Alfie Deyes #8 Condom hat, kendama twat

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Why the hell didn't Chris Evans challenge him and say ---isn't not sleeping 4.5 years a physical impossibility? Even severe insomniacs actually do get some very limited form of sleep or your body can't function. Alfie boy spends say 2-4 hours editing (very unlikely) but then we all saw him sleep in until late morning each day. Not actually the same as no sleep that is it?
 
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Especially bullshit when he regularly used to say that he could edit his daily vlogs in about 10 minutes when he was daily vlogging.
 
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I remember he always used to do his "goooooood morning guys!" Shit and then sometimes he's go: wait, it's not the morning, it ten past one!
 
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The ‘year of #content’ is really ending on a high this year with the domestic abuse scandal!
 
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The ‘year of #content’ is really ending on a high this year with the domestic abuse scandal!
No Alfie thinks talking about something will just make it happen. Bet he'll say the same about 2020. He knows he is irrelevant, let it go Alf.
 
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Someone should make a video loop of them just repeatedly hammering nails into that tree trunk and make it go on for hours, even better in slo mo ... Nothing would sum up Zalfie's intellect more aptly!!!
 
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Someone should make a video loop of them just repeatedly hammering nails into that tree trunk and make it go on for hours, even better in slo mo ... Nothing would sum up Zalfie's intellect more aptly!!!
Photoshop Zoe’s face as the trunk and it’ll be two of her favourite games in one, nail hitting and domestic violence. Fun!


Just wanted to leave this comment I found on
Reddit under the Q&A clip. Lol
 

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Alfie is such an ugly person. Not just because he looks horsey but his personality. He defo thinks he is something else, model or whatever, and is all philosophical and thinks he is all that. I reckon he believes the world revolves around him and his scraggy not-wife Zozo
 
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Photoshop Zoe’s face as the trunk and it’ll be two of her favourite games in one, nail hitting and domestic violence. Fun!


Just wanted to leave this comment I found on
Reddit under the Q&A clip. Lol
Omg

No surprise the halfpipe is ruined.
Wouldn't have taken long for it to be treated properly, not really sure how it's done but I'm sure he could have paid a professional but this means he gets to buy a bigger one in summer
 
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Omg


Wouldn't have taken long for it to be treated properly, not really sure how it's done but I'm sure he could have paid a professional but this means he gets to buy a bigger one in summer
I don't know why he bothered he's a shit skater anyway. Now the grass will be dead too and all for what a couple of days filming his mates.
 
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