Jesus Alf. Maybe try and smile? Properly. And try to look interested in the photo because in this one you look fake as duck. Oh yes, do try and open your eyes too. That would be useful...
It's easier to fake being in love when your eyes are closed than it being open. Also, Alfie doing his usual side angle pose again. I'm guessing he thinks this is his good side. He doesn't have any but you know how delusional the entire lot is so...
Jesus Alf. Maybe try and smile? Properly. And try to look interested in the photo because in this one you look fake as duck. Oh yes, do try and open your eyes too. That would be useful...
Alfieās Vlogmas Watching the Sunset Together (Day 4)
He rambles about working out with a personal trainer... weāve heard this before. He says heās trying to put on a ton of ā...mass preferably muscleā. So heās been eating a lot. Weāve all heard this before last year and he didnāt have any visible results so everyone keep your expectations low. Plus their not-mansion is filled with sweets and junk food. You know heās not eating clean.
Alfie is in his āenvironmentally friendlyā SUV and talking about how beautiful it is outside but that itās also freezing outside. He says this as heās in his hoodie, joggers, and NO coat during winter. Gee I wonder why heās so cold... He then answers Zoeās call and she says on the phone āSorry I missed your call I was out walking Nala.ā As if Zoe actually left the house much less walked Nala.
I also hate that Alfieās new word is banging. Heās been using it quite a bit. I just canāt.
He still mentions Futureās Elf in every Vlogmas to date and this time is no different. He mentions his ugly cap with an F on it which was a sample. Yes, F for the design.
Now heās met up with Zoe and theyāre walking on the beach. Alfie says he needs to say something. Zoe says cheekily āthat I am beautiful?ā And instead Alfie says āthat Iām so lucky to live in Brightonā. Itās too hard for Elf to give a compliment.
They meet up with Zach and Sean and grab a bite to eat. They choose super healthy foods like a slice pizza and a brownie. You know after that whole spiel in the beginning of his vlog about working out and working with a PT, this makes perfect sense...
Itās now in the evening and Alfie talks about how he had plans to meet his school friends for bowling and is leaning towards staying home instead. He talks about how all his friends have very different careers and lives and how mind blowing that is. That theyāre not uselessly leeching onto their girlfriend for a ācareerā. Then he talks about how everyone is building their family but quickly back tracks the family bit and that none of his closest friends have kids yet except one. Close call Alfie with Zoe there in the room...
Then Zoe puts booties (that she bought with a gift voucher from Homesense) on Nala who looks absolutely miserable as always. Alfie acts like he feels bad for Nala but also does nothing to stop the torture.
Yes thatās basicaly what I was going to say.In his vlog, and in Zoeās today, he was so disengaged from everything she said, all day. And in hers, he had a complete huff and stormed off giving her the finger because she was teasing him about some puzzle sheād done that he hadnāt. She was āsecretlyā filming - I think that says a lot about what heās like off camera, even though heās pretty awful on camera!
How are they so surprised everytime they arrive late/too late to do something- stillAlso - they manage to arrive at the snowboarding place only an hour before it closes. Then are pissed off that it still costs the same?
Alfie has just woken from a nap in the passenger seat of his car... so he didnāt even drive his own car there?
And finally, he complains that he canāt bring his snowboard, because he ācanāt fit itā in the car. Really?! A snowboard wonāt fit into a Range Rover? He makes some half arsed attempts to get it in the boot and gives up. And now he will have to rent one, boo hoo
I hate it so much. It's his word of the moment. He keeps using it in Vlogmas and it's like nails on a chalkboard.Yes, banging is so annoying
He says ridiculous as well. To describe something he likes or something pleasant. I hate it. So. Much.I hate it so much. It's his word of the moment. He keeps using it in Vlogmas and it's like nails on a chalkboard.
It's like in Mean Girls when Gretchen was trying to make fetch happen.
View attachment 62522
Ugh, too right. Alfieās grasp of English appalling. Something thatās driven me mad for years is his unnecessary attatchment of āupā to activities. āCooking up some pastaā āEditing up some videos.āHe says ridiculous as well. To describe something he likes or something pleasant. I hate it. So. Much.
I think heās at the top of my hate watch list now. Zoe second. Peter Monn third.Ugh, too right. Alfieās grasp of English appalling. Something thatās driven me mad for years is his unnecessary attatchment of āupā to activities. āCooking up some pastaā āEditing up some videos.ā
It always sounds weirdly childish to me, like how someone might talk to a kid and I find it incredibly annoying.
Who is peter monn? Dare i ask ...I think heās at the top of my hate watch list now. Zoe second. Peter Monn third.
Donāt ask or watch him. Hahahahah.Who is peter monn? Dare i ask ...
It must be personalised right ? Christ.You can see their numberplate in his latest video... It ends with WTF
I swear they used to be so careful with not showing/blurring out stuff like that?
I assumed that she was downstairs/in the gardenDo they sleep in seperate rooms? He said that zoe called him at 7am to look at the sunrise, but they were both at home ??
Nah she just goes to bed at 7pm and wakes up at 5am. (Slight exaggeration)Do they sleep in seperate rooms? He said that zoe called him at 7am to look at the sunrise, but they were both at home ??