Alfie Deyes #6 Engaged, "We're not in any rush for that"

[Youtubegossip]

I have a theory why Alfie hasn't purposed to Zoe yet. He just hasn't lived his single life and had fun like Joe and others. I believe Zoe is his first and only girl he's ever been with. He probably is craving to live like a bachelor so bad

Then he should just do it? It’s not like he’s not got several properties he could move into or even buy his own in London. He’s pathetic and couldn’t live like a bachelor even if he was single because he’s so lame and try hard

 

[Alightened]

Then he should just do it? It’s not like he’s not got several properties he could move into or even buy his own in London. He’s pathetic and couldn’t live like a bachelor even if he was single because he’s so lame and try hard

I know. He tried living in London but couldn't hack it, he had to move back to Brighton near Mummy and Daddy.

 

[boredjess]

GUYZ FOR OVER 4 months

 

[Alightened]

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GUYZ FOR OVER 4 months

WTAF is it. 4 months

 

[thenomad]

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GUYZ FOR OVER 4 months

It better not be playing cards or a card game of sorts... Seriously. The world doesn't need this. Especially from Alfie/Future's Elf.

Is it something to store for uncompleted failed projects, for projects that never took off, all the useless stuff he constantly buys, dentures, and faux inspirational quotes? I hope it comes in different sizes since that's not going to hold his half-pipe or narcissism.

 

[boredjess]

It better not be playing cards or a card game of sorts... Seriously. The world doesn't need this. Especially from Alfie/Future's Elf.

Is it something to store for uncompleted failed projects, for projects that never took off, all the useless stuff he constantly buys, dentures, and faux inspirational quotes? I hope it comes in different sizes since that's not going to hold his half-pipe or narcissism.

Because of size , maybe you're right...that it's playing cards

I can't think of anything that would fit into his merch line

Or some "eye" pendent

 

[Alightened]

Whatever it is, it looks cheap and nasty

 

[Airbrushed]

WTAF is it. 4 months

If he claims he has spent 4 months on working in a deck of cards or some kind of underwear I’m actually done, I won’t even be able to watch him for the cringeworthy laughs anymore

 

[Alightened]

I think it's a tiny chest of drawers to hold all the things he's done with his life

 

[StephenTJackson]

Definitely a Futures Elf card set. For all those times when them sick savage skaters take a break from the ramps to pay cards. He is just taking Futures Elf further and further away from being a “skater brand”, and honestly it was never anywhere close to being a skater brand in the first place.

I think it's a tiny chest of drawers to hold all the things he's done with his life

I must admit first glance I thought it was a tiny set of drawers, but on closer look it doesn’t look like it.

 

[Alightened]

Definitely a Futures Elf card set. For all those times when them sick savage skaters take a break from the ramps to pay cards. He is just taking Futures Elf further and further away from being a “skater brand”, and honestly it was never anywhere close to being a skater brand in the first place.


I must admit first glance I thought it was a tiny set of drawers, but on closer look it doesn’t look like it.

I shan't rest until I find out

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

I have a theory why Alfie hasn't purposed to Zoe yet. He just hasn't lived his single life and had fun like Joe and others. I believe Zoe is his first and only girl he's ever been with. He probably is craving to live like a bachelor so bad

100% a virgin when he got with her wasn’t he!

Zoe was with lads before fraggle so she’s settling down now but he’s not ready for that what so ever.

She doesn’t drink. He does.

She doesn’t go out. He does.

She is happy doing duck all. He always does EVERYTHING.

I reckon if anything’s gonna ruin this relationship it’s gonna be Frag flirting with or shagging someone else OR he will just get fed up with her and duck off with half the Zalfie pot.

WTAF is it. 4 months

I think I remember he was “developing” a game with a brand one time

 

[blurstoftimes]

100% a virgin when he got with her wasn’t he!

Zoe was with lads before fraggle so she’s settling down now but he’s not ready for that what so ever.

She doesn’t drink. He does.

She doesn’t go out. He does.

She is happy doing duck all. He always does EVERYTHING.

I reckon if anything’s gonna ruin this relationship it’s gonna be Frag flirting with or shagging someone else OR he will just get fed up with her and duck off with half the Zalfie pot.


