Alfie wants to do lazy yoga or Dianne does lazy yoga?Isn’t it ‘lazy’ yoga though? Which was basically lying down?
I’ve decided next week I’m going to clap in support of that brave woman having to put up with fraggle hanging around like a bad smell whilst she tries to make those shitty wankstraps. We need to send her a bingo card she can fill in every time he says the following...So Alfie’s down the key ring workshop next week to “help make orders”. If this smooth brain twat is capable of crafting them then they must be even shitter than I thought. I can imagine him popping a note in the packaging of the ones he makes to let the lucky customer know he’s blessed it with his Midas touch.
For any normal business, if you found out your handcrafted artisan leather wankstrap had actually been made by some back office investor wanting to have a go at playing with the tools, you’d not be happy would you really.
SavageI’ve decided next week I’m going to clap in support of that brave woman having to put up with fraggle hanging around like a bad smell whilst she tries to make those shitty wankstraps. We need to send her a bingo card she can fill in every time he says the following...
Dwop
Bro
literally
Guys
Bloody
Please add anymore you can think of.
Send it!Savage
Sick
Ridiculous
“Don’t even worry about...”Send it!
They’d have looked good if he stuck to Invisalign and maybe a bit of whiteningJust a reminder of Alfie's (and Naomi's) old teeth. Think his old teeth look better tbh!! More human...
His face needs a good punch in this photoJust a reminder of Alfie's (and Naomi's) old teeth. Think his old teeth look better tbh!! More human...
He's a firestarter, tory firestartertrust him to bring a silver plated tory edition fire starting kit that mummy and daddy got him for cwistmas to go camping with. just a take a fuckin lighter for gods sake
Alfie Deyes #10 fading youtuberDoes anyone have any ideas for the new thread name?
Alfie Deyes #10 All The Gear, No IdeaDoes anyone have any ideas for the new thread name?
Thread suggestion:
Alfie Deyes: do your futureself a favour and finish SOMETHING
I think we've had that.Alfie Deyes #10 All The Gear, No Idea
Just a had a quick look and we haven't had that one yet!I think we've had that.
I’d vote this for a thread name because it made me laugh so muchHe's a firestarter, tory firestarter
Ah thanksI’d vote this for a thread name because it made me laugh so much
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