Alfie Deyes #9 The lights are always on, but nobodys home

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I’ve decided next week I’m going to clap in support of that brave woman having to put up with fraggle hanging around like a bad smell whilst she tries to make those shitty wankstraps. We need to send her a bingo card she can fill in every time he says the following...
Dwop
Bro
literally
Guys
Bloody

Please add anymore you can think of.
 
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Savage
Sick
Ridiculous
 
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trust him to bring a silver plated tory edition fire starting kit that mummy and daddy got him for cwistmas to go camping with. just a take a fuckin lighter for gods sake
 
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Watching his woodland vlog reminded me of the phrase does a bear shit in the woods, but in this case did Alfie shit in the woods, and more importantly did he wash his hands afterwards.
 
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trust him to bring a silver plated tory edition fire starting kit that mummy and daddy got him for cwistmas to go camping with. just a take a fuckin lighter for gods sake
He's a firestarter, tory firestarter
 
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