I think I remember he was “developing” a game with a brand one time

You're being way too kind too here...Alfie is equally as lame, unadventurous, insular and pathetic as Zoe is. I mean at least Zoe can admit it...

I mean this is his latest story. This just sums him up.

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

You're being way too kind too here...Alfie is equally as lame, unadventurous, insular and pathetic as Zoe is. I mean at least Zoe can admit it...

I mean this is his latest story. This just sums him up.

Oh duck I didn’t see his story. ERASE EVERYTHING I SAID FROM YOUR MEMORY.

 

[thenomad]

It's sad it took him four months to create whatever that is and that no one is hyped about. Honestly, he missed the opportunity to create a drinking game about himself. I'd reckon a few of us could come up with a better alternative game in minutes compared to Alfie... who took four months for his MS Paint designed card game or whatever that is.

For example: A shot for each time Alfie...

Plays with his kendama
Does a cringey wannabe model pose for his not-merchandise-but-totes-merchandise Future's Elf
Catches flies with his mouth because he's unable to close his mouth (due to massive gnashers)
Makes a post on his personal IG account about Future's Elf
Says "sick", "savage", "boiiii", "bro", oh and double shots for "licherally"
Buys a new toy and then never sees light of day again
Brings supervision along on his date/outings with Zoe
Comes up with another stupid challenge or hack job project only to finish it halfway or another incomplete
Ignores Zoe
Makes heart eyes at Mark, Dianne, the wall, and anyone who is not Zoe
Triple shots for another successful year he manages to not propose

And it can be titled The Alfred Sidney Deyes Drinking Game: The Tory Edition

 

[Youtubegossip]

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GUYZ FOR OVER 4 months

Why are the inserts all different sizes and don’t fit the outer box properly. You’d think after months they’d have got that right.

What’s in the drawers, each wooden, or sweet ring he’s ever got zoe to tease her?!?


*edit*
Oh I’ve just relooked and that’s a box with ten items in, thought it was a set of drawers.
It’s some card game with his future elf logo printed on the edges. I’m sure it’s going to be some totally original idea, but I’m going to guess it’s another card game he’s ripped off. Savage

 

[Albert_Chris]

Well I’m a guy, but I’m glad to make your morning better.

Sorry! Was a bit presumptuous of me.

It's sad it took him four months to create whatever that is and that no one is hyped about. Honestly, he missed the opportunity to create a drinking game about himself. I'd reckon a few of us could come up with a better alternative game in minutes compared to Alfie... who took four months for his MS Paint designed card game or whatever that is.

For example: A shot for each time Alfie...

Plays with his kendama
Does a cringey wannabe model pose for his not-merchandise-but-totes-merchandise Future's Elf
Catches flies with his mouth because he's unable to close his mouth (due to massive gnashers)
Makes a post on his personal IG account about Future's Elf
Says "sick", "savage", "boiiii", "bro", oh and double shots for "licherally"
Buys a new toy and then never sees light of day again
Brings supervision along on his date/outings with Zoe
Comes up with another stupid challenge or hack job project only to finish it halfway or another incomplete
Ignores Zoe
Makes heart eyes at Mark, Dianne, the wall, and anyone who is not Zoe
Triple shots for another successful year he manages to not propose

And it can be titled The Alfred Sidney Deyes Drinking Game: The Tory Edition

But we would all end up in hospital with alcohol poising?

 

[thenomad]

But we would all end up in hospital with alcohol poising?

At least we’d get a good laugh out of it. It might make Alfie’s content a bit bearable rather than the usual infuriating head-banging on a flat surface that we all do in order to watch his drivel.

 

[Albert_Chris]

At least we’d get a good laugh out of it. It might make Alfie’s content a bit bearable rather than the usual infuriating head-banging on a flat surface that we all do in order to watch his drivel.

You're right, this might actually be the best way to watch him!

 

[Jelly Bean]

Time for Alfie to be getting up soon to watch the sunrise as part of his #30daysofzzzzzz. I must say I have my doubts but that would be unfair as he is normally so reliable.