony the Phoney
Ass e Tone
Tony Mony (Billy Idol remix)
SimulaTone©
Flouncing Tone
Game of Tones
Dog with a Tone
sToned
sToner
Tone the SToned
DialAPhoneTone
Tone a Friend
Tone it Down
Bro-lice and Sis-tone
102 DalmaTones
Tone Unknown
MicroTone
The Tone Ranger
LaboTony
Woe BeTone
Tony Baloney
Salvatoné Moronzano
BrimsTone
ActualTone / AliceTone
Google Toneslate
Tantrum Tone
ForwhomthebellTones
FrancoTone
Indiana Tones
Ingrown Tone-nail
The Bristol sTool
The Tone-inator
Tonophone
TonetheLone
A-Tone-y / ATony
Tone the Venerable
Tony Tears
PhenobarbiTone
ATony the Brave
Tone the Terrible
Emperor Palpatone
AnaTony
MonoBro

bleeping hell

My dear Tattlers I salute you. 🫡

@whatanabsolutewholloper

 

[Idontevengohere]

That’s a good one I have added it to the Names of Tone list

Home Alone Tone
Tone Alone
AlcaTone
SimpleTone
DialTone
MonoTone
RingTone
underTone
Tonely the Lonely
Tone & the Bristol Massive
The Bristol Flouncer
DumBro
SockBro
CockBro
Crusty SockBro
Mr Fantastic’s Alcoholic Ex Brother in Law
Poor Man’s Paul Chuckle
Pound Shop Chuckle Brother
The Rosetta Tone
Kidney sTone
Tone Deaf
Bard of Brizzle
Mr Bum Smell
Sir Dump Smell
Tone the Moan
Tiny Tone
DroneTone
Sir Tone-a-lot
DJ Tone Blackburn
A-Tone
Tone with the Wind
PlankTone
Bugsy MaTone
Hard Tone
Hercule FakeBro
iTone
My Liddle Ptony
Tony the Phoney
Ass e Tone
Tony Mony (Billy Idol remix)
SimulaTone©
Flouncing Tone
Game of Tones
Dog with a Tone
sToned
sToner
Tone the SToned
DialAPhoneTone
Tone a Friend
Tone it Down
Bro-lice and Sis-tone
102 DalmaTones
Tone Unknown
MicroTone
The Tone Ranger
LaboTony
Woe BeTone
Tony Baloney
Salvatoné Moronzano
BrimsTone
ActualTone / AliceTone
Google Toneslate
Tantrum Tone
ForwhomthebellTones
FrancoTone
Indiana Tones
Ingrown Tone-nail
The Bristol sTool
The Tone-inator
Tonophone
TonetheLone
A-Tone-y / ATony
Tone the Venerable
Tony Tears
PhenobarbiTone
ATony the Brave
Tone the Terrible
Emperor Palpatone
AnaTony
MonoBro

What a fantastic tonesaurus!

 

[Hiraeth]

That’s a good one I have added it to the Names of Tone list

Home Alone Tone
Tone Alone
AlcaTone
SimpleTone
DialTone
MonoTone
RingTone
underTone
Tonely the Lonely
Tone & the Bristol Massive
The Bristol Flouncer
DumBro
SockBro
CockBro
Crusty SockBro
Mr Fantastic’s Alcoholic Ex Brother in Law
Poor Man’s Paul Chuckle
Pound Shop Chuckle Brother
The Rosetta Tone
Kidney sTone
Tone Deaf
Bard of Brizzle
Mr Bum Smell
Sir Dump Smell
Tone the Moan
Tiny Tone
DroneTone
Sir Tone-a-lot
DJ Tone Blackburn
A-Tone
Tone with the Wind
PlankTone
Bugsy MaTone
Hard Tone
Hercule FakeBro
iTone
My Liddle Ptony
Tony the Phoney
Ass e Tone
Tony Mony (Billy Idol remix)
SimulaTone©
Flouncing Tone
Game of Tones
Dog with a Tone
sToned
sToner
Tone the SToned
DialAPhoneTone
Tone a Friend
Tone it Down
Bro-lice and Sis-tone
102 DalmaTones
Tone Unknown
MicroTone
The Tone Ranger
LaboTony
Woe BeTone
Tony Baloney
Salvatoné Moronzano
BrimsTone
ActualTone / AliceTone
Google Toneslate
Tantrum Tone
ForwhomthebellTones
FrancoTone
Indiana Tones
Ingrown Tone-nail
The Bristol sTool
The Tone-inator
Tonophone
TonetheLone
A-Tone-y / ATony
Tone the Venerable
Tony Tears
PhenobarbiTone
ATony the Brave
Tone the Terrible
Emperor Palpatone
AnaTony
MonoBro

