Alfie Deyes #8 Condom hat, kendama twat

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I'm Alfie's age and is it really that already at age 30 you're so much less energetic and get dead tired from just shopping? I'm scared. What at the age of 60 then.
 
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I'm Alfie's age and is it really that already at age 30 you're so much less energetic and get dead tired from just shopping? I'm scared. What at the age of 60 then.
be afraid, very afraid... its all down hill from here...
 
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that shirtless pic has gone from his account

probably got removed for being ugly
 
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That dumb ass pic has gotten significantly less pics than any of his normal uploads and it's hilarious
 
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It's a leap year... in folklore Feb 29th is a day that a woman can propose to a man. Will Zoe propose?

She really should give Froggy an ultimatum or just end the showmance. Why waste your youth on a manbaby that strings you along.
 
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It's a leap year... in folklore Feb 29th is a day that a woman can propose to a man. Will Zoe propose?

She really should give Froggy an ultimatum or just end the showmance. Why waste your youth on a manbaby that strings you along.
It would be incredible if that happened
 
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Hahah Alfie got to write to his Instagram post's (picture from NY) caption that "Even when it was raining, we were out exploring". Ohhh 100% big thanks to Zac and Lottie for that!
 
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The twatpacket has taken up golf now
Wearing jeans and merch

imagine being a member of an expensive golf club and he rolls up
 
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The twatpacket has taken up golf now
Wearing jeans and merch

imagine being a member of an expensive golf club and he rolls up
Theres a reason most courses have dress codes - like a proper golf shirt and proper shoes. This lot have zero respect for etiquette and protocols. I wouldn't be shocked if they are the kind to not tamp down any turk they tear up on the course, because who cares that's someones job and we can do whatever we want.
 
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The twatpacket has taken up golf now
Wearing jeans and merch

imagine being a member of an expensive golf club and he rolls up
Hahah! I was thinking this, most have a dress code surprised he is allowed in like that to be honest!
 
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let me guess: golf - another hobby for him to spend all his money on, making sure he buys the very best and most expensive equipment, only to lose interest after a few weeks and put it all in his spare house/hoarding shed.

futureself's strapline should be "all the gear but no idea"
 
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So he has taken an interest in golf...... presume he will be selling future self putters in the next couple of weeks so
 
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