Alfie Deyes #7 Joe Sugg's sister's boyfriend/housemate

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Why doesn’t he use Zoe’s cordially book....

Also funny af when he says “my girlfriend” instead of just Zoe like no cunt knows who she is!
 
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Why doesn’t he use Zoe’s cordially book....

Also funny af when he says “my girlfriend” instead of just Zoe like no cunt knows who she is!
Just before jim chapman and Tanya burr split he kept referring to her as ‘my wife’ lol bit of a coincidence considering the way he’s been acting toward Zoe lately
 
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Just before jim chapman and Tanya burr split he kept referring to her as ‘my wife’ lol bit of a coincidence considering the way he’s been acting toward Zoe lately


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We can only hope. The sooner I have to stop seeing that horse mouth across social media and he slips into irrelevancy the better.

he’s like a naughty school boy who thinks it’s a endearing personality trait to forget things and leave things to the last minute and turn up late

REALLY strange that he’s still made no mention of the KSI win. Even though he went to the boxing match last year and every youtuber and his dog are mentioning it just because KSI and Logan are probably trending atm. Not like Alfie to miss out on clickbait

just checked and he’s weirdly not tweeted since August. Guessing that’s because you can’t moderate comments on Twitter.... so many youtubers stopping twitter because they find it so much negativity and insta is just way more positive’

TRANSLATE we cant filter and edit people’s opinions
 

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That video is so funny. “Cool” music for extremely non-event footage. What on earth is the point
 
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I think he mentioned in a shit vlog that he gave up on twitter cos of the negativity or sumut
 
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In the second photo why are they looking at the ground? Idgi what's so interesting about dirt and gravel? Why did Alfie tell them to pose like this when he took the picture? "Yeoh! Guys look at the ground, yeah? I'm going to snap a quick shot. It's gonna be sick!"​

Look at dem savage try-hard lads!

Looks like the guys did some climbing. Shockingly even Alfie attempted a climb? Note how red everyone's ears are because they're exposed out in the COLD.​


Speaking of Alfie trying to push his film account, his pictures are a joke compared to Benjamin's account. The quality and creativity is a level that Alfie in his wildest dreams could never emulate or even feebly attempt to copy in execution.
 
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He reminds me of Brooklyn Beckham. Literally famous for doing nothing, decides he wants to be a photographer and that his name alone is enough and dresses like he’s homeless
 
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Also funny af when he says “my girlfriend” instead of just Zoe like no cunt knows who she is!
This is so weird to me... Pretty sure Zoe has never said "my boyfriend" instead of "Alfie"? Makes it pretty clear who of these 2 has checked out of that relationship. Just break up already.
 
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Everytime I see that godawful beanie he wears I cant help but think of this hilarious but really old YouTube musical called "Me and My Dick" (haven't watched it in so long but I still see it in my suggested sometimes)

I mean the resemblance is uncanny
 
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Suprised some comedian hasn’t written some little Britain style sketch ripping the piss out of all of them tbh
 
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