This is INCREDIBLE. Bard of Brizzle.

Please tell me this is in the wiki. If it's not, it should be. Posthaste.

 

[BingoFlamingo]

I went to the theatre last night and one of the characters was Welsh and they talk about missing home and he used the word @Hiraeth and how you can’t really translate the word into English but it’s to do with home. I of course immediately thought of our red hot lawyer friend of course and had a little smile to myself

 

[TheMogadon]

She will be moving into one soon.

Oh man this has tickled the tits off me this morning. Paps have caught AFE as she does a moonlight flit into the only affordable accommodation in BH for someone of her earning capability

 

[CookieMonsta]

Oh man this has tickled the tits off me this morning. Paps have caught AFE as she does a moonlight flit into the only affordable accommodation in BH for someone of her earning capability

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OK, I have to steal that "this has tickled the tits off me."

 

[barre19]

That’s a good one I have added it to the Names of Tone list

Home Alone Tone
Tone Alone
AlcaTone
SimpleTone
DialTone
MonoTone
RingTone
underTone
Tonely the Lonely
Tone & the Bristol Massive
The Bristol Flouncer
DumBro
SockBro
CockBro
Crusty SockBro
Mr Fantastic’s Alcoholic Ex Brother in Law
Poor Man’s Paul Chuckle
Pound Shop Chuckle Brother
The Rosetta Tone
Kidney sTone
Tone Deaf
Bard of Brizzle
Mr Bum Smell
Sir Dump Smell
Tone the Moan
Tiny Tone
DroneTone
Sir Tone-a-lot
DJ Tone Blackburn
A-Tone
Tone with the Wind
PlankTone
Bugsy MaTone
Hard Tone
Hercule FakeBro
iTone
My Liddle Ptony
Tony the Phoney
Ass e Tone
Tony Mony (Billy Idol remix)
SimulaTone©
Flouncing Tone
Game of Tones
Dog with a Tone
sToned
sToner
Tone the SToned
DialAPhoneTone
Tone a Friend
Tone it Down
Bro-lice and Sis-tone
102 DalmaTones
Tone Unknown
MicroTone
The Tone Ranger
LaboTony
Woe BeTone
Tony Baloney
Salvatoné Moronzano
BrimsTone
ActualTone / AliceTone
Google Toneslate
Tantrum Tone
ForwhomthebellTones
FrancoTone
Indiana Tones
Ingrown Tone-nail
The Bristol sTool
The Tone-inator
Tonophone
TonetheLone
A-Tone-y / ATony
Tone the Venerable
Tony Tears
PhenobarbiTone
ATony the Brave
Tone the Terrible
Emperor Palpatone
AnaTony
MonoBro

EIGHTY names on that list, and I barely got a quarter through before I started chuckling out loud and had my 7 year-old trying to peer at my screen to see what’s so funny. “MR BUM SMELL!!” has gone down a treat.

Good old Tone. We have to thank him for providing so much light relief. There’s a Tone for every occasion, situation, mood, *and* day of the week!

 

[SaltandPepperChicken]

If the List of Tones isn’t in the Wiki, it should be

 

[MrsDimSum]

“Mr Bum Smell” is in there though

My humble apologies - I should open both eyes before posting!

again so sorry about the UTTER UTTER DEFAMATION of your list…..

 

[Irishwidz]

Deepest condolences @UncoveredLurker God bless

Thanx to @Hiraeth for all you do for us so greatly appreciated

Alice ur fooked at last