He’s honestly the most boring “content creator” in the UK. Hypes everything up like it’s the best thing since sliced bread then it’s just him sat in his pants drawing. Fucking pathetic.If you can make it through an Alfie video, you honestly deserve a medal. I can just about make it through a Joe or Zoe video (not with Mark in it) but how does anyone enjoy an Alfie video?? Started to watch the vid and he was just boring me so much I couldn't. He is just not entertaining. He genuinely has about as much personality as a soggy doormat.
Over promises and under delivers, he should consider becoming a politicianHe’s honestly the most boring “content creator” in the UK. Hypes everything up like it’s the best thing since sliced bread then it’s just him sat in his pants drawing. Fucking pathetic.
Some Prets don't have proper mugs so have no choice. Pret also sells reusable bamboo travel mugs, recycles all cups thrown away and doesn't use plastic straws anymore. He's an idiot.I HATE HIM. How can someone be so stupid, greedy, selfish, wasteful and obsessed with material belongings and then have the audacity to sit on his moral high horse because he has a fucking reusable water bottle? The lack of self-awareness is astounding. I am still convinced that he has some underlying mild learning difficulties. How is he real???
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Not before telling them "do yourself a favour and work hard TODAY"I imagine if a homeless family moved into the disused office house next door that Alfie uses mainly as a store of wealth he'd be the first to call the police and get the choppers out
"Don't be like this dopey old prick and actually propose to your girlfriend today" love that
The expression on Alfie’s face in that screenshot coupled with the ads (of Zoe’s distant dreams) is just too perfect.
How long before he gets himself a #gifted #ad hair transplant?I can see he is desperately trying to cover his receding hair line.His hair looks soooo messy, unkept and dry.
Oh god it’s on the cards isn’t it (not the Futureself playing cards)How long before he gets himself a #gifted #ad hair transplant?
Too late he's been and had it doneOh god it’s on the cards isn’t it (not the Futureself playing cards)
I'd rather watch a video of a soggy doormat drying than a video of hisHe genuinely has about as much personality as a soggy doormat.
He's giving me Jonathan Saccone Joly vibes in this screenshot
A Tory oneOver promises and under delivers, he should consider becoming a politician
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