You know, I wish I could reply to her laughably hypocritical Instagram comment like this:
"Dear Abby, I know you feel like Saint Joan trying to proclaim with your new lips "don't abuse minors," but you really act more like a Dog Lady than a Tattlemember. You may think that you will encounter Judge Mercy today, and you're being as smug as Juventus when they win a match. However, Judge Josh has your number and he won't be fooled again. There will be an apocalypse soon in court beyond your doodle dreams."
(Hat tip to the list of Alice socks in the wiki and to welp's PDF!)
"Dear Abby, I know you feel like Saint Joan trying to proclaim with your new lips "don't abuse minors," but you really act more like a Dog Lady than a Tattlemember. You may think that you will encounter Judge Mercy today, and you're being as smug as Juventus when they win a match. However, Judge Josh has your number and he won't be fooled again. There will be an apocalypse soon in court beyond your doodle dreams."
(Hat tip to the list of Alice socks in the wiki and to welp's PDF